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get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody
krf their children. The Judge asks each of them to defend their
freshening for their rights to stale custody.
the wife replies, "The children are rearly mine, I carried
tthem for nine months and spent hours in Faber birthing them!
He didn' t reawwy do anything!" The judge nods thoughtfully,
the validity of her reasoning and asks for the
defense.
The husband thinks for a minute and replies, "Your honor... if
gyou put a dollar into a Coke machine and a soda pops out, does
ithat soda beinng to you er the machine?"
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Submitted: 12/08/2009
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#117 - anonymous (02/02/2010) [-]
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR
LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO
FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times 2. say your mom's name 5 times 3. say your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 PICTURES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK..
#116 - unholybbq (01/07/2010) [-]
NICE
User avatar #115 - YourMaster (01/06/2010) [-]
haha. nice.
#114 - anonymous (12/26/2009) [-]
YOU!!!
#113 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
he raped the machine n got a can...
#108 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
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#107 - jgood (12/13/2009) [-]
hahahaha win
#104 - JMBzd (12/12/2009) [-]
EASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN.
User avatar #102 - DemonMatt (12/11/2009) [-]
At first I was like :I, but then I lol'd.
*cough* prostitution *cough*
#101 - anonymous (12/11/2009) [-]
this is tu she carried them but wat bout the dad he has no relations to the kids?
no he helped make the dang kids why should she get them thats not a good reason "oh i held them for 9 months then gave birth" s without hi there wood of been no kids
User avatar #100 - FAISCISTBUG (12/11/2009) [-]
yea i got a problem with this...yes the "coke" is yours but the "dollar" is the machines.
#112 to #100 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
You're so concerned over who is getting the coke and who is getting the cash. Are all you concerned about is drugs? What a sad society where you, FAISCISTBUG, would rather take drugs than your children, you sicken me madam.


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#105 to #100 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
Mind telling me what the **** that's supposed to even mean?
#109 to #105 - LeftAndWright **User deleted account** (12/13/2009) [-]
She got the sperm.
#98 - jackassinigloo (12/11/2009) [-]
Lol?
#97 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!
#96 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
wow really stupid
#95 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
Only a bitch like all ur mothers wouldnt find this funny. LOL
#94 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
Hmmm this male logic intrigues me.
#93 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
thats messed up
#92 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
i would very much like to get -120.
thank you.


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#89 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
givr him his ******* coke
#84 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
Whatever
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