2 dollar bill. first # 1 front page yeahh!<br /> thanks a lot ppl . The 2 Dollar Bill The Bill. Everyone should start carrying them! I am STILL laughing!!

2 dollar bill

2 dollar bill. first # 1 front page yeahh!<br /> thanks a lot ppl . The 2 Dollar Bill The Bill. Everyone should start carrying them! I am STILL laughing!!

first # 1 front page **** yeahh!<br />
thanks a lot ppl

The 2 Dollar Bill
The Bill. Everyone should start carrying them!
I am STILL laughing!! I think we need to quit saving our bills and bring them out in public. The younger generation Musn' t know they C"
on my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell fora quick bite to eat. In my billfold are a bill and a bill. I figure that with a -
bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about anyone getting Irritated at me for trying to break a bill.
g "Hi, I' d like one burrito please, to go."
Server: "Them be . 04. Eat In?"
g "No, it' s to go." At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the bill. He looks at it kind of funny.
Server: "Uh, hang on a sec, I' ll be right back."
He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them:
Serier: "Hey, you ever see a bill?"
Manager: "No. A what?"
Serier: "A bill. This gave it to me."
Manager: "Ash for something else. There' s no such thing as a bill."
Server: "Yeah, thought so."
He comes back to me and says, "We don‘ t take these Do you have anything else?"
g "Just this fifty. You don? take bills? Why?"
Server: "I tront know."
g "See here where it says legal Ewen?"
Serier: "Yeah."
g "So, why wont you take it?"
Well, hang on a sec."
He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I' m a shoplifter, and says to him, "He says I have to take it."
Manager.’ "Diesn' t he have anything else?"
Serier: "Yeah, a Fifty. I' ll get it and you can open the safe and get change " c',
Manager: Tm not opening the safe with him in here."
Server: "What should I do?"
Manager.’ "Tell him to come back later when he has real money."
Server: "I cant tell him that! You tell him."
Manager.’ "Just tell him."
Serier: "No way! This is weird. I' m going in back."
The manager approaches me and says, "I' m sorry, but we tront take big bills this time of night."
g only seven o' clock! Well then, here' s a two dollar bill."
Manager.’ "We don‘ t take those, either."
Manager: "I think you know why."
g "No really, tell me why."
Manager.’ "Please leave before I call mall security."
g "Excuse me?"
Manager: "Please leave before I call mall security."
g "What on earth styr?"
Manager.’ "Please, sir."
g "Uh, go ahead, call them."
Manager: "Would you please Just leave?"
Manager: "Fine -- have it your y then." I
g "Hey, that' s Burger King, may it?" i
At this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people staring at me from the A
dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, Just for effect. A few minutes later this guy
Comes in.
Guard: "Yeah, Mike, what' s up?"
Minage_ _ ingy, "This guy is trying to give me some (pause) funny money."
Guard: "No kidding! What?"
Manager.’ "Get this .. A two dollar bill."
Guard (incredulous .' "Why would a guy fake a two dollar bill?"
Manager: "I tront know. He' s kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is a fifty."
Guard: "Oh, so the mty' s fake!"
Manager: "No, the two dollar bill is."
Guard: "Why would he fake a two dollar bill?"
Manager: "I don‘ t know! Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?"
Security Guard walks over to me and.
Guard: "Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you' re trying to use."
Guard: "Lemme see 'em. "
Guard: "Do you want me to get the cops in here?"
At this point I am ready to say, "Sure, please!" but I want to eat, so I say "I' m Just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this two dollar
I put the bill up near his Face, and he like I' m taking a swing at him. He takes the bill, tums it overe few times in his hands, and
says, "Hey, Mike, what' s wrong with this bill?"
Minage_ r: fake."
Guard: "It doesn‘ t look fake to me." "
Manager.’ "But it' s a two dollar bill."
Guard: "Yeah?"
Manager.’ "Well, there' s no such thing, is there?"
The security guard and I both look at him like he' s an idiot, and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue.
So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too.
Made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills Just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff. If I got the right group of people, I
could probably end up in jail. You get free food there, too.
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#215 - IndeedGoodSir **User deleted account** (10/16/2010) [-]
<--- Really Confuse People...
#245 to #215 - anon (10/16/2010) [-]
It cost more to MAKE that, than it is actually worth. (IF it were real, though)
#270 to #266 - IndeedGoodSir **User deleted account** (10/16/2010) [-]
And as we can tell America cares about going into debt... :D
#271 to #215 - anon (10/16/2010) [-]
my brother had one of those zero dollar bills. He got it from a website called prank place. I was like seven when i saw it and i actually thought it was real
User avatar #4 - SexyHitler (10/16/2010) [-]
what if he did something to your burrito?
#48 - Toy (10/16/2010) [-]
haha whenever restaurants give free food, they do nasty things to it. Jokes on you dumbass! You're better off selling the $2 bill to a 13 year old for $12.

