We've all been in this situation, right?. ...at least once?<br /> tags<br /> DAMN thanks for the front page guys . str?. roses are red, violets are blue i have a gun, get in the van he was Raped that night
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#67 - Olsen (10/10/2010) [-]
#82 to #67 - jackmarston **User deleted account** (10/10/2010) [-]
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User avatar #29 - dinolover (10/10/2010) [-]
she could have just said a simple yes.
#30 to #29 - Icalldoublebarrel (10/10/2010) [-]
but noooooo~ she just had to call the SWAT team and the FBI
#31 to #30 - TheDemonator (10/10/2010) [-]
she was probably like, "it is now"
she was probably like, "it is now"
#45 - asdfcomp (10/10/2010) [-]
****		 you police woman it was a complement
**** you police woman it was a complement
#37 - PizzaOMGZ (10/10/2010) [-]
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#27 - Flameaether (10/10/2010) [-]
When she said anything you say will be used against you, you should have replied boobs.
User avatar #39 to #27 - PivotLD (10/10/2010) [-]
*Anything u say or do will be HELD agaist u.


:)
#42 to #39 - Flameaether (10/10/2010) [-]
Much obliged; however please excuse the color change in my tie....
#60 to #39 - limbolarry (10/10/2010) [-]
i like turtles! ;D
User avatar #14 - sgtpaint (10/10/2010) [-]
roses are red, violets are blue
i have a gun, get in the van
User avatar #22 to #14 - elysium (10/10/2010) [-]
Roses are blue
Violets are red
The first two lines
Don't make sense
#75 - Teeba (10/10/2010) [-]
sooo.....Pick you up at 8?
#9 - Thawhammer (10/10/2010) [-]
SHE PUT YOU IN THE CELL ZONE
PUT HER IN THE RAPE ZONE
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User avatar #96 to #32 - Thawhammer (10/10/2010) [-]
Thanx bro
#62 - Edzone **User deleted account** (10/10/2010) [-]
Is it sexual harassment if I offer you a cup of tea Officer Jenny?
#24 - howudurn (10/10/2010) [-]
i hate it when that happens!
i hate it when that happens!
User avatar #25 to #24 - Illusivepotatoe (10/10/2010) [-]
I was just gonna use that one...
#1 - Lilium (10/09/2010) [-]
<-- Police lady's boyfriend.  
That's what you get, punk bitch.
<-- Police lady's boyfriend.
That's what you get, punk bitch.
User avatar #7 to #1 - kieranbaker (10/10/2010) [-]
YEAH swedish police FTW saw this on the news
#28 - warrior (10/10/2010) [-]
yeah ive been there
User avatar #2 - Pomato (10/09/2010) [-]
Police women are the worst...
Her: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over? Can I see your license and registration..."

You: *hands her the information* "Why did you pull me over? Was I speeding?"

Her: "SIR I AM NOT A WHORE!!! I FIND THAT SEXUAL OFFENSIVE YOUR GOING TO JAIL AIOSFAISOGIOPSEIHSPOHMARH!!!!"
(true story...mostly)
#83 - briancb (10/10/2010) [-]
****		 the police!
**** the police!
User avatar #20 - CaptainObviousMan (10/10/2010) [-]
After replying "no", the man attempted rape and was subsequently sent to jail.
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#4 to #3 - Belzimar **User deleted account** (10/09/2010) [-]
congrats
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#6 to #5 - Belzimar **User deleted account** (10/09/2010) [-]
for having so much luck with the ladies these days
dont you think its punny?
no?
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#77 - harrytheheadcrab (10/10/2010) [-]
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(title response) No the situation was in YOU!
User avatar #15 - notabtard (10/10/2010) [-]
uhhhh..... does this mean you just want to be friends?
#8 - anon (10/10/2010) [-]
Jeg er sa glad i daagh, jeg er sa glad i daag. Jeg har faaaet min medicin jeg er sa glad i dag!
User avatar #23 to #8 - TheZohan (10/10/2010) [-]
Wut?
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