George Carlin. Insert Religious debate below.. Religion has actually convinced people that there' s an invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything
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George Carlin

Insert Religious debate below.

Tags: Atheism
Religion has actually convinced people that there' s an
invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything
you do every minute of every day of your life. And he
has a list of ten things he does not want you to do. And
if you do any, any, of these ten things, he has a special
place full of fire and smoke and ash and torture where
he will send you to suffer and burn and scream and cry
forever and ever until the end of time!
But he loves you.
He loves you and he needs money'.
George Carlin
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Submitted: 10/17/2010
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User avatar #484 - JayAndSilentRobert (11/05/2010) [-]
i have weed

weed > religion.. your argument is kinda valid.. i think.. idfk.. too high
User avatar #474 - guymandude (10/20/2010) [-]
I have no idea why I love the religious arguments so much :)
User avatar #466 - snowpops (10/19/2010) [-]
Look at the mutha ******* first 6 letters of C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S spells christ stupid atheist
#483 to #466 - FAILmadeofWIN **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #471 to #466 - guymandude (10/20/2010) [-]
You are stupid. Like, really, really, stupid. What could your possible train of thought be? Do you thing that the word "christmas" is just a random word? The holiday didn't start until the religion was created. Obviously, christians would decide to name their new holiday after Jesus, who was born on that day. So, really, everyone but you already knew the word "christ" was in "christmas." Use this new knowledge to learn how to think.
User avatar #468 to #466 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2010) [-]
look at christ

C-H-R-I-S-T, spells "chris"

by your logic, god's real name is obviously "CHRIS"
User avatar #470 to #469 - hankville (10/20/2010) [-]
Mix up the letters in CHRIST and you get RC **** ... as in ROYAL CROWN COLA IS THE ****
User avatar #446 - drkns (10/18/2010) [-]
most epic comedian of all time
User avatar #445 - jellyman (10/18/2010) [-]
Moses and Jesus joined forces to defeat the Persian empire
User avatar #440 - thefran (10/18/2010) [-]
Funny how an outdated quote is so popular, counting that it is not even relatively close to truth about religion or testaments.