And with that $12 dollars, get 6 more $2 bills and sell them again for $12. Rinse and repeat.

Now you have unlimited money. Buy all the burritos in the world.
User avatar #54 to #48 - CriticalForce (10/16/2010) [-]
Congratulations you are now in space.
#460 - BloodyBallz (10/16/2010) [-]
User avatar #462 to #460 - Popple (10/16/2010) [-]
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#353 - hamshef (10/16/2010) [-]
<---- manager
#27 - lolwutbbqsauce (10/16/2010) [-]
I got 2 2 dollar bills from my dad cuz he has a whole box full of them.
#176 to #27 - zeespy (10/16/2010) [-]
i have 8
#496 - Zare (10/16/2010) [-]
no one ever pays ME in $2 bills...
#371 - dudeinabox (10/16/2010) [-]
User avatar #511 to #371 - merlinboy (10/16/2010) [-]
I wish they made these they look so ******* cool. They would be used soooo ******* much. Like for **** on the dollar menu at fast food places. ******* tax.
#588 to #511 - anon (10/16/2010) [-]
You ignorant piece of **** (pardon my language, I have similarity with OP of this post with $2 bills)

They are made, they have been made for years.
User avatar #524 to #511 - AMVPlaya (10/16/2010) [-]
They do make them.
User avatar #80 - Lambda (10/16/2010) [-]

One day, a counterfeiter is trying to make a 10-dollar bill. But he made a mistake, and it came out as AN 8-DOLLAR BILL.
He thought, "Well, maybe I can get something out of this."
So he took it down to the bank. He went up to the teller, gave her the 8-dollar bill, and asked for change.
The teller gave him two 4-dollar bills.
#539 - anon (10/16/2010) [-]
There is a reason why they work at Taco Bell....
#313 - skullboy (10/16/2010) [-]
i live in canada and i know about 2 dollar bills
#329 to #313 - wutwut (10/16/2010) [-]
TWO DOLLA BILLS? wats that aboot AYE! :D
User avatar #334 to #329 - blakebutters (10/16/2010) [-]
prates say aye canadians say eh hahaha, had to :P
#224 - Faggotry (10/16/2010) [-]
<--- a pic of the manager
#292 to #224 - TheTypoPoopcicle (10/16/2010) [-]
&lt;----- a pic of server

<----- a pic of server
#104 - poisonedpanda (10/16/2010) [-]
the manager's face...
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User avatar #159 - Vihtic (10/16/2010) [-]
For my birthday a long ass time ago, my Mom decided to give me $100 all in 2s. I'm not joking. I have like 47 left.
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User avatar #218 to #159 - Danzig (10/16/2010) [-]
you got a bunch of $2's a long ass time ago, and you only spent $6?
Are you jewish?
User avatar #342 to #218 - Vihtic (10/16/2010) [-]
No, but I'm not poor either. I'd rather spend 1s than waste my 2s.
User avatar #157 - taZers (10/16/2010) [-]
I found a $2 bill washed up on the beach once :D
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#175 - Sandisky (10/16/2010) [-]
betty white approves
#76 - jmcintos (10/16/2010) [-]
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User avatar #499 - Anonymousplz (10/16/2010) [-]
In February 2005, a patron of Best Buy attempted to pay for an electronics installation with 57 $2 bills. After initially refusing to accept the bills, the cashier proceeded to mark each bill with a pen. Other employees congregated around the cashier and after one noticed smeared ink on some of the bills, the police were called in. One of the officers called in then noticed the bills ran in sequential order and the patron was handcuffed and transported to the county lockup. The Secret Service agent that was sent to the jail examined the bills, declared them legitimate and the patron was released.
#177 - trululul **User deleted account** (10/16/2010) [-]
hey, isn't that Burger King?
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