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thanks a lot ppl

The 2 Dollar Bill
The Bill. Everyone should start carrying them!
I am STILL laughing!! I think we need to quit saving our bills and bring them out in public. The younger generation Musn' t know they C"
exist.
on my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell fora quick bite to eat. In my billfold are a bill and a bill. I figure that with a -
bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about anyone getting Irritated at me for trying to break a bill.
g "Hi, I' d like one burrito please, to go."
Server: "Them be . 04. Eat In?"
g "No, it' s to go." At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the bill. He looks at it kind of funny.
Server: "Uh, hang on a sec, I' ll be right back."
He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them:
Serier: "Hey, you ever see a bill?"
Manager: "No. A what?"
Serier: "A bill. This gave it to me."
Manager: "Ash for something else. There' s no such thing as a bill."
Server: "Yeah, thought so."
He comes back to me and says, "We don‘ t take these Do you have anything else?"
g "Just this fifty. You don? take bills? Why?"
Server: "I tront know."
g "See here where it says legal Ewen?"
Serier: "Yeah."
g "So, why wont you take it?"
Well, hang on a sec."
He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I' m a shoplifter, and says to him, "He says I have to take it."
Manager.’ "Diesn' t he have anything else?"
Serier: "Yeah, a Fifty. I' ll get it and you can open the safe and get change " c',
Manager: Tm not opening the safe with him in here."
Server: "What should I do?"
Manager.’ "Tell him to come back later when he has real money."
Server: "I cant tell him that! You tell him."
Manager.’ "Just tell him."
Serier: "No way! This is weird. I' m going in back."
The manager approaches me and says, "I' m sorry, but we tront take big bills this time of night."
g only seven o' clock! Well then, here' s a two dollar bill."
Manager.’ "We don‘ t take those, either."
Manager: "I think you know why."
g "No really, tell me why."
Manager.’ "Please leave before I call mall security."
g "Excuse me?"
Manager: "Please leave before I call mall security."
g "What on earth styr?"
Manager.’ "Please, sir."
g "Uh, go ahead, call them."
Manager: "Would you please Just leave?"
Manager: "Fine -- have it your y then." I
g "Hey, that' s Burger King, may it?" i
At this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people staring at me from the A
dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, Just for effect. A few minutes later this guy
Comes in.
Guard: "Yeah, Mike, what' s up?"
Minage_ _ ingy, "This guy is trying to give me some (pause) funny money."
Guard: "No kidding! What?"
Manager.’ "Get this .. A two dollar bill."
Guard (incredulous .' "Why would a guy fake a two dollar bill?"
Manager: "I tront know. He' s kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is a fifty."
Guard: "Oh, so the mty' s fake!"
Manager: "No, the two dollar bill is."
Guard: "Why would he fake a two dollar bill?"
Manager: "I don‘ t know! Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?"
Yeah."
Security Guard walks over to me and.
Guard: "Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you' re trying to use."
Guard: "Lemme see 'em. "
Guard: "Do you want me to get the cops in here?"
At this point I am ready to say, "Sure, please!" but I want to eat, so I say "I' m Just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this two dollar
bill.
I put the bill up near his Face, and he like I' m taking a swing at him. He takes the bill, tums it overe few times in his hands, and
says, "Hey, Mike, what' s wrong with this bill?"
Minage_ r: fake."
Guard: "It doesn‘ t look fake to me." "
Manager.’ "But it' s a two dollar bill."
Guard: "Yeah?"
Manager.’ "Well, there' s no such thing, is there?"
The security guard and I both look at him like he' s an idiot, and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue.
So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too.
Made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills Just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff. If I got the right group of people, I
could probably end up in jail. You get free food there, too.
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#215 - IndeedGoodSir **User deleted account** (10/16/2010) [+] (4 replies)
<--- Really Confuse People...
User avatar #4 - SexyHitler (10/16/2010) [-]
what if he did something to your burrito?
#85 - Remaldafide **User deleted account** (10/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Its Taco Bell...and you expect INTELLIGENCE?
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#31 to #15 - TristanV ONLINE (10/16/2010) [-]
#104 - poisonedpanda (10/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the manager's face...
#224 - Faggotry (10/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
<--- a pic of the manager
#48 - Toy (10/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
haha whenever restaurants give free food, they do nasty things to it. Jokes on you dumbass! You're better off selling the $2 bill to a 13 year old for $12.

And with that $12 dollars, get 6 more $2 bills and sell them again for $12. Rinse and repeat.

Now you have unlimited money. Buy all the burritos in the world.
#97 - pushlaybutton (10/16/2010) [+] (6 replies)
i have like 10 2 dollar bills and im 14.
i have like 10 2 dollar bills and im 14.
#76 - jmcintos (10/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Comment Picture
#88 - utasco (10/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
worth the read :D
worth the read :D
User avatar #284 - SonicTeam (10/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Dude, I work at a bank. I have over $400 in $2's in my drawer. If you live in Las Vegas between CRAIG and RANCHO, come see me at Bank Of America. My name is Kevin. I'll show you a wad of it.
#460 - BloodyBallz (10/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
CINNAMON THINGES!
CINNAMON THINGES!
#353 - hamshef (10/16/2010) [-]
<---- manager
#27 - lolwutbbqsauce (10/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I got 2 2 dollar bills from my dad cuz he has a whole box full of them.
#496 - Zare (10/16/2010) [-]
no one ever pays ME in $2 bills...
#371 - dudeinabox (10/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Problem?
User avatar #80 - Lambda (10/16/2010) [-]
AND NOW, JOKE:

One day, a counterfeiter is trying to make a 10-dollar bill. But he made a mistake, and it came out as AN 8-DOLLAR BILL.
He thought, "Well, maybe I can get something out of this."
So he took it down to the bank. He went up to the teller, gave her the 8-dollar bill, and asked for change.
The teller gave him two 4-dollar bills.
#313 - skullboy (10/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i live in canada and i know about 2 dollar bills
User avatar #159 - Vihtic (10/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
For my birthday a long ass time ago, my Mom decided to give me $100 all in 2s. I'm not joking. I have like 47 left.
User avatar #157 - taZers (10/16/2010) [-]
I found a $2 bill washed up on the beach once :D
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