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Learn From My Fail Comp Part 4

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LFMF Comp Part 4
Hope you enjoy!
If your dad is going to fix the broken
electrical outlet in the wall that your
bed is up against, remember to move
the dildo that you keep hidden there.
He will not be able to look at you the
same way ever again. #LFMF
When spinning a toddler around at a
high rate of speed forfan, remember
that you will become as dizzy as the
child, and you WILL run into a wall
while still holding the toddler in front of
you. #LFMF
When you suffer from tourettes
syndrome brought on by high stress
situations, 911 operator is a bad
career choice. #LFMF
If you see your cat walking through
the house with a half eaten mouse,
do NOT grab him by the scruff of the
neck. Your cat will drop a mouse
covered in blood and bits of meat on
your carpet. Mouse guts are hard to
clean up. #LFMF
Just because a new acne
medication is tingling doesn' t mean
it' s working. It wasjust be burning
your skin off. #LFMF
This one is from Burntxrose
Don' t make a
about masturbation on a website
that your brother frequents if he
knows your username. #LFMF
This one is from buzzin like a "
when walking up stairs remember
not to miss the step and brutally
headbut the railing. #LFMF
If your director gives you a costume
you think is a little too tight, speak up.
You are right, and it will come
unzipped onstage in the middle of
your big scene. #LFMF
While you may not notice the
difference between the dishwasher
soap and dish soap, your
dishwasher does. It will punish you
by turning your kitchen into a
When working in a woodshop class
and the teacher generously
compliments you on your project,
do NOT turn to him and say ''I' m
pretty good with hard wood in my
hands." #LFMF
When you grab the Nair out of
the cabinet, take the extra minute
to read the container. It may be
the new three minute formula and
not the old twenty minute
formula. The skin does eventually
grow back. #LFMF
When you' re so angry that you feel
like breaking something in half,
don' t use a pen. The embarasment
of realizing that it exploded ink all
over your face will completely
cancel out any anger you may have
released. #LFMF
Never watch "adults only" content
on demand if you and your mother
share 1 cable box for 2 TVs.
When buying a plunger foryour
new apartment make sure that it
isn' t one that will quickly go
like an umbrella when
used. It may solve your current
problem but create another that' s
a little more... in your face.
If you rush your pet to the vet with
suspected head bleeding, check
that it is in fact blood and not lipstick
from when you kissed him. You' ll
embarrass yourself and still have to
pay the consultation fee. #LFMF
When making cupcakes and you
drop the mixer, causing the batter
to explode all over the kitchen,
turn off the mixer BEFORE you try
to pick it up again. #LFMF
Hope you enjoyed!
If I get enough thumbs I' ll make
another but again I need good
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