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How many oi you people are there? The age innit is 13 but you run around waving your
ll m“ at the mods, announcing your ages.
You' re ll}. you can' t even get it up yet so whats the point? Use this great early time of
REE your life to play video games. play sports. watch TV and do all the things that you
enjoy doing because once you get sucked into the girlfriends' wife system that all goes
out the window and you spend your the having to watch dancing shows on TV. order
pizza with - sweetener on it pretend that their problems and the porblems of all
their idiot make interesting listening. no to here where the beer costs the earth
but it' s all justified because it does ‘nice cocktails“, hang out with her friends who have
the combined ill of a twist with a crack habit and who all date guys who use so
much hair gel you could bounce has bottles little ''", do ‘sweet’
things like buying her stuff and when I say stem mean shoes and bags and meals and
drinks and whatever else she can get her hands on. play the counter to her inferiority
complex ALL the ‘mm time l_"" what are you talking about? you dent need to diet you
took great?' repeat loo times a day to no effect whatsoever]. update yourself whenever
yams not exactly where she expects you to be when she expects you to be there.
watch films without a single inks or gunfight which end without any warning or closure.
tent your Essence into a pathetic and of digital shrine to her or else face the
constant complaint that you' re ashamed of her, pretend that her new shoes look great
despite her having just spent a week' s worth of student loan on some shoes that look
almost identical ta at least 3 of the 32, 804 pairs of shoes that she already “m” has
most of which wists paid for by you, Hates to her music and wish for the sound of
on a blackboard as it would he immensely more pleasing than the "music"
coming out of her speakers {which themselves sound like they were made by a blind
old man with crippling arthritis and an unnatural love for the sound of tinfoil being waved
around) and seems to go on for about the amount ethnic it should and pretend
that Friends is anything other than a festering pile of, 'MEI
l apologise- Just a little worked up after "anniversary of when we that started dating‘
weekend with the missus (3 guesses who paid format}.
On the was side you get laid but, this can be achieved try tracing for {drunken}
stage which come to think of it is a better option. Funny that-
imam
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#42 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/04/2009) [-]
at times like this i'm glad that i'm single.
#24 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
i wish somebody gave me that advice
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#1 - chrispbacon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 to #1 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK!!!
#45 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
Someone find this man and give him a goddamn medal
#70 to #45 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
damn straight! man speaks the truth and anyone who has had a relationship can attest that all of that is ******* true lol
User avatar #58 to #45 - SantaC (12/04/2009) [-]
amen to that!
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#63 to #58 - thedoctor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#68 to #63 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
I
User avatar #17 - TillyFlonka (12/04/2009) [-]
I lol'd, but I felt bad for the guy. I'm a girl and I have honestly never done anything like that to any guy I dated.
User avatar #52 to #17 - CommanderDarkstar (12/04/2009) [-]
LIES!!!!!
#20 to #17 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
Shouldn't you be making me a sammich somewhere?
#21 to #20 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
Shouldn't you stop ******* yourself?
#27 to #21 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
epic win
#35 to #27 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
complete win
#33 to #21 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
*Fap Fap Fap Fap*
Just did bitch
#46 to #33 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
lulwat?
User avatar #37 - FAISCISTBUG (12/04/2009) [-]
rofl this guys prolly scarred the kid for life...he'll probly get a bill from this kids parents for the therapist sessions
#39 to #37 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
watch the kid turn out gay LMAO!!!!!
User avatar #29 - Jesi (12/04/2009) [-]
The only reason that I can imagine him still being with her is that the sex must be really good. Or her dad has a lot of guns. Lol
User avatar #12 - shlacka (12/04/2009) [-]
I, of course, read it in my head. But even still, I did not breath the entire time it took me to read it.

This is exactly why I consider this little high school "romances" to be extremly stupid and a whole ******** of wasted time (I'm fifteen).

This is also why sluts should be treated equally and fairly. They are gifts from the gods.
#15 to #12 - kalizkan (12/04/2009) [-]
you are the proof that holding your breath for too long can cause brain damage
#18 to #12 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
i purposely avoided all that high school relationship ****
only down side started college as a virgin but not that hard to fix now that some woman are semi mature
#22 to #12 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
Just got dumped, eh?
User avatar #88 to #22 - shlacka (12/05/2009) [-]
*sighs*

No, #22, I'm a loner.

#47, yes.

Kalizkan, brain damage? You must be reffering to the slut comment, so I say you're old, gay, both, or a chick.
User avatar #13 to #12 - Simplebowman (12/04/2009) [-]
"Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy" - Cordazar Calvin Broadus
#14 to #13 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
bitches ain't **** but hoes n tricks
#4 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
Dr.Cox?
#44 - ericdatampon (12/04/2009) [-]
the thing is this guys telling the truth and i get to tell my girlfriend she doesnt need a diet 10x a day and if i dont write that i love her all over my myspace and make a 3 paragraph heroes about her it means im embarrassed to be with her and she goes to these stupid conclusions thinking shes the uglyest thing in the would and that i hate her and that im cheating on her and if another girl is 22 on my top its the end of the world
#23 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
this guy just seems rly whipped. am i rite?
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#59 to #23 - brexruls **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#65 to #59 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
i dont think sensible people call each other by the number comment they are..
#28 to #23 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
a little bit. but he does show a good point.
#30 to #28 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
uhm sounds to me like hes got the wrong ****** woman, all women like that should end up with complete douchbags who force them to lower their standards to realistic expectations and then go out with sensible men like us, if we feel like accepting them
#32 to #30 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
but then, 30, there would be no more women left for the good people
#77 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
you see? its the dinsey generation. i peeked over my sisters shoulder (i was waiting for the PC obviously) and i caught some of "party in the USA"

i have seen less exposed flesh at a surgens convention...

