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How many oi you people are there? The age innit is 13 but you run around waving your
ll m“ at the mods, announcing your ages.
You' re ll}. you can' t even get it up yet so whats the point? Use this great early time of
REE your life to play video games. play sports. watch TV and do all the things that you
enjoy doing because once you get sucked into the girlfriends' wife system that all goes
out the window and you spend your the having to watch dancing shows on TV. order
pizza with - sweetener on it pretend that their problems and the porblems of all
their idiot make interesting listening. no to here where the beer costs the earth
but it' s all justified because it does ‘nice cocktails“, hang out with her friends who have
the combined ill of a twist with a crack habit and who all date guys who use so
much hair gel you could bounce has bottles little ''", do ‘sweet’
things like buying her stuff and when I say stem mean shoes and bags and meals and
drinks and whatever else she can get her hands on. play the counter to her inferiority
complex ALL the ‘mm time l_"" what are you talking about? you dent need to diet you
took great?' repeat loo times a day to no effect whatsoever]. update yourself whenever
yams not exactly where she expects you to be when she expects you to be there.
watch films without a single inks or gunfight which end without any warning or closure.
tent your Essence into a pathetic and of digital shrine to her or else face the
constant complaint that you' re ashamed of her, pretend that her new shoes look great
despite her having just spent a week' s worth of student loan on some shoes that look
almost identical ta at least 3 of the 32, 804 pairs of shoes that she already “m” has
most of which wists paid for by you, Hates to her music and wish for the sound of
on a blackboard as it would he immensely more pleasing than the "music"
coming out of her speakers {which themselves sound like they were made by a blind
old man with crippling arthritis and an unnatural love for the sound of tinfoil being waved
around) and seems to go on for about the amount ethnic it should and pretend
that Friends is anything other than a festering pile of, 'MEI
l apologise- Just a little worked up after "anniversary of when we that started dating‘
weekend with the missus (3 guesses who paid format}.
On the was side you get laid but, this can be achieved try tracing for {drunken}
stage which come to think of it is a better option. Funny that-
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#1 - chrispbacon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #17 - TillyFlonka (12/04/2009) [+] (7 replies)
I lol'd, but I felt bad for the guy. I'm a girl and I have honestly never done anything like that to any guy I dated.
User avatar #12 - shlacka (12/04/2009) [+] (6 replies)
I, of course, read it in my head. But even still, I did not breath the entire time it took me to read it.

This is exactly why I consider this little high school "romances" to be extremly stupid and a whole ******** of wasted time (I'm fifteen).

This is also why sluts should be treated equally and fairly. They are gifts from the gods.
#42 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/04/2009) [-]
at times like this i'm glad that i'm single.
User avatar #37 - FAISCISTBUG (12/04/2009) [+] (1 reply)
rofl this guys prolly scarred the kid for life...he'll probly get a bill from this kids parents for the therapist sessions
User avatar #29 - Jesi (12/04/2009) [-]
The only reason that I can imagine him still being with her is that the sex must be really good. Or her dad has a lot of guns. Lol
#45 - Absolute Madman (12/04/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Someone find this man and give him a goddamn medal
User avatar #58 to #45 - SantaC (12/04/2009) [-]
amen to that!
#71 - Absolute Madman (12/05/2009) [+] (3 replies)
i want that guy to be my dad!!
#75 to #71 - Hawild (12/05/2009) [-]
but then you mum would be a bitch :/
#44 - ericdatampon (12/04/2009) [-]
the thing is this guys telling the truth and i get to tell my girlfriend she doesnt need a diet 10x a day and if i dont write that i love her all over my myspace and make a 3 paragraph heroes about her it means im embarrassed to be with her and she goes to these stupid conclusions thinking shes the uglyest thing in the would and that i hate her and that im cheating on her and if another girl is 22 on my top its the end of the world
#23 - Absolute Madman (12/04/2009) [+] (5 replies)
this guy just seems rly whipped. am i rite?
#59 to #23 - brexruls **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#77 - Absolute Madman (12/05/2009) [-]
you see? its the dinsey generation. i peeked over my sisters shoulder (i was waiting for the PC obviously) and i caught some of "party in the USA"

i have seen less exposed flesh at a surgens convention...

then its compelling kids to start dating at age six (see cory in the house and most episodes of the suite life the only half durable show) and we are setting our kids up to be STD ridden failures
#74 - Absolute Madman (12/05/2009) [-]
We all need to chill... we've all met someone, male and female, whose been retarded, obsessive, rude, ungrateful, suffocating, primative, aggressive, obnoxious, narcassistic, clueless, unempathetic, jealous-- you get it. All of those qualities are completely subjective. You don't have to be a man or woman to pocess them. So... let's all stop being stereotypical little fags and move on to another picture, before this turns into anymore of a chauvinist/femanist debate session for insecure commenters.
#73 - Absolute Madman (12/05/2009) [-]
that thing was too long i was 2/3 done with it, then i skipped to the end

captcha: swear
#72 - Absolute Madman (12/05/2009) [+] (5 replies)
That's why I recommend finding a nice, kinda quiet tomboy to date.
#56 - PedoBearTheGreat (12/04/2009) [+] (1 reply)
#81 to #56 - Absolute Madman (12/05/2009) [-]
#40 - sadgirl **User deleted account** (12/04/2009) [+] (9 replies)
this is hilarious but honestly, are women really that bad? i don't do any of what he describes. i pay for my own **** , i don't need someone to buy ANYTHING i was for me. i feel better when i work for it and can buy it. i listen to mostly korn and the hubby likes korn so no problems there. i just don't get it i guess. why be with us if we cause that many problems and you actually feel that way? i feel sorry for the guys that end up with women like this...
#43 to #40 - Absolute Madman (12/04/2009) [-]
yeah you women are real strong and independent... until something goes wrong
#36 - Absolute Madman (12/04/2009) [+] (1 reply)
...heh heh...he spelled apologize wrong...
#34 - Absolute Madman (12/04/2009) [-]
This kid has nerve to ask about dating on the internet, but 10 is way to young to date. I had to quit sports in 8th grade, because of my girlfriend. And I was the big deal.
#24 - Absolute Madman (12/04/2009) [-]
i wish somebody gave me that advice
#16 - Absolute Madman (12/04/2009) [+] (5 replies)
listen you little a- holes, most women are not like this... you onlypoicture them to be like this because you can't get any and this is how your portray them... so get off your asses and actually talk to a real girl you anti- social little pricks :D
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