get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody
krf their children. The Judge asks each of them to defend their
freshening for their rights to stale custody.
the wife replies, "The children are rearly mine, I carried
tthem for nine months and spent hours in Faber birthing them!
He didn' t reawwy do anything!" The judge nods thoughtfully,
the validity of her reasoning and asks for the
The husband thinks for a minute and replies, "Your honor... if
gyou put a dollar into a Coke machine and a soda pops out, does
ithat soda beinng to you er the machine?"