zombies win. . HOW EVERYTHING GOES TO HELL DURING A IT ALL STARTS WITH SOME AWHOLE SCIENCED, DOING HE SHOULDN' T OE MING. I know! was V as with this old meatloa
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zombies win

HOW EVERYTHING
GOES TO HELL
DURING A
IT ALL STARTS
WITH SOME AWHOLE SCIENCED,
DOING **** HE SHOULDN' T OE MING.
I know! was V as with this old
meatloaf and
SO INSTEAD OF SAY, LOCKING THE GORILLA UP IN
QUARANTINE, HE DOES SOMETHING RETARDED LIKE
TRYING TO TEACH IT Mill TO DO MATH_
I behave In your potential, Coco.
ONCE ITEM
THE SCIENTIST IGNORE HIS SYMPTOMS '
FOR " LONG AS POSSIBLE
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uncontrollable urge to at my children.
I must need some trenton.
WHERE A ZOMBIE lit BORN
ONCE AGAIN, QUARANTINE IS OUT OF THE QUESTION
INSTEAD, THE DOCTOR GETS WITHIN
RANGE OF THE ZOMBIE TO EXAMINE HIM.
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THE ZOMBES PUSH THROUGH THEIR
CRAPPY BARRICADE AND EAT THEM LIKE THE
RETARDED LITTLE INCHES THAT THEY ARE.
ea NE HAD was COMING.
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#6 - AlphaWolfOmega (10/14/2010) [-]
coco was my wife :'(
#21 - MitchellK (10/14/2010) [-]
Nuh, uh.
#20 - anon (10/14/2010) [+] (9 replies)
Can't happen.
1, zombies would explode during the day.
2, zombies would freeze into ice in winter.
3, they are meat. Bears, wolfs, and even rats would eat them.
4, they would walk off cliffs.
5, biting is the worse way to give somebody a disease.
6, Most important. Zombies can't run, so, you could easily out-walk them.
User avatar #46 to #20 - jessmntwo (10/14/2010) [-]
You wouldn't have happened to get your information from Cracked dot com have you?
User avatar #1 - Anthran (10/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
you forgot about running out of twinkies
#41 - Deavas (10/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
guys. its perfect. we quatentine all the zombies and AIDS patients to Africa. takes care of the problem of zombies, AIDS, and you know the 3rd one.
#7 - anon (10/14/2010) [-]
I couldn't stop laughing when he said I believe in your potential, Coco.
User avatar #70 - Decado (10/14/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Find an Oil Rig or Prison, do what you must to secure it, and you're good for a few years if you're with about 10 other people.

Hell, bring some dirt and a farmer, and you could be good for a VERY long time.
User avatar #50 - tharper (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds similar to 28 Days Later
#40 - MysteriousAnon (10/14/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Whats your Zombie Plan?
#48 to #40 - anon (10/14/2010) [-]
i have 37 different zombie plans
#36 - thewhitekid (10/14/2010) [-]
repost? yes this a repost but a damn good one!
User avatar #5 - Durricane **User deleted account** (10/14/2010) [-]
As long as you don't lose your will to survive and think quickly, you will make it. You and your 12-gauge.
User avatar #62 - Omegatron (10/14/2010) [+] (4 replies)
or like in 28 days later
the scientist were doing an experiment on a monkey and infected it with the rage (zombie) virus and had it securley locked up. then some peeta members or some **** busted in and beat up the scientist and release the monkey (which is smashing the cage and drooling ******* blood) The monkey then infects the peeta members and thats how the virus start

**** you peeta, you doomed us all
User avatar #51 - limegreendino (10/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
If there was a real Zombie Apocalypse then the government would just drop a nuclear bomb on America's ass because we're so goddamn stupid. Plus America has a reputation you know?
#56 to #51 - anon (10/14/2010) [-]
If there was a real Zombie Apocalypse, the zombies would all fail at their only survival/infection option. Cold weather (any) gets frostbitten, rigid zombies. Hot weather (any) bakes and mummifies zombies. Random wildlife (mostly non-carnivorous) would steamroll (elephants/anything large), rot (maggots, insects), etc. Also, if we go by the aimless shambling zombie, they have to cover 1600+ feet in order to get anywhere close to properly supplied humans (I.E. Modern combat rifles used by basic personnel). Taking all the science into account, zombies by definition would last a few weeks at best until the army got smart and just ran **** over with tanks.
User avatar #43 - connorbeyond (10/14/2010) [-]
it's been too long for me to remember. who can tell me what comic this is?
User avatar #33 - AskGoogle (10/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
retoast!! that or i saw it on some other site
#34 to #33 - themeat **User deleted account** (10/14/2010) [-]
this actually has been posted at least three times in the last year.
User avatar #31 - beardedraptor (10/14/2010) [-]
sit in corner in case of zombie invasion
User avatar #9 - badboywantsu (10/14/2010) [-]
shut up my common senses are tingling.
yah seriously though i'd say about the same thing and go rob a store for food and ammo stay in a secure house barricade doors and windows with metal and wood all that plus silenced guns
User avatar #8 - AwesomeFatGuy (10/14/2010) [-]
Rule 1. NEVER go to Goverment Safezones
User avatar #3 - cossackwhoop (10/14/2010) [-]
this has a point
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