CRAZY THOUGHTS 2. the 1st did so good, so heres the second one!<br /> Crazy thoughts 1: /funny_pictures/1063692/TEN+CRAZY+THOUGHTS/<br /> Crazy Crim Crazy thoughts
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CRAZY THOUGHTS 2. the 1st did so good, so heres the second one!<br /> Crazy thoughts 1: /funny_pictures/1063692/TEN+CRAZY+THOUGHTS/<br /> Crazy Crim

the 1st did so good, so heres the second one!<br />
Crazy thoughts 1: /funny_pictures/1063692/TEN+CRAZY+THOUGHTS/<br />
Crazy Criminals: /funny_pictures/1066593/CRAZY+CRIMINALS/<br />
Why did the chicken cross the road:/funny_pictures/1067133/WHY+DID+THE+CHICKEN+CROSS+THE+ROAD/

Why does people squint their eyes when they
can' t see? Wouldn' t testjust make it less space to
see out of?
Can schoolteacher give a homeless
child homework?
You know that little indestructable black box
that is used on planes, why can' t they make the
whole plane out of the same substance?
Would a fly without wings be called
walk?
Why is there an expiration
date on bottled water?
Why is the alphabet in the order it
Why is it called a "building"
when it' s already built?
Why does flammable and
inflammable mean the same thing?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
If Wile Coyote had enough money
for all that Acme crap, why didn' t he
just buy dinner?
HOPE YOU .
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#88 - anon (10/15/2010) [-]
1. Focusing on something, reducing the possibility of distraction.
2. Yes.
3. It would be too heavy, and the box is not indestructible.
4. You have answered your own question.
5. The plastic is made with oil-based products that can contaminate the water.
6. Why not?
7. You can call it a "Built" if you want.
8. Things that are not flammable or are not inflammable are not labeled as such, so no need to worry about it.
9. Who knows?
10. They sponsored him.
#131 to #88 - anon (10/15/2010) [-]
5. more like bacteria, your answer is dumber than the question
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#37 to #10 - Macabre **User deleted account** (10/14/2010) [-]
the only reason the black box on planes doesnt break is because of its size. ever tried to break a pencil smaller than an inch? hard as **** .
User avatar #24 to #10 - GETaLIFE (10/14/2010) [-]
there isnt an experation on honey so its breaking the law according to u. it should be locked up, so i say **** u i like honey.
#154 to #10 - MrSuper (10/15/2010) [-]
your #1 is a little off. We squint to change the shape of our iris, which allows different amounts of light to come in allowing us to focus. Light reflecting on the retina is how we see, and by squinting we focus that light giving us a more direct line of sight. That's what eye glasses do, they focus the light differently so you don't have to squint.
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#15 to #11 - KoreKiller (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh look...someone who doesn't agree with a religion and decides to completely avoid the topic of the question so he can make an anti-God statement..How original...  
  
Now i'm sure i'm just asking for trouble but i felt an overwhelming need to say this. Not necessarily to you, so i hope you don't take to much offence to this, but to everyone who post things religion. &quot;No one gives a 			****		.&quot; No one particularly cares about your religion, my religion, or Donald Ducks religion for that matter(though it would be an interesting topic for debate).  
  
Not sure my whole point in this, I just felt a need to rant about a topic i keep seeing everywhere.   
end rant**   
  
(Picture not related in anyway shape or form, but enjoy anyways)  
P.S. No hard feelings? &lt;3
Oh look...someone who doesn't agree with a religion and decides to completely avoid the topic of the question so he can make an anti-God statement..How original...

Now i'm sure i'm just asking for trouble but i felt an overwhelming need to say this. Not necessarily to you, so i hope you don't take to much offence to this, but to everyone who post things religion. "No one gives a **** ." No one particularly cares about your religion, my religion, or Donald Ducks religion for that matter(though it would be an interesting topic for debate).

Not sure my whole point in this, I just felt a need to rant about a topic i keep seeing everywhere.
end rant**

(Picture not related in anyway shape or form, but enjoy anyways)
P.S. No hard feelings? <3
#16 to #15 - KoreKiller (10/14/2010) [-]
Also i noticed i left the word "about" out from between "things" and "religion".
My bad.
#39 to #15 - TheEpitomeOfEpic (10/14/2010) [-]
Right when you said "donalds duck religion" you kinda lost me and i just started laughing.

