temperature extremes. thumbs if you like ;D. Temperature Extremes Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them]. Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Th Temperature extreme lol
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temperature extremes. thumbs if you like ;D. Temperature Extremes Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them]. Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Th

thumbs if you like ;D

Temperature Extremes
Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them].
Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them].
Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don' t start.
Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
D" - Water freezes in America, in Russia it Thickens.
Mi'' - French cars don' t start.
You' re planning a placation to Australia.
15" - Your cm insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on
sweaters.
New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their
last seasonal p ionic.
tty' - American cars don' t . People in Alaska wearing
long -sleeves.
250 - German cars don' t . Hawaiians are dead.
Politicians start Talking about homeless people. Your cm
prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
35" - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don' t .
You' re planning a hot tub berth. Swedish cars don' t
start.
Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the
street.
45" - All Greeks are dead, Politicians really start doing something
for the homeless.
ED” - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people
close The window in the bathromm_
600 - White bears moving south,
7' 00 - The hell froze.
730 - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland.
Russians wear earmuff hats
ED“ - Lawyers put their hands their own pockets.
1140 - Ethyl alcohol is ‘Freezing. Russians are unhappy.
273'' - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
2950 - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer Tenn becomes the
world champion.
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#141 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
LIES!!!!
....................

Politicians would never help the poor!
#32 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
its so cold in russia you can pee and lean on it...
#35 to #32 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
i want to fly to russia just to try that.
#39 to #35 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
**** yea me too
#43 to #39 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
lets all plan a trip then! =D
User avatar #46 to #43 - Shiny (12/11/2009) [-]
Let's be sure to bring a LOT of alcoholic beverages.
#55 to #46 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
im thinking vodka
#58 to #32 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
couldn't we all pee standing side by side and make a bridge of frozen urine?
#69 to #58 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
Change the lyrics to a classic (but annoying) song!

"Like a bridge over golden water..."
#203 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
i live in north dakota and i have cousins that live in seattle and they say that when they get ONE INCH of snow the entire city basically shuts down cuz everyone's to stupid to drive. In north dakota you have 16 year olds who just got there license drifting around corners at 30 mph
#61 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
at -40'C Canadians are skinny dipping
#66 to #61 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
yes we are
#82 to #66 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
Screw that, I don't need it to be -40'C to go skinny dipping! ;D
#110 to #82 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
Just the other day in downtown regina there were half naked PETA chicks in -40, it was sexy
#213 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
That stuff about Hawaii is probably true. Recently it's been down to 70 F and already I'm freezing my ass off.
#218 to #213 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
today i was in a sweatshirt in Minnesota in about 15 degrees playing in the snow and i was not cold.
#73 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
-295, canadians are happy to finaly be able to get a tan outside
#75 to #73 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
I thought that was -325 o-o
#76 to #75 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
no, no, you go it all wrong, its -473
User avatar #77 to #73 - luidias (12/11/2009) [-]
I'm sorry, I can't help it. I'm too much of a science nazi.


absolute zero exists at -273 degrees. you can't get any colder than that.


I'll let you guys carry on now.
#81 to #77 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
Which would be 0 Kelvin?
#80 to #77 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
the post said you can, so we can
#84 to #77 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
well absolute zero doesnt really exist.,
#86 to #84 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
Lol, so below absolute 0 Kelvin there's negative molecular motion so that's like... Dividing by 0? FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
#91 to #84 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
you sir are a ******* idiot. if you were at least 12 goddamn years old (i learned this in the 7th grade---early in the year) that at 0 kelvin, absolutley all molecular movement stops. nothing is moving. at all. normally, even at the freezing point of ANYTHING there's still molecular movement, because solids ( and every other substance/gas in the solar system) produce heat by molecular movement. it is however,*almost* impossible to ACHIEVE absolute zero, as even the far reaches of space have atleast 1 kelvin. but it IS possible you ******** , the picture said so. dumbass.
#105 to #77 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
First off being a science nazi myself, absolute zero technically doesn't exist, however its a scientific fact that you ruined the joke.
#83 to #77 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
-272 Wisconsinites delay schools
#85 to #73 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
what are u talking about? in canada it only gets like -18 degrees celcius in the middle of winter do u really beleive all that "everyone lives in igloos" **** ?
#112 to #85 - LiamYanner (12/11/2009) [-]
Why not, people think us Australians ACTUALLY ride in Kangaroo's.
#89 to #85 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
im canadian and it gets cold but not that cold. but in northern canada its like minus 42 degrees celcuis
#109 to #89 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
I live in Saskatchewan and the coldest i've seen which hapens alot is live -50, the coldest i've seen was -63 witht the wind chill
#117 to #109 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
I live in Hamilton and I die if it goes below -20

