Divorce and coke. Check my profile for more txt jokes if you like these!!.. GIVE THIS MAN AN INTERNET coke funny
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#33 - qwertymanberg
Reply +58
(12/08/2009) [-]
GIVE THIS MAN AN INTERNET
#20 - anon
Reply 0
(12/08/2009) [-]
REPOST!!!!
#31 to #20 - Vegeto
Reply +26
(12/08/2009) [-]
same as your username so shut the **** up
#12 - PurpleDrAnk
Reply +5
(12/08/2009) [-]
does that he paid her to have sex?
#17 to #12 - turlesrfun
Reply -8
(12/08/2009) [-]
no he paid with sperm and a baby came out
#18 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(12/08/2009) [-]
nah sperm is the first part. he has to pay for all the food and another tid bits of things.
#39 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(12/09/2009) [-]
no he had to pay for flowers & chocolate to impress her, then sperm & **** & stuff after that
#43 to #12 - HeinrichHimmler
Reply -5
(12/09/2009) [-]
He paid for with his sperm.

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#13 to #12 - theinsd
Reply +21
(12/08/2009) [-]
or does it mean he payed for all her **** and all she gives him is a child
#22 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(12/08/2009) [-]
some one buy #13 a coke
#14 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(12/08/2009) [-]
u deserve a damn medal 13
#27 - Bacula
Reply +19
(12/08/2009) [-]
That man deserves a medal.
#19 - killer monkey
Reply -42
(12/08/2009) [-]
No it's not yours or the machines if you are a Democrate, you have to give it to someone who could not buy their own, they are on welfare and can't afford it.
#24 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(12/08/2009) [-]
the ****
#26 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(12/08/2009) [-]
Right and The grand ol party made the illuminati conspiracy.....Makes just as much sense as that guy.
#32 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(12/08/2009) [-]
L2 Spell n00b (Learn 2 Spell)
#36 to #32 - anon
Reply 0
(12/08/2009) [-]
1tz c4113ed I_25 l\l00b


(its called L2S noob-4 the simple minded folk)
#47 to #36 - anon
Reply 0
(12/09/2009) [-]
Wow, don't correct unless you're correct. It's called leet or 1337 as people say...
#48 to #47 - anon
Reply 0
(12/09/2009) [-]
Or, leet-speak. Mainly derived from Runescape.
#55 to #48 - anon
Reply 0
(12/09/2009) [-]
that is a lie, it derived from gamers who dont deserve to die in a hole and hackers, leet means elite, meaning the best of the best when it comes the internets
#25 to #19 - KingWolf **User deleted account**
Reply +10
(12/08/2009) [-]
wat?
#4 - anon
Reply 0
(12/08/2009) [-]
haah, thats funny, now why is she in court and not in her kitchen
#6 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(12/08/2009) [-]
makin me a samich
#7 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(12/08/2009) [-]
You don't make sammich's in court
for that reason alone, you better make make sammich WITH an olive on top
#9 to #7 - POPPA Q **User deleted account**
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#10 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(12/08/2009) [-]
if i ever get a divorce im sayin that
#21 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(12/08/2009) [-]
because theres no bread left and she got locked out of the laundry room.
#23 to #4 - joneez
Reply +3
(12/08/2009) [-]
That's probably why he divorced her.
#38 - ohXhannahXbanana
Reply +7
(12/09/2009) [-]
WIN!!!! ahahahah
#11 - Vegeto
Reply +6
(12/08/2009) [-]
EPIC WIN!
#102 - DemonMatt
Reply +5
(12/11/2009) [-]
At first I was like :I, but then I lol'd.
*cough* prostitution *cough*
#100 - FAISCISTBUG
Reply +5
(12/11/2009) [-]
yea i got a problem with this...yes the "coke" is yours but the "dollar" is the machines.
#105 to #100 - anon
Reply 0
(12/12/2009) [-]
Mind telling me what the **** that's supposed to even mean?
#109 to #105 - LeftAndWright **User deleted account**
Reply +4
(12/13/2009) [-]
She got the sperm.
#112 to #100 - anon
Reply 0
(12/18/2009) [-]
You're so concerned over who is getting the coke and who is getting the cash. Are all you concerned about is drugs? What a sad society where you, FAISCISTBUG, would rather take drugs than your children, you sicken me madam.


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