then its compelling kids to start dating at age six (see cory in the house and most episodes of the suite life the only half durable show) and we are setting our kids up to be STD ridden failures
#71 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
i want that guy to be my dad!!
#80 to #71 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
PWND BITCH
#75 to #71 - Hawild (12/05/2009) [-]
but then you mum would be a bitch :/
#82 to #75 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
My Mams already a bitch, it woul really mae much of a difference with me XD
#8 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
Someone has a ****** life :(
#74 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
We all need to chill... we've all met someone, male and female, whose been retarded, obsessive, rude, ungrateful, suffocating, primative, aggressive, obnoxious, narcassistic, clueless, unempathetic, jealous-- you get it. All of those qualities are completely subjective. You don't have to be a man or woman to pocess them. So... let's all stop being stereotypical little fags and move on to another picture, before this turns into anymore of a chauvinist/femanist debate session for insecure commenters.
#72 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
That's why I recommend finding a nice, kinda quiet tomboy to date.
#76 to #72 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
im a nice, quiet, tomboy
#79 to #76 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
I GOTTA FEELING!
(OOOOO, HOOOOOO!)
THAT TOO NIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD GOOD NIGHT!

I GOTTA FEELING!
#83 to #79 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
Dude, get your hand out of ya pants...
User avatar #84 to #83 - mylodude (12/05/2009) [-]
you mean off of his forehead, ooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#85 to #72 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
or, perhaps, a tall blond an eastern European model who doesn't speak English very well, trained as a contortionist, and suffers below the neck alopecia...
#50 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
...you make me sound bad :[ Though Im not really like that....I prefer horror movies :/
#9 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
He's British..this explains everything.
#34 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
This kid has nerve to ask about dating on the internet, but 10 is way to young to date. I had to quit sports in 8th grade, because of my girlfriend. And I was the big deal.
#40 - sadgirl **User deleted account** (12/04/2009) [-]
this is hilarious but honestly, are women really that bad? i don't do any of what he describes. i pay for my own **** , i don't need someone to buy ANYTHING i was for me. i feel better when i work for it and can buy it. i listen to mostly korn and the hubby likes korn so no problems there. i just don't get it i guess. why be with us if we cause that many problems and you actually feel that way? i feel sorry for the guys that end up with women like this...
User avatar #51 to #40 - CommanderDarkstar (12/04/2009) [-]
Girls are so incredibly complex, and the worst part about it is they have no idea the **** they put us through so shut the **** up. Every girl is like this and you can't deny it.
#57 to #51 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
Boys and incredibly disabled whe it comes to miniscule tasks. The worst part is that most of the time they're in a drunken stupor or is just smokin' out wit his buddies cause he thinks he'll get big dick points if he does. They have no idea how idiotic they are and sometimes makes the girl grateful for being girls, so shut the **** up. Every boy/man is like this and you can't deny it, you know why? Because the penis is nothing but disorganized flesh which hangs limply till something inanimate is seen or something has more curves than the number '8'.

Yesh, sexism hurts don't it? Swallow that down you cunt-jealous faggot.
#64 to #57 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
WHERES MY SAMMICH?!?!?!?
#69 to #57 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
in general a ton of people are ******* retards, but when girls are ******* retards it's so much worse
#62 to #57 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
"Boys and incredibly disabled whe it comes to miniscule tasks." (are* and when*, first off)
Fix for this problem: Stop hanging out with retards.
"The worst part is that most of the time they're in a drunken stupor or is just smokin' out wit his buddies cause he thinks he'll get big dick points if he does."
Fix for this problem: See above.
"They have no idea how idiotic they are and sometimes makes the girl grateful for being girls, so shut the **** up."
Half the time I see this, girls complaining about idiocy, half the time they are in envy of our freedom because we aren't superficial nickpickers.
As for the rest? Go go powers of irrelevancy. Going off subject and throwing pointless insults totally proves your point/intelligence.
#66 to #62 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
The problem was she/he was typing too fast. It's common among people who want to get it out of their way.

Also, about freedom, WHAT freedom? Boys and girls do the stupidest crap at equal levels, yet also make the smartist decisions. It ain't all about 'who's the better race', it nothing but a stupid argument talking about pride.

Also, aren't you insulting him/her enough with just you saying how dumb he/she might be? Your not proving your point as well as she/he is trying to.
#67 to #66 - anon (12/05/2009) [-]
Not taking the time to get into the habit of correcting your spelling errors could very easily screw you over later on in life.

Freedom as in, "Men get to walk around without shirts on." "Men get to fight with their best friends and not have to ignore them for months afterwards."

Race =/= gender, and regardless, I'm not making a single remark based on pride, nor have I made any comment about males being "better" than females or vice versa. My point is that everything is irrelevant, and people need to make their own observations, and not bitch so much about other people being prejudiced. (which I know seems hypocritical at this point, but I'm naturally longwinded)

I wasn't aware I called this person "dumb", but okay.
#86 to #51 - sadgirl **User deleted account** (12/05/2009) [-]
no mr. commanderdarkstar every woman is NOT like this, i am nothing like that. i can hold my own and i don't need a man to take care of me, i can do it all on my own.
#43 to #40 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
yeah you women are real strong and independent... until something goes wrong
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