You guys are tuff
#115 to #109 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
Americans... don't forget Alaska.... It's colder up there than most parts of Canada in the winter
#62 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
-500, Russians die, Canada starts wearing jeans instead of shorts.
#94 to #62 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
WRONG!
-475 Canadians start wearing coats, Russians wear gloves.
-500 Canadians are very cold, Russians are starting to notice they're getting cold.
-550, Canadians die, Russians start feeling cold
-1000 Russians die
User avatar #158 - GhostFace (12/12/2009) [-]
-500,000,000,000.
The universe is one block of clold, dark, mass. Russians turn on heaters.
User avatar #176 - ThatCoolGuy (12/12/2009) [-]
-99,999,999,999,999
Russians take a hot coffee.
#118 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
The scary part: I live in Northern Canada. We're pushing -50 because of some arctic front. And my family's outside in the snow with their gear on, and MAKING the ice-cream for the Russians :D
#239 - anon (12/27/2009) [-]
90% dead 5% russian 5% canadian
#169 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
here in hawaii, if it hits 65 we are putting on the heater and every warm piece of clothing we got! To us, +65 is fricking COLD!!
#174 to #169 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
I wish it was 65 here instead of in the 20s!
#188 to #169 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
i live in ireland. i hope it would be be at least 10
#140 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
i dont get the whole car thing
#156 to #140 - whitiker (12/12/2009) [-]
what do you live in california? where the temprature might drop into the low 60's? here in the real world, cars have to warm up in the cold, and the heater doesn't come on the second you turn the key...get a clue...
#163 to #156 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
I live in California, and have all my life. I sure as hell WISH it got cold. Seriously, this summer, the AVERAGE heat was over 110 farenheit! Tell THAT to people complaining about the temperature.
#145 to #140 - Papa Palpatine **User deleted account** (12/12/2009) [-]
car engines are harder to start in the cold


the colder it is ther harder it is to start
#197 - studly **User deleted account** (12/12/2009) [-]
my favourite part was italian cars not starting at +5 lol its so true puntos are so bad
User avatar #184 - Irelandboy (12/12/2009) [-]
i think us irish would last pretty long
#186 to #184 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
agreed.
#189 to #186 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
but doesnt the cold kill potatoes
#228 to #189 - anon (12/14/2009) [-]
lol... then they will come to America....
User avatar #116 - Fouad (12/11/2009) [-]
Oh ho ho!! It's funny because Russians love cold! ooooh...
#93 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
----999999 degrees celsius is when chuck norris is making a snow angel while naked

captcha:sperm
I swear to god
#155 to #93 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
-three milllion, russian cars stop working and russians start to wear sweaters
#157 to #93 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
damn dude thats chuck norris world now. i heard chuck norris is so mighty that he wrestled godzilla using only his thighs and beat him without breaking a sweat while having sex with 15 super models.
#201 to #157 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
Chuck Norris and wolverine were sparring and wolverine accidentally cut chuck norris's left testicle off. The technical name now for it is Jupiter.
#102 to #93 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
Four negatives?! HOLY ******* **** !
User avatar #175 - Welshhobo (12/12/2009) [-]
White Bears? They're called Polar Bears lol
#96 - anon (12/11/2009) [-]
-1000, Wisconsinites start to feel a little bit chilly, decide to wear long jeans and a sweatshirt.
#191 - Les **User deleted account** (12/12/2009) [-]
IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT CANADIANS ON THERE ;___________________________;
#200 to #191 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
So Les, you think it's OK to put Canadians here? 'Cause if so, you have no place in this conversation and you can back off right now. I might not support everything not related to Americans, but Canadians are just piece of **** , how can you be against that?
#217 to #200 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
Pieces of **** are we? If Canadians were on there we'd be joining forces with Russia while the rest of the world freezes to death.

For the Motherland!
#193 to #191 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
Nothing about Britons either!
#202 to #191 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
thats because no one cares
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