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Divorce and coke. Check my profile for more txt jokes if you like these!!. get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody krf their children. The Judge a

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get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody
krf their children. The Judge asks each of them to defend their
freshening for their rights to stale custody.
the wife replies, "The children are rearly mine, I carried
tthem for nine months and spent hours in Faber birthing them!
He didn' t reawwy do anything!" The judge nods thoughtfully,
the validity of her reasoning and asks for the
defense.
The husband thinks for a minute and replies, "Your honor... if
gyou put a dollar into a Coke machine and a soda pops out, does
ithat soda beinng to you er the machine?"
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #33 - qwertymanberg
Reply +58 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
GIVE THIS MAN AN INTERNET
#20 - anon id: 7a0a12d0
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
REPOST!!!!
User avatar #31 to #20 - Vegeto
Reply +26 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
same as your username so shut the **** up
User avatar #12 - PurpleDrAnk
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
does that he paid her to have sex?
User avatar #17 to #12 - turlesrfun
Reply -8 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
no he paid with sperm and a baby came out
#18 to #17 - anon id: 8118684b
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
nah sperm is the first part. he has to pay for all the food and another tid bits of things.
#39 to #18 - anon id: fab99e05
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/09/2009) [-]
no he had to pay for flowers & chocolate to impress her, then sperm & **** & stuff after that
User avatar #43 to #12 - HeinrichHimmler
Reply -5 123456789123345869
(12/09/2009) [-]
He paid for with his sperm.

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User avatar #13 to #12 - theinsd
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
or does it mean he payed for all her **** and all she gives him is a child
#22 to #13 - anon id: b064d1be
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
some one buy #13 a coke
#14 to #13 - anon id: da6f0dbf
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
u deserve a damn medal 13
User avatar #27 - Bacula
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
That man deserves a medal.
User avatar #19 - killer monkey
Reply -42 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
No it's not yours or the machines if you are a Democrate, you have to give it to someone who could not buy their own, they are on welfare and can't afford it.
#24 to #19 - anon id: e2896e63
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
the ****
#26 to #19 - anon id: 9c703517
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
Right and The grand ol party made the illuminati conspiracy.....Makes just as much sense as that guy.
#32 to #19 - anon id: e0bc57f2
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
L2 Spell n00b (Learn 2 Spell)
#36 to #32 - anon id: b2223531
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
1tz c4113ed I_25 l\l00b


(its called L2S noob-4 the simple minded folk)
#47 to #36 - anon id: 00864ab5
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/09/2009) [-]
Wow, don't correct unless you're correct. It's called leet or 1337 as people say...
#48 to #47 - anon id: 679d5918
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/09/2009) [-]
Or, leet-speak. Mainly derived from Runescape.
#55 to #48 - anon id: 6efcce17
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/09/2009) [-]
that is a lie, it derived from gamers who dont deserve to die in a hole and hackers, leet means elite, meaning the best of the best when it comes the internets
#25 to #19 - KingWolf **User deleted account**
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
wat?
#4 - anon id: dd6ce1b0
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
haah, thats funny, now why is she in court and not in her kitchen
#6 to #4 - anon id: edee41cf
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
makin me a samich
#7 to #6 - anon id: d2d19f20
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
You don't make sammich's in court
for that reason alone, you better make make sammich WITH an olive on top
#9 to #7 - POPPA Q **User deleted account**
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#10 to #9 - anon id: 1694fe1e
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
if i ever get a divorce im sayin that
#21 to #4 - anon id: 1fbe14c6
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
because theres no bread left and she got locked out of the laundry room.
User avatar #23 to #4 - joneez
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
That's probably why he divorced her.
User avatar #38 - ohXhannahXbanana
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(12/09/2009) [-]
WIN!!!! ahahahah
User avatar #11 - Vegeto
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(12/08/2009) [-]
EPIC WIN!
User avatar #102 - DemonMatt
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(12/11/2009) [-]
At first I was like :I, but then I lol'd.
*cough* prostitution *cough*
User avatar #100 - FAISCISTBUG
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(12/11/2009) [-]
yea i got a problem with this...yes the "coke" is yours but the "dollar" is the machines.
#105 to #100 - anon id: d5dcfdd4
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/12/2009) [-]
Mind telling me what the **** that's supposed to even mean?
#109 to #105 - LeftAndWright **User deleted account**
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(12/13/2009) [-]
She got the sperm.
#112 to #100 - anon id: c91d3297
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/18/2009) [-]
You're so concerned over who is getting the coke and who is getting the cash. Are all you concerned about is drugs? What a sad society where you, FAISCISTBUG, would rather take drugs than your children, you sicken me madam.


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