Carlin was searching for a choir to preach for.
#485 to #440 - Hubbabubard (11/23/2010) [-]
how is this quote outdated?
there are still quotes from Napoleon right?
#437 - MotleyCrue (10/18/2010) [-]
R.I.P. George Carlin
#435 - bladesman (10/18/2010) [-]
I'm sorry, I don't recall caring what George Carlin thinks about religion. Hence the Not Funny. It's Funnyjunk, not myreligiousviewsarejunk.
#449 to #435 - Somalia **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#450 to #449 - bladesman (10/18/2010) [-]
Funniness by its very nature is inherently relative. Everyone who doesn't think something is funny believes it shouldn't be on the site.
Besides, what I was getting at was we should be trying to avoid these topics because it causes problems. Problems aren't funny.
User avatar #459 to #450 - captainfuckitall (10/18/2010) [-]
they can be :D
#432 - anonymous (10/18/2010) [-]
nope, not going to get sucked into this religious argument for we all know that we will all walk away unchanged after it. BTW I am a christian :D
#428 - anonymous (10/18/2010) [-]
if youy right click on a link it says **** like "open link in new tab" or something. how come i havent seen a zelda joke about this yet?
User avatar #425 - greasedupdeafdude (10/18/2010) [-]
pretty much sounds the the CIA.
User avatar #420 - powerhousevodka (10/18/2010) [-]
If god made people right after the animals, how come the dinos died a billjillion years before we even got here
User avatar #452 to #420 - Damahaste (10/18/2010) [-]
>.> <.< >.> shhhhhhhh the church doesnt want you to think like that you have to agree with them without thinking about it
User avatar #453 to #452 - powerhousevodka (10/18/2010) [-]
But that isn't fair at all
User avatar #454 to #453 - Damahaste (10/18/2010) [-]
i know but its what the church wants shhhhhhhh
User avatar #455 to #454 - powerhousevodka (10/18/2010) [-]
okay :(
#429 to #420 - anonymous (10/18/2010) [-]
MIND **** !
I think I love you
User avatar #456 to #429 - Damahaste (10/18/2010) [-]
i know it sucks but im sorry :( we also cant poop in a toilet either, or ********** , or have unmarried sex.... or a lot of things
User avatar #460 to #456 - captainfuckitall (10/18/2010) [-]
if god didn't want us to ********** he would have made our arms shorter....maybe thats why the T-rex was always so angry...
User avatar #431 to #429 - powerhousevodka (10/18/2010) [-]
I'm glad my inquirey pleased you :3
#417 - CadAmongPigeons (10/18/2010) [-]
This quote couldn't be more true. Deal with it.  
(Wait for retarded angry religious mob debate below)
This quote couldn't be more true. Deal with it.
(Wait for retarded angry religious mob debate below)
#426 to #417 - anonymous (10/18/2010) [-]
User avatar #414 - blaaz (10/18/2010) [-]
we all have the right to follow what we want... do not impose you ideas on others. thank you
#416 to #414 - scardick **User deleted account** (10/18/2010) [-]
so y do religious ******** all over america try to convert others
i dont see many atheists doing it
#441 to #416 - DukeSummerMaul **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #472 to #441 - guymandude (10/20/2010) [-]
You are very correct, and it's unfortunate, but that's how the world works. The loudest, worst, stupidest, etc., people are the ones that stick out, and because of that, people will make their judgment on an entire group from the worst people in it. However, most people make judgments against, for example, the church, because of the unfair ideals. It's not about the people. I have no problem with christians. But I do have a problem with the institution of the church.
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User avatar #424 to #416 - SuccessfulNegro (10/18/2010) [-]
not so much convert as condemn...
User avatar #422 to #416 - blaaz (10/18/2010) [-]
sadly we all make mistakes i personaly don't know the situations you have been through but not all of them are like that. we all have a tendency to look at the crumbs at the bottom of any group. i personaly have seen many convert attempts on both sides but that's just me. yes religion does have its problems but nothings perfect. sorry for the long response :p
#486 to #422 - Hubbabubard (11/23/2010) [-]
in truth, religion is like having a dick, it's fine if you have one, but don't whip it out and try to shove it down our throats....
User avatar #487 to #486 - blaaz (11/26/2010) [-]
lol. that's blunt but true :P
User avatar #412 - bRazilpwNs (10/18/2010) [-]
<offensive religious or not religious comment>
User avatar #473 to #412 - guymandude (10/20/2010) [-]
User avatar #480 to #473 - bRazilpwNs (10/20/2010) [-]
lmao ^^
#409 - Justanothergirl (10/18/2010) [-]
I love George Carlin.
User avatar #461 to #409 - captainfuckitall (10/18/2010) [-]
george carlin reminds me of house :P
User avatar #408 - kaycie (10/18/2010) [-]
being an atheist, i can watch a horror movie an not worry if it will upset a god, or play a violent video game, or fap even. i can do whatever the **** i want (swearing ftw) oh yeah and sex with anyone i want 8)
no it doesnt mean ill go out and kill people becuase i wont be judged by a god, it just means im free to experience everything I WANT.

theres actually a website that gives christian reveiws for movies. i always look up movies with sex like bruno or horror movies.
and apparently, christians dont want their kids watching Brother Bear because of all the spirituallity >.>

www. plugged in. com
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User avatar #405 - ljlightfire (10/18/2010) [-]
i dont disbelieve in god nor do i believe in him/her to much
my ideas are "IF" thier is a god hes probably not an ass and if i dont 100% believe in him hes not going to torture me for it BUT
"better to believ in god and be wrong then to ignore him and be wrong"
#404 - anonymous (10/18/2010) [-]
**** .this. **** . its seriously getting old. come on the only reason you put it here is to get thumbs. its not funny in any way really. but then again most stuff on here isnt. im done with you funnyjunk. im going to /b/ , at least theres nothing like this put up just to get approval.
#421 to #404 - anonymous (10/18/2010) [-]
How hell would you know have you BEEN to hell. Maybe its full of fluffy LOLcatz and **** of that caliber. God I hate arrogant pricks
#411 to #404 - anonymous (10/18/2010) [-]
Reread the last two lines. They were funny.
Maybe not to you, but the funniest things in life are the things that more than half the people who watch them don't find funny.
Maybe you didn't find this funny, but at least it was actually a joke.
Save your comments for funnyjunk jokes that aren't funny and make no attempt to be funny.
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