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Divorce and coke. Check my profile for more txt jokes if you like these!!. get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody krf their children. The Judge a

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get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody
krf their children. The Judge asks each of them to defend their
freshening for their rights to stale custody.
the wife replies, "The children are rearly mine, I carried
tthem for nine months and spent hours in Faber birthing them!
He didn' t reawwy do anything!" The judge nods thoughtfully,
the validity of her reasoning and asks for the
defense.
The husband thinks for a minute and replies, "Your honor... if
gyou put a dollar into a Coke machine and a soda pops out, does
ithat soda beinng to you er the machine?"
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Submitted: 12/08/2009
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User avatar #33 - qwertymanberg (12/08/2009) [-]
GIVE THIS MAN AN INTERNET
#20 - fefe (12/08/2009) [+] (4 replies)
REPOST!!!!
User avatar #31 to #20 - Vegeto (12/08/2009) [-]
same as your username so shut the **** up
User avatar #12 - PurpleDrAnk (12/08/2009) [+] (7 replies)
does that he paid her to have sex?
User avatar #13 to #12 - theinsd (12/08/2009) [-]
or does it mean he payed for all her **** and all she gives him is a child
User avatar #27 - Bacula (12/08/2009) [-]
That man deserves a medal.
User avatar #19 - killer monkey (12/08/2009) [+] (8 replies)
No it's not yours or the machines if you are a Democrate, you have to give it to someone who could not buy their own, they are on welfare and can't afford it.
#25 to #19 - KingWolf **User deleted account** (12/08/2009) [-]
wat?
#4 - fefe (12/08/2009) [+] (6 replies)
haah, thats funny, now why is she in court and not in her kitchen
+10
#9 to #7 - POPPA Q **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38 - ohXhannahXbanana (12/09/2009) [-]
WIN!!!! ahahahah
User avatar #11 - Vegeto (12/08/2009) [-]
EPIC WIN!
#107 - jgood (12/13/2009) [-]
hahahaha win
User avatar #102 - DemonMatt (12/11/2009) [-]
At first I was like :I, but then I lol'd.
*cough* prostitution *cough*
User avatar #100 - FAISCISTBUG (12/11/2009) [+] (3 replies)
yea i got a problem with this...yes the "coke" is yours but the "dollar" is the machines.
User avatar #54 - Mrdarkler (12/09/2009) [-]
rofl, favorited.

and why do you have so many spam comments? I thought that fat ben stuff died out back in november...
#98 - jackassinigloo (12/11/2009) [-]
Lol?
#117 - fefe (02/02/2010) [-]
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR
LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO
FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times 2. say your mom's name 5 times 3. say your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 PICTURES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK..
#95 - fefe (12/10/2009) [-]
Only a bitch like all ur mothers wouldnt find this funny. LOL
#94 - fefe (12/09/2009) [-]
Hmmm this male logic intrigues me.
#59 - fefe (12/09/2009) [+] (6 replies)
SO MANY DUMB TARDS SAYING POOP. IT'S NOT FUNNY
#58 - fefe (12/09/2009) [-]
57 im afraid u didnt as i just did
#8 - fefe (12/08/2009) [-]
AWESOME
#5 - fefe (12/08/2009) [-]
EPIC
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