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Learn From My Fail Comp Part 4

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LFMF Comp Part 4
Hope you enjoy!
If your dad is going to fix the broken
electrical outlet in the wall that your
bed is up against, remember to move
the dildo that you keep hidden there.
He will not be able to look at you the
same way ever again. #LFMF
When spinning a toddler around at a
high rate of speed forfan, remember
that you will become as dizzy as the
child, and you WILL run into a wall
while still holding the toddler in front of
you. #LFMF
When you suffer from tourettes
syndrome brought on by high stress
situations, 911 operator is a bad
career choice. #LFMF
If you see your cat walking through
the house with a half eaten mouse,
do NOT grab him by the scruff of the
neck. Your cat will drop a mouse
covered in blood and bits of meat on
your carpet. Mouse guts are hard to
clean up. #LFMF
Just because a new acne
medication is tingling doesn' t mean
it' s working. It wasjust be burning
your skin off. #LFMF
This one is from Burntxrose
Don' t make a
about masturbation on a website
that your brother frequents if he
knows your username. #LFMF
This one is from buzzin like a "
when walking up stairs remember
not to miss the step and brutally
headbut the railing. #LFMF
If your director gives you a costume
you think is a little too tight, speak up.
You are right, and it will come
unzipped onstage in the middle of
your big scene. #LFMF
While you may not notice the
difference between the dishwasher
soap and dish soap, your
dishwasher does. It will punish you
by turning your kitchen into a
When working in a woodshop class
and the teacher generously
compliments you on your project,
do NOT turn to him and say ''I' m
pretty good with hard wood in my
hands." #LFMF
When you grab the Nair out of
the cabinet, take the extra minute
to read the container. It may be
the new three minute formula and
not the old twenty minute
formula. The skin does eventually
grow back. #LFMF
When you' re so angry that you feel
like breaking something in half,
don' t use a pen. The embarasment
of realizing that it exploded ink all
over your face will completely
cancel out any anger you may have
released. #LFMF
Never watch "adults only" content
on demand if you and your mother
share 1 cable box for 2 TVs.
When buying a plunger foryour
new apartment make sure that it
isn' t one that will quickly go
like an umbrella when
used. It may solve your current
problem but create another that' s
a little more... in your face.
If you rush your pet to the vet with
suspected head bleeding, check
that it is in fact blood and not lipstick
from when you kissed him. You' ll
embarrass yourself and still have to
pay the consultation fee. #LFMF
When making cupcakes and you
drop the mixer, causing the batter
to explode all over the kitchen,
turn off the mixer BEFORE you try
to pick it up again. #LFMF
Hope you enjoyed!
If I get enough thumbs I' ll make
another but again I need good
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User avatar #58 - lolwutbbqsauce (10/25/2010) [-]
"Hello 911 what's your emergency?"
"I-I'm about to jump off of a building because nobody loves me"
"Aw, that's not *********** YOU COCKSUCKER"

For the 911 operator with tourettes
User avatar #66 to #58 - EvilSquiggly (10/25/2010) [-]
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User avatar #52 - JAlbastlkr (10/25/2010) [-]
Here's a personal one...

If youre going to **** a girl at her house...scope it out before hand to make sure nobody is home and lock the door or else her mom and dad will walk in while you have their daughter spread on the coffee table. LFMF
User avatar #42 - xxbillygoatxx (10/25/2010) [-]
if you just picked up poop from your dog right after you ate chocolate and you realized your hands are dirty, don't take your chances and lick it, just wash your hands
User avatar #55 to #42 - ICanThePowerr (10/25/2010) [-]
... you pick up dog **** with your bare hands?
User avatar #59 to #55 - xxbillygoatxx (10/25/2010) [-]
no, it was with a plastic bag... but my mom never informed me that it was ripped
#94 to #59 - anon (10/25/2010) [-]
Informed is a big word, are you sure your big enough to use that type of vocab buster?
#37 - MissVicious (10/25/2010) [-]
i got one.
If ever your friends tell you to look you some "I'm Feeling Lucky" shananigans, make sure absolutly NO family is in the room.
User avatar #29 - brgomez (10/24/2010) [-]
ive got one.

When you are about to pour a **** ton of sugar on your cereal check the bag lable to make sure its not flour.
User avatar #62 to #29 - mikaelkid (10/25/2010) [-]
Or salt...
User avatar #78 to #62 - brgomez (10/25/2010) [-]
indeed. but flour and sugar have the exact same bag look
User avatar #40 - hollywoodstyle (10/25/2010) [-]
When going to the bathroom to take a **** , make sure your brothers friend isn't hiding in the shower to try and scare you. LFMF
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User avatar #17 - Typhon (10/24/2010) [-]
No matter how hungry you are, you CANNOT take bread out of a running toaster
User avatar #16 - Petroleum ONLINE (10/24/2010) [-]
When you're at your childhood friend's house, you may want to remember that they've matured and things have changed, do not go poking around the house, finding dildos under the bed where you thought she kept old Yu-Gi-Oh cards is VERY awkward.
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User avatar #51 to #23 - wadeyb (10/25/2010) [-]
did the same when i was four
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User avatar #28 - mikaelkid (10/24/2010) [-]
LFMF = Lesbians **** my father??
#43 to #28 - anon (10/25/2010) [-]
Look at the title, you stupid ******* cunt piece of **** cock mongler
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#36 to #28 - Anononom (10/25/2010) [-]
Lesbeans **** Many Females would make more sence, wouldn't it?
User avatar #46 - SupernaturalIsFtw (10/25/2010) [-]
I don't know anyone who learns from someone elses fail. It just makes the person want to prove they can do it better.
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#91 to #50 - anon (10/25/2010) [-]
If you are going to fail hard, fail hard.
User avatar #41 - CriticalForce (10/25/2010) [-]
When you are fixing a gas leak, don't show all your cool firefighter buddies a match trick. LFMF.
User avatar #1 - phoneman (10/24/2010) [-]
It's interesting how people start out not caring about thumbs at all, and gradually becoming hungrier and hungrier for the green
#22 - thedrummerboy (10/24/2010) [-]
Does it kinda seem like all of these fails are based off women? o.O
User avatar #30 - iwannaturkeysammic (10/24/2010) [-]
if your going trick or treating, dont tipi your teachers house cuz shes a dumb bitch, and especially dont keep your school ID in your half torn tights' pocket. it may just experience a sudden case of gravity in front of the house. #LFMF
User avatar #18 - TheACEofSpades (10/24/2010) [-]
You say the dishwasher one like it's a bad thing...
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#88 - yeffrey **User deleted account** (10/25/2010) [-]
If you're truant from school and the police apprehend you, don't try to argue your constitutional rights and get the ammendment wrong. They will first laugh at you, then search you, then arrest you and give you 2 tickets. LFMF
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