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One day a drunk man told the bartender,
I' ll bet you that I can bite my right eye.
The bartender grinned and said,
Okay, you drunk." The drunk pulled out his
right fake eye and bit it. After more drinks the
drunk said, ''I bet you I can bite my left eye."
The bartender knew it could not be fake, so he said,
Okay." The drunk pulled out his dentures and bit
his left eye. The bartender, by now was really mad.
After a few more drinks, the drunk said,
Tll bet you that if you slide a shot glass
down the bar, I can hop on each stool and pee
in it without getting a drop on your bar."
The bartender knew he could not do it so he said
okay. The bartender slid the shot glass as fast as he
could. The drunk jumped on stools and peed all
over the bar. The bartender jumped up and
screamed in joy because he won .
In the back he heard, a man yelling in frustration.
He asked the man why. The man replied,
That drunk fool bet me that he can pee
on your bar and you would be happy about it!"
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#13 - delimoo (12/08/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I'd hate to do this but-...

It looks like looks like
*puts on glasses*
he pissed off the bartender
#22 - wazzapat (12/08/2009) [-]
beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder
User avatar #61 - leeroy (12/08/2009) [-]
how is a drunk person smart enough to pull off a trick like that?
#65 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [+] (7 replies)
old joke is old

....( ` )
..../../ THIS
.../../ IS
../../ YOU
(...).)
User avatar #68 to #65 - MrOrange (12/09/2009) [-]
A flash light?
User avatar #60 - ashleymofo (12/08/2009) [-]
anything involving peeing on something is FUNNY
User avatar #59 - cougarmelon (12/08/2009) [-]
and that,right there,is how to make a profit
User avatar #48 - macboo (12/08/2009) [-]
FUNNY but only here to advertis
User avatar #8 - Bacula (12/08/2009) [-]
That was the biggest win ever. but the fact that you are asking me to give you a thumbs up, made me thumb this down. Sorry.
#5 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Way to ruin an OLD joke.
User avatar #6 to #5 - FAISCISTBUG (12/08/2009) [-]
yea wasnt there one about and old man and 2 bankers or something liek that
#37 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [+] (5 replies)
if a piece of a4 paper is an 8 year old boy then the pen is my penis
User avatar #44 to #43 - jordygordy (12/08/2009) [-]
or an ethernet cord
User avatar #36 - theinsd (12/08/2009) [-]
O_O hobos be hustling that money all day
#41 - Snakeeyez (12/08/2009) [-]
you got this from Desperado, but its still funny
#63 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
FAT BEN POOPED ALL OVER THE BAR
#52 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
Dude, quit advertising those "OMG FREE STUFF!" scams in your picture comments. Everybody knows they are either scams or have a catch (like buying 3 of their (expensive) special offers and advertising for them).
#35 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
Give this and every picture below it the thumbs up. We have to knock the unfunny **** off the #1 spot.
#34 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
419/509/7542
twins brunettes, aged 17
up for anything (=
#31 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [+] (1 reply)
this is from a comedian, saw him on comedy central
#26 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [+] (1 reply)
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL THE TL;DR POSTS!
#25 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
the original was better. he just changed the circumstances and money amounts.
#24 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
now that's funny
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