Bet with Caution
One day a drunk man told the bartender,
I' ll bet you that I can bite my right eye.
The bartender grinned and said,
Okay, you drunk." The drunk pulled out his
right fake eye and bit it. After more drinks the
drunk said, ''I bet you I can bite my left eye."
The bartender knew it could not be fake, so he said,
Okay." The drunk pulled out his dentures and bit
his left eye. The bartender, by now was really mad.
After a few more drinks, the drunk said,
Tll bet you that if you slide a shot glass
down the bar, I can hop on each stool and pee
in it without getting a drop on your bar."
The bartender knew he could not do it so he said
okay. The bartender slid the shot glass as fast as he
could. The drunk jumped on stools and peed all
over the bar. The bartender jumped up and
screamed in joy because he won .
In the back he heard, a man yelling in frustration.
He asked the man why. The man replied,
That drunk fool bet me that he can pee
on your bar and you would be happy about it!"