Divorce and coke. Check my profile for more txt jokes if you like these!!. get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody krf their children. The Judge a
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Divorce and coke

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get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody
krf their children. The Judge asks each of them to defend their
freshening for their rights to stale custody.
the wife replies, "The children are rearly mine, I carried
tthem for nine months and spent hours in Faber birthing them!
He didn' t reawwy do anything!" The judge nods thoughtfully,
the validity of her reasoning and asks for the
defense.
The husband thinks for a minute and replies, "Your honor... if
gyou put a dollar into a Coke machine and a soda pops out, does
ithat soda beinng to you er the machine?"
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Submitted: 12/08/2009
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User avatar #33 - qwertymanberg (12/08/2009) [-]
GIVE THIS MAN AN INTERNET
#20 - Womens Study Major (12/08/2009) [+] (4 replies)
REPOST!!!!
User avatar #31 to #20 - Vegeto (12/08/2009) [-]
same as your username so shut the **** up
User avatar #12 - PurpleDrAnk (12/08/2009) [+] (7 replies)
does that he paid her to have sex?
User avatar #13 to #12 - theinsd (12/08/2009) [-]
or does it mean he payed for all her **** and all she gives him is a child
User avatar #27 - Bacula (12/08/2009) [-]
That man deserves a medal.
User avatar #19 - killer monkey (12/08/2009) [+] (8 replies)
No it's not yours or the machines if you are a Democrate, you have to give it to someone who could not buy their own, they are on welfare and can't afford it.
#25 to #19 - KingWolf **User deleted account** (12/08/2009) [-]
wat?
#4 - Womens Study Major (12/08/2009) [+] (6 replies)
haah, thats funny, now why is she in court and not in her kitchen
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User avatar #38 - ohXhannahXbanana (12/09/2009) [-]
WIN!!!! ahahahah
User avatar #11 - Vegeto (12/08/2009) [-]
EPIC WIN!
#107 - jgood (12/13/2009) [-]
hahahaha win
User avatar #102 - DemonMatt (12/11/2009) [-]
At first I was like :I, but then I lol'd.
*cough* prostitution *cough*
User avatar #100 - FAISCISTBUG (12/11/2009) [+] (3 replies)
yea i got a problem with this...yes the "coke" is yours but the "dollar" is the machines.
User avatar #54 - Mrdarkler (12/09/2009) [-]
rofl, favorited.

and why do you have so many spam comments? I thought that fat ben stuff died out back in november...
#98 - jackassinigloo (12/11/2009) [-]
Lol?
#116 - unholybbq (01/07/2010) [-]
NICE
User avatar #115 - YourMaster (01/06/2010) [-]
haha. nice.
#78 - Womens Study Major (12/09/2009) [-]
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#77 - Womens Study Major (12/09/2009) [-]
haha this was funny
#71 - Womens Study Major (12/09/2009) [+] (10 replies)
OMG, Would you ptut these jokes somewhere else
this a funny picture site, not a funny joke site
#5 - Womens Study Major (12/08/2009) [-]
EPIC
#3 - Womens Study Major (12/08/2009) [-]
Bitch got owned
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