Proper English. Inspired by another post here, I decided to mess with someone on Omegle. It's long, but worth it.. Ili?, omeg Talk to stranger's Stranger: ht Yo omegle fun proper grammar Milkshake Lost the game
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Proper English. Inspired by another post here, I decided to mess with someone on Omegle. It's long, but worth it.. Ili?, omeg Talk to stranger's Stranger: ht Yo

Inspired by another post here, I decided to mess with someone on Omegle. It's long, but worth it.

Ili?, omeg Talk to stranger's
Stranger: ht
You: Hello, good sir.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: it
You: What ist thy name'?
Stranger: Idk
You: inconcievable How could not know his own name?
Stranger: why are u talking like that?
Stranger: asle
You: Talking like what?
Stranger: see. u stopped.
You: I dam understand what thaa speakes of.
Stranger: where do u live'?
You: 18th Century England. Tau?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: you talk ea preper__
You: Good Lord, you live in the Americas?
Stranger: u capitalize all the correct letters.
Stranger: yes i came from america
You: t thank thee for thine compliment.
Stranger: u can' t live in 18th england_
Stranger: the 13th century has already passed
You: My Delorean begs to differ, goodfellas.
Stranger: we are currently in the 21 st century. therefore u would be dead...
You: tthink you have misunderstand me ssaid mine automobile has taken me back to the 18th century.
Stranger: then u probably Wouldn' t be an the computer, or the internet,
You: Bally! I have taken my computer back in time with myself, and thus am able to communicate with you in the "future".
Stranger: no. there' s 300 years in between us. its not possible
You: Well anything can be possible if thaa simply believes it to be possible
You: May I tell you something?
Stranger: yes
You: The local young men are keen on my flavoured milk drink, and frequent my garden in order to sample it.
You: They insist that its quality is superior to yours.
Stranger: uhh,
You:. Hagen' t you heard "Milkshake" by Palette? was time a popular sung amonst youths, i do declare.
Stranger: no
Stranger: actually yes i have
Tau: Splendid! Then thaa simply must understand what it is 1 am speaking aft
Stranger: no i aunt
You: How can thou speak at knowing the tune, yet not understand its own lyrics?
Stranger: idk. ptr stop talking like that. J know your not in the 13th century
You: My ward! How could me treat a man with such disrespect?
You:. Tis your generation that has brought dawn such proper English language, f must say.
Stranger: haw old are u'?
Yota. You should know, 1 am old enaugh to know better, yet young enough to learn.
fun: Just haw old is thou'?
Stranger: I' m not telling-
You: Lost the will to speak at me, has thou'?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i' m not thou
You:. The wand will still go 'round. No worries, my friend. You needn‘ t tell me your age.
You: Game to still speak at me, no'?
Stranger: U seem really old to know how to talk like that
You: Very well then. Simply review the first ward of my previous five posts, and thou shalt understand.
Stranger: i last the game?
fun: indeed, good sir. You have last the game.
Stranger: Wow? that was awesomee
She ugly: Do you d a that to eberyone?
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Views: 25508 Submitted: 12/10/2009