Anger managment; worth the read. THERES SUGAR IN MY BUTT HOLE!!. Anger Management When you occasionally have had a really bad day, and you lust need to take it
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Anger managment; worth the read

THERES SUGAR IN MY BUTT HOLE!!

Anger Management
When you occasionally have had a really bad day, and you lust need to
take it out on someone, don' t take it out on someone you know, take it
out on someone you don' t know, but who really deserves it!
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I' d forgotten to
make.
I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying 'Hello.'
I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear: 'Get the right l'** ing
number!', and the phone was slammed down on me.
I couldn' t believe that anyone could be so rude.
When I tracked down Robyn' s correct number to call her, I found that I
had accidentally transposed the last two digits.
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled ‘You' re an ',
and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word ' ******** next to it, and put it in
my desk drawer.
Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad
day, I' d call him up and yell,
You' re an ******* !‘
It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic ' ********
calling would have to stop.
So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the
telephone company.
I' m calling to see if you' re familiar with our Caller ID Prgram?'
He yelled 'Nol' and slammed down the phone.
I quickly called him back and said, 'That' s because you' re an
******* !', and hung up.
one day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off, and pulled into the spot I had
patiently waited tor.
I hit the horn and yelled that I' d been waiting for that spot, but the idiot
ignored me.
I noticed a ‘For Sale' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his
number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first ******* (I had his
number on speed dial), I thought that I' d better call the BMW ******* ,
too.
I said, 'ls this the man with the black BMW for sale?'
He said, Yes, it is.'
I then asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?'
He said, Yes, I live at 34 Oratree Blvd, in Fairfax.
It' s a yellow ranch style house and the car' s parked right out in front.'
I asked, 'What' s your name?'
He said, 'My name is Don Hansen,'
I asked, 'when' s a good time to catch you, Don?‘
He said, Tm home every evening after mm.'
I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?‘
He said, Yes?'
I said, 'Don, you' re an ******* !‘
Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two ******** to call.
Then I came up with an idea...
I called ******* M.
He said, 'Hello.'
I said, ‘You' re an ******* !‘ (but I didn' t hang up.)
He asked, 'Are you still there?'
He screamed, 'Stop calling me,'
I said, 'Make me,'
He asked, ‘who are you?‘
I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'
He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?‘
I said, ‘ ******* , I live at 34 Oratree Blvd, in Fairfax, it' s a yellow ranch
style home and, I have a black Beemer parked in front.‘
He said, Tm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
saying your prayers.'
I said, Yeah, like