George Carlin. Insert Religious debate below.. Religion has actually convinced people that there' s an invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything
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George Carlin

Insert Religious debate below.

Tags: Atheism
Religion has actually convinced people that there' s an
invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything
you do every minute of every day of your life. And he
has a list of ten things he does not want you to do. And
if you do any, any, of these ten things, he has a special
place full of fire and smoke and ash and torture where
he will send you to suffer and burn and scream and cry
forever and ever until the end of time!
But he loves you.
He loves you and he needs money'.
George Carlin
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Submitted: 10/17/2010
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User avatar #93 - Bacula (10/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
If you could reason with Religious people,
There would be no Religious people.

-House
User avatar #200 - Hippiekiller (10/18/2010) [+] (32 replies)
lol what a dumbass
User avatar #211 to #200 - SpaceNinjaOfDoom (10/18/2010) [-]
I find your lack of intelligence disturbing.
#181 - DesolateChris ONLINE (10/18/2010) [+] (24 replies)
i like bewbs
#171 - StuddMuffin (10/18/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Is mayonnaise a religion?
User avatar #243 - Damahaste (10/18/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i was catholic once, then one day in church, in between the aerobic exercises of sitting and standing you do i thought of something... all of these people are hoping for a man to rise from the dead and bring all of there dead loved ones back to life :-/. now iv played a lot of video games and seen a lot of movies and every single one where dead people popped out of the grave has NEVER been a good thing...
#150 - RoflWawful (10/18/2010) [-]
I first realized I was god when I was praying, and I came to the conclusion I was talking to myself. .
User avatar #135 - NodakJoTwentyTen (10/18/2010) [+] (6 replies)
I'm tired of this...seriously...I've been through enough debate...it doesn't matter people...I believe what I believe in yadda yadda you can't change my mind...and it is unlikely I'll change yours but lets fight about it anyway!
#151 to #135 - slumberdonkey (10/18/2010) [-]
<--- i'll just leave that there
#125 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I am sorry for all the times Christians have been complete jerks - if any of us have ever made you feel like we thought you were crap in any way shape or form, we were wrong. Somebody already said, God doesn't hate fags, or America, or Muslims, or anything like that. We use God's name a lot to justify our hate, and if God hates anything, its when we do stuff like push others away. I get really hurt when people get on here and trash my God and myself for loving Him, but I can't bring myself to say the same things back.

"I like your Christ, but I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." ~Gandhi
User avatar #106 - bfunk (10/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"Religion is like a penis
its ok to have one and be proud of it
but dont go waving it around in people's faces
and PLEASE dont shove it down my children's throats"
-dunno source
#63 - demented (10/17/2010) [+] (9 replies)
I was raised Christian but lost my faith. I suppose Agnostic  would describe my current beliefs. Argue for both sides of religion mostly because I hate people using crap arguments against religion. Rule one of debate: if you're going to argue something know your subject first. That's all for this mini-rant...  
...inb4 tl;dr  
Haters gonna hate.
I was raised Christian but lost my faith. I suppose Agnostic would describe my current beliefs. Argue for both sides of religion mostly because I hate people using crap arguments against religion. Rule one of debate: if you're going to argue something know your subject first. That's all for this mini-rant...
...inb4 tl;dr
Haters gonna hate.
User avatar #356 - FenderBender (10/18/2010) [+] (8 replies)
I'm jewish... let the negative comments and negative thumbs commence in 3... 2...
User avatar #331 - warlockrichard (10/18/2010) [+] (15 replies)
Religion: first there was nothing escept god who made everything in 7 days
Science: first there was nothing which then exploded into everything
User avatar #156 - Jaaydenn (10/18/2010) [+] (5 replies)
One word - EVOLUTION....Bitches.
#123 - Seanxy (10/18/2010) [-]
Have you heard of this Galileo chap? He's been blabbering on that the Earth actually revolves around the sun. A bit of blasphemy in my opinion!
User avatar #130 - kechu (10/18/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Jesus is an alien. Problem solved.
#131 to #130 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2010) [-]
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User avatar #155 - Eziolieksbrushie (10/18/2010) [+] (6 replies)
i am an athiest, as on a clear night i can point up into the stars, and for all i know i am pointing through thousands upon thousands of other civilizations... what proof of god is there...?
User avatar #132 - CaptainKlamydia (10/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I'm atheist and for the record, i honestly don't care what religion other people are. We'rre all just people so (i can't believe i'm going to say this because it's so ******* cliched but...) can't we all just get along?
User avatar #39 - MynameisGir (10/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I'm religious but have a sense of humor,so thumb for you
#25 - adfin **User deleted account** (10/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hey guys, any room for the agnostic people up in this bitch?
#241 - fungusamongus (10/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
bitches don't know about my flying spaghetti
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