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One day a drunk man told the bartender,
I' ll bet you that I can bite my right eye.
The bartender grinned and said,
Okay, you drunk." The drunk pulled out his
right fake eye and bit it. After more drinks the
drunk said, ''I bet you I can bite my left eye."
The bartender knew it could not be fake, so he said,
Okay." The drunk pulled out his dentures and bit
his left eye. The bartender, by now was really mad.
After a few more drinks, the drunk said,
Tll bet you that if you slide a shot glass
down the bar, I can hop on each stool and pee
in it without getting a drop on your bar."
The bartender knew he could not do it so he said
okay. The bartender slid the shot glass as fast as he
could. The drunk jumped on stools and peed all
over the bar. The bartender jumped up and
screamed in joy because he won .
In the back he heard, a man yelling in frustration.
He asked the man why. The man replied,
That drunk fool bet me that he can pee
on your bar and you would be happy about it!"
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Submitted: 12/08/2009
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#13 - delimoo (12/08/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I'd hate to do this but-...

It looks like looks like
*puts on glasses*
he pissed off the bartender
#22 - wazzapat (12/08/2009) [-]
beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder
User avatar #61 - leeroy ONLINE (12/08/2009) [-]
how is a drunk person smart enough to pull off a trick like that?
#37 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [+] (5 replies)
if a piece of a4 paper is an 8 year old boy then the pen is my penis
#45 to #44 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
Go with Dial-up, it's slower!
#5 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Way to ruin an OLD joke.
#31 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [+] (1 reply)
this is from a comedian, saw him on comedy central
#19 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
this is just a waste of a comment
#65 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [+] (7 replies)
old joke is old

....( ` )
..../../ THIS
.../../ IS
../../ YOU
(...).)
User avatar #68 to #65 - MrOrange (12/09/2009) [-]
A flash light?
User avatar #60 - ashleymofo (12/08/2009) [-]
anything involving peeing on something is FUNNY
#25 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
the original was better. he just changed the circumstances and money amounts.
User avatar #9 - WednsdayMarie (12/08/2009) [+] (4 replies)
...... ok
thumbs up whores....
that phrase is getting old.....
try thumbs up **** fayces.......
lol im crazy
#12 to #9 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
No.
User avatar #1 - Why do you care (12/08/2009) [+] (5 replies)
dun get it
#4 to #3 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
no need to call names or anything.
The man who won the 2 first bets made a bet with some random fool that he could piss all over the bar and the bartender would he happy about it. Then he made another bet with the bartender that he could piss in the cup which would be moving on the table. So both he and the bartender won.
User avatar #59 - cougarmelon (12/08/2009) [-]
and that,right there,is how to make a profit
#52 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
Dude, quit advertising those "OMG FREE STUFF!" scams in your picture comments. Everybody knows they are either scams or have a catch (like buying 3 of their (expensive) special offers and advertising for them).
User avatar #48 - macboo (12/08/2009) [-]
FUNNY but only here to advertis
User avatar #8 - Bacula ONLINE (12/08/2009) [-]
That was the biggest win ever. but the fact that you are asking me to give you a thumbs up, made me thumb this down. Sorry.
User avatar #36 - theinsd (12/08/2009) [-]
O_O hobos be hustling that money all day
#41 - Snakeeyez (12/08/2009) [-]
you got this from Desperado, but its still funny
#24 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
now that's funny
#7 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
******* thumbs up whore gtfo of funnyjunk
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