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get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody
krf their children. The Judge asks each of them to defend their
freshening for their rights to stale custody.
the wife replies, "The children are rearly mine, I carried
tthem for nine months and spent hours in Faber birthing them!
He didn' t reawwy do anything!" The judge nods thoughtfully,
the validity of her reasoning and asks for the
defense.
The husband thinks for a minute and replies, "Your honor... if
gyou put a dollar into a Coke machine and a soda pops out, does
ithat soda beinng to you er the machine?"
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Submitted: 12/08/2009
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User avatar #33 - qwertymanberg (12/08/2009) [-]
GIVE THIS MAN AN INTERNET
#30 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
A couple guys in my class told my teacher this joke...except it was a gumball machine...and you paid a quarter.
One of the guys was like "Wait, I don't get what the quarter is!"
User avatar #27 - Bacula (12/08/2009) [-]
That man deserves a medal.
#15 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
and the EPIC WIN goes to ........... this gentleman in the courtroom
Great funny pic should be on the top already though
#8 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
AWESOME
#5 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
EPIC
#2 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
WIN
#56 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
GIVE THIS MAN 1000 INTERNETS
#3 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
Bitch got owned
#89 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
givr him his ******* coke
#4 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
haah, thats funny, now why is she in court and not in her kitchen
#6 to #4 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
makin me a samich
#7 to #6 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
You don't make sammich's in court
for that reason alone, you better make make sammich WITH an olive on top
+10
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#10 to #9 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
if i ever get a divorce im sayin that
User avatar #23 to #4 - joneez (12/08/2009) [-]
That's probably why he divorced her.
#21 to #4 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
because theres no bread left and she got locked out of the laundry room.
#1 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
Thats A good one
#97 - anon (12/10/2009) [-]
DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #38 - ohXhannahXbanana (12/09/2009) [-]
WIN!!!! ahahahah
#77 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
haha this was funny
User avatar #54 - Mrdarkler (12/09/2009) [-]
rofl, favorited.

and why do you have so many spam comments? I thought that fat ben stuff died out back in november...
#107 - jgood (12/13/2009) [-]
hahahaha win
User avatar #102 - DemonMatt (12/11/2009) [-]
At first I was like :I, but then I lol'd.
*cough* prostitution *cough*
#59 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
SO MANY DUMB TARDS SAYING POOP. IT'S NOT FUNNY
#87 to #59 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
poop
#62 to #59 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
Yes it is... That's very funny xD
User avatar #63 to #62 - Mrah (12/09/2009) [-]
poop! <(^_^)>
#68 to #59 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
**** . Crap. Feces. Excrement. Manure. Scat. Kaka. Fertilizer. Waste. Sewage. Well, at least I didn't say you-know!
#70 to #68 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
@68
I think you forgot "Dukee"
#80 to #68 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
Let's not forget a duece, stink pickle, and chocolate log.
User avatar #11 - Vegeto (12/08/2009) [-]
EPIC WIN!
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