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One day a drunk man told the bartender,
I' ll bet you that I can bite my right eye.
The bartender grinned and said,
Okay, you drunk." The drunk pulled out his
right fake eye and bit it. After more drinks the
drunk said, ''I bet you I can bite my left eye."
The bartender knew it could not be fake, so he said,
Okay." The drunk pulled out his dentures and bit
his left eye. The bartender, by now was really mad.
After a few more drinks, the drunk said,
Tll bet you that if you slide a shot glass
down the bar, I can hop on each stool and pee
in it without getting a drop on your bar."
The bartender knew he could not do it so he said
okay. The bartender slid the shot glass as fast as he
could. The drunk jumped on stools and peed all
over the bar. The bartender jumped up and
screamed in joy because he won .
In the back he heard, a man yelling in frustration.
He asked the man why. The man replied,
That drunk fool bet me that he can pee
on your bar and you would be happy about it!"
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Submitted: 12/08/2009
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#13 - delimoo (12/08/2009) [-]
I'd hate to do this but-...

It looks like looks like
*puts on glasses*
he pissed off the bartender
#30 to #13 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
more like pissed on...
#17 to #13 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
Except he was happy
#18 to #17 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
except you ruined a perfectly good joke
#23 to #13 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
that was a good one
User avatar #61 - leeroy (12/08/2009) [-]
how is a drunk person smart enough to pull off a trick like that?
#22 - wazzapat (12/08/2009) [-]
beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder
#19 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
this is just a waste of a comment
#5 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
Way to ruin an OLD joke.
User avatar #6 to #5 - FAISCISTBUG (12/08/2009) [-]
yea wasnt there one about and old man and 2 bankers or something liek that
#11 to #6 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
no, i know one with this black guy who won every bet. (note that this was during slave times.) he had told the ranch owner that he could throw raw eggs all over his house and that each one would't break. it was impossible, and he ended up losing, but he had before made a bet with another man saying that he could throw raw eggs all over the ranch owners house and all he would do is stand there and laugh.
#20 to #6 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
yeah i remember that one
#25 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
the original was better. he just changed the circumstances and money amounts.
#31 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
this is from a comedian, saw him on comedy central
#33 to #31 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/08/2009) [-]
what's his name?
User avatar #48 - macboo (12/08/2009) [-]
FUNNY but only here to advertis
User avatar #8 - Bacula (12/08/2009) [-]
That was the biggest win ever. but the fact that you are asking me to give you a thumbs up, made me thumb this down. Sorry.
User avatar #60 - ashleymofo (12/08/2009) [-]
anything involving peeing on something is FUNNY
User avatar #36 - theinsd (12/08/2009) [-]
O_O hobos be hustling that money all day
User avatar #59 - cougarmelon (12/08/2009) [-]
and that,right there,is how to make a profit
#52 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
Dude, quit advertising those "OMG FREE STUFF!" scams in your picture comments. Everybody knows they are either scams or have a catch (like buying 3 of their (expensive) special offers and advertising for them).
#41 - Snakeeyez (12/08/2009) [-]
you got this from Desperado, but its still funny
#24 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
now that's funny
#7 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
******* thumbs up whore gtfo of funnyjunk
#74 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
#65 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
old joke is old

....( ` )
..../../ THIS
.../../ IS
../../ YOU
#75 to #65 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
./`) This seems you

captcha: mayor
User avatar #68 to #65 - MrOrange (12/09/2009) [-]
A flash light?
User avatar #72 to #68 - HeinrichHimmler (12/09/2009) [-]
that's a hammer, head at the bottom.
#69 to #68 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
i think it is supposed to be a cock
#70 to #69 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
no sir, I beleive its a bone.
#71 to #70 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
Looks like text to me.
#73 to #68 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
that's obviously a drumbell
#34 - anon (12/08/2009) [-]
twins brunettes, aged 17
up for anything (=
#63 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
#67 to #63 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
whos fat ben? i keep hearing about it but i have no idea... link please? or someone explain it to me.
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