I mean could you imagine a pantless duck god telling people what too do?
I can.
and its wonderful.
#17 to #11 - lantrayze (10/14/2010) [-]
5) Because the plastic leaches into the water, and sometimes can become toxic
#146 - endlessspaghetti (10/15/2010) [-]
1. Focusing
2. Yes.
3. becuse it wouldnt get off the ground
4. Why not?
5. To make people buy more water.
6. For teh lulz
7.Because it is
8. Ask jesus
9. Have you ever seen a restaurant in the desert he chased road runner through?
Hope I helped.
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#135 - anon (10/15/2010) [-]
1) squinting focus' the lens and light allowing you to see better
2)yes, if the kid is in her class it gets homework.
3)that black box material is too dense to make a light plane out of it.
4)a fly without wings would be a different class of insect so it gets a new name.
5)there are chemicals in your water to keep it fresh. the chemicals expire.
6)the alphabet can be in any damn order you want. we just have it a certain way to keep it consistent.
7)same words mean different things in different contexts.
8)more accurate way of describing things, the have slightly different meanings.
9)if you believe in magic why not give adam and eve no assholes or nipples.
10)wile E. coyote wanted to catch roadrunner on principal.
#136 to #135 - anon (10/15/2010) [-]
i ******* hate the guy that posted this. i will troll you forever if you do something this stupid again.
#137 to #136 - anon (10/15/2010) [-]
i mean the questions not the answer.
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#53 - anon (10/14/2010) [-]
1. By making the vision smaller, it focuses on what you're looking at.
2. Yes, homework would just be another name for the word.
3. The plane cannot be made of the little black box because it would be too heavy to fly.
4. It would still be called a fly, just one with no wings.
5. The chemicals made into the bottle will leak into the water.
6. It's unknown, but a common answer is because the song "ABC's" referred to it that way.
7. Because building is both use able as a noun and a verb.
8. Flammable means capable of being on fire, Inflammable means easily capable of being on fire.
9. No, because Adam was made from the earth and Eve from Adam. They actually need parents.
10. That would ruin the Wile Coyote shorts and have Disney lose money.
#54 to #53 - poopycaca (10/14/2010) [-]
Warner Bros. not Disney
#56 to #54 - anon (10/14/2010) [-]
My apologies, I mix them up at times.
User avatar #55 to #53 - tHAhOONER (10/14/2010) [-]
2. A homeless child would not go to school.
User avatar #106 - selafyn (10/15/2010) [-]
Someone may have said this already-but by squinting you get the same amount of light into a smaller part of your eye, so the picture is more focussed, so you can see further. so yeah.
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#103 - anon (10/15/2010) [-]
#105 - Jameshaich (10/15/2010) [-]
Number 3 is retarded. The plane would be wayy to heavy, and even if it did crash the people inside would still die on impact, and terrorist could use to to crash through multiple buildings
User avatar #108 to #105 - JamieHyneman (10/15/2010) [-]
plane bowling?.....
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#61 - rtbellboy (10/14/2010) [-]
You question the order of alphabet?.....BITCH
#32 - CTscan (10/14/2010) [-]
Come on, you've got to be kidding me.
#41 to #32 - DestroyaFaceTwo (10/14/2010) [-]
Never seen this amount of butchering of our language!!!
#67 - anon (10/15/2010) [-]
This is stupid. If you thumbed this up, then you're stupid, or easily amused at the stupidity of others.
1) Squinting your eyes allows you to control the intensity of light that is coming in to your pupil, more light is not always best depending on what you're trying to look at.
2) Yes. That's just a stupid question. That's like saying 'Herpaderp can a guy named Bob do Jumping Jacks? even though his name isn't Jack? herpaderp'
3) It's not indestructible, and even if it was, it would more than likely be too heavy for the amount of lift required to keep it in the air.
4) Would an soldier named 'Walker Jones' Have to change his name to 'I have no legs' if he were to lose his legs? No, you're just ******* stupid.
#69 to #67 - anon (10/15/2010) [-]
5) Because the water can expire.
6) Fcking google it. Stupid ****
7) Why is a computer called a computer if it's turned off? Hmm... because that's the ******* name of the device??
8) Just... no.... ******* no...
9) Yes. They evolved from apes, and apes have navels as well.
10) Because he's as goddamn ******* stupid as this picture.
#73 to #69 - anon (10/15/2010) [-]
Moody anon... Go take a nap.
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User avatar #90 to #69 - Ruspanic ONLINE (10/15/2010) [-]
Technically humans didn't evolve from apes, since humans and apes are contemporaries. We share common ancestors with the other primates, though.
#78 to #69 - thelazycamper **User deleted account** (10/15/2010) [-]
water dosent expire, but the **** inside of the bottle can disolve into the water
#34 - anon (10/14/2010) [-]
3= It would make the plane too heavy to fly
5= The water doesn't go bad, but the plastic eventualy will
#25 - Apac (10/14/2010) [-]
1) Less space to see, better it focus.
3) It'd be too heavy to fly.
4) No, it'd just be a disabled fly.
5) After a while, chemicals from the water will go into the water.
9) Probably, so they wouldn't freak when they saw their kids had them.
10) It was probably more of a revenge thing than a hunger thing.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Nihatclodra (10/14/2010) [-]
5) After a while, chemicals from the water bottle will go into the water.*
#27 to #26 - Apac (10/14/2010) [-]
thats it, srry!
User avatar #60 - nateowns (10/14/2010) [-]
i actually signed in just to comment on how terrible this was.
User avatar #121 - Spankdewg (10/15/2010) [-]
2. - How can a homeless kid afford school in the first place
3. - A bit heavy me thinks...
5. - It's illegal not to have one
6. - you'd be asking the same question if it was in a different order
10. - I KNOW RIGHT?!?!!?
#149 to #121 - Lacuna (10/15/2010) [-]
school is free
#109 - anon (10/15/2010) [-]
they squint there eyes because its either so bright or blurry that it makes a board with writing on it darker and the writing even darker. Thus making the words legible.
Think before you leap.
User avatar #71 - GoReMoTe (10/15/2010) [-]
Note: "inflammable" and "flammable" do NOT mean the same thing. derp.

also, water expires after it has been exposed to air for too long -- it actually reacts (very slowly, mind you) with the CO2 in the air develops a concentration of carbonic acid. After a long enough time, you start to notice the acidity -- that's why old water tastes bitter.
#72 to #71 - anon (10/15/2010) [-]
The definition of "inflammable" is flammable and vice versa.
User avatar #19 - pokemonftw (10/14/2010) [-]
hey guys!!! why are trees called trees!!! +500 for more!!!
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