Divorce and coke. Check my profile for more txt jokes if you like these!!. get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody krf their children. The Judge a
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Divorce and coke

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get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody
krf their children. The Judge asks each of them to defend their
freshening for their rights to stale custody.
the wife replies, "The children are rearly mine, I carried
tthem for nine months and spent hours in Faber birthing them!
He didn' t reawwy do anything!" The judge nods thoughtfully,
the validity of her reasoning and asks for the
defense.
The husband thinks for a minute and replies, "Your honor... if
gyou put a dollar into a Coke machine and a soda pops out, does
ithat soda beinng to you er the machine?"
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Submitted: 12/08/2009
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User avatar #33 - qwertymanberg (12/08/2009) [-]
GIVE THIS MAN AN INTERNET
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/08/2009) [+] (6 replies)
haah, thats funny, now why is she in court and not in her kitchen
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/08/2009) [+] (4 replies)
REPOST!!!!
User avatar #31 to #20 - Vegeto (12/08/2009) [-]
same as your username so shut the **** up
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/08/2009) [-]
EPIC
User avatar #12 - PurpleDrAnk (12/08/2009) [+] (7 replies)
does that he paid her to have sex?
User avatar #13 to #12 - theinsd (12/08/2009) [-]
or does it mean he payed for all her **** and all she gives him is a child
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/08/2009) [-]
A couple guys in my class told my teacher this joke...except it was a gumball machine...and you paid a quarter.
One of the guys was like "Wait, I don't get what the quarter is!"
#71 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [+] (10 replies)
OMG, Would you ptut these jokes somewhere else
this a funny picture site, not a funny joke site
#72 to #71 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [-]
funny junk im sure that means anything that is ******* funny.

**** face
User avatar #27 - Bacula (12/08/2009) [-]
That man deserves a medal.
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/08/2009) [-]
WIN
#65 - yoshimyass **User deleted account** (12/09/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I don't get it
#67 to #65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [-]
dollar = sperm, coke machine = woman, soda = baby
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/08/2009) [-]
Bitch got owned
User avatar #19 - killer monkey (12/08/2009) [+] (8 replies)
No it's not yours or the machines if you are a Democrate, you have to give it to someone who could not buy their own, they are on welfare and can't afford it.
#24 to #19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/08/2009) [-]
the ****
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/08/2009) [-]
and the EPIC WIN goes to ........... this gentleman in the courtroom
Great funny pic should be on the top already though
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/08/2009) [-]
Thats A good one
#56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [-]
GIVE THIS MAN 1000 INTERNETS
#51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID SIR! BECAUSE CLEARLY, THE COKE MACHINE DOES NOT MAKE THE COKE, IT MERELY DISPENSES IT. *************
#53 to #51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [-]
Actually he made the child aswell, so he still has a point in a way. Also, stop saying "sir". It isn't clever or funny.
#89 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [-]
givr him his ******* coke
#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/08/2009) [-]
AWESOME
User avatar #38 - ohXhannahXbanana (12/09/2009) [-]
WIN!!!! ahahahah
User avatar #11 - Vegeto (12/08/2009) [-]
EPIC WIN!
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