Lets Face It. English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant, No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffin english Gay lol
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Lets Face It. English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant, No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffin

English is a stupid language

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There is no egg in the eggplant,
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England,
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that:
Quicksand takes you down slowly,
Boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don' t fing?
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
Should n' t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught,
Why hasn' t the preacher braught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
What the heck does a humanitarian eat?
Why do people recite at a play,
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on ?
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down,
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers,
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
Which of course isn' t a race at all.)
Th at is why:
When the stars are out they are visible,
But when the lights are out they are invisible.
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts,
But when I wind up this poem
It ends.
Let' s Face It. English Is a Stupid Language.
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User avatar #70 - OneHundredandFifty
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(12/05/2009) [-]
the past tense of sink is sank
the past tense of drink is drank
so what's the past tense of wink??
#77 to #70 - anon
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some one please screen cap this epic man
#109 to #70 - anon
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winked moron
User avatar #111 to #70 - Vegeto
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+1 internets for you
User avatar #53 - RickAstleyy
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(12/05/2009) [-]
What the creator of this is trying to say is he failed English class and should've just moved to Spain.
#27 - antifaggotry
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(12/05/2009) [-]
Life Lesson..
Don't chirp the language of the country you immigrated to ************!
#86 to #27 - anon
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what if he was born here?
User avatar #115 - towtruck
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(12/05/2009) [-]
im gonna send this to my spanish teacher... he is gonna lol for sure.

this is my reason for learning spanish. that and i live in new mexico....
User avatar #56 - LeanPocket
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(12/05/2009) [-]
Pretty sure english is awesome,i mean come on,we got a curse for every adjective,a slander for every noun and not to mention a **** ton of useless words that we will end up reusing til there meaning is lost...whens the last time anyone gasped at the sound of the word 'rape" eh?
#142 - anon
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i know the answer to the driveway/parkway thing.... back a couple hundred years ago the parkway was the road that led to the park, and with the driveway, you could drive the horses around the house. problem... solved
#144 to #142 - commando **User deleted account**
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you ******* ruined it
User avatar #73 - Kodak
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(12/05/2009) [-]
Yeah, if your going to say English is stupid, your just saying every other language that derived from it is stupid.

And if you think English is so easy to learn, it's actually considered the hardest language to learn because of all the rules.
#76 to #73 - anon
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what languages derived from English? and English is one of the easiest languages to learn I would know it's my second.
#90 to #73 - anon
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I hate to break it to you, but there are no languages derived from English.
English is just a mixed up language of Spanish Italian French and German.
User avatar #78 to #73 - McMackey
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(12/05/2009) [-]
russian is the hardest language to learn....
english, spanish, french and latin are the easiest because they all derive from latin.
User avatar #94 to #78 - luakazuki
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"latin derives from latin". i lol'd
#85 to #78 - sillydude
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Indonesian is the easiest.
#81 to #78 - anon
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thats wrong actually, french italian and spanish are from latin, amazingly different, english comes from a germanic descent.
#71 - anon
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(12/05/2009) [-]
You silly people, silly, silly people. As a linguist, I raise my second index finger in your general direction.

Also, tulip, apparently.
User avatar #74 to #71 - OneHundredandFifty
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(12/05/2009) [-]
second index finger? so is that the one on your left hand or right hand? or are you implying that you have more than one index finger on one hand?!
#68 - gokukiksazz **User deleted account**
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#121 - anon
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(12/05/2009) [-]
cargo is on a ship but when u ship sumtin it is driven
#123 to #121 - anon
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(12/05/2009) [-]
the joke is more like

Why is it that when something is carried by a car it's a shipment, but when a ship carries it, it's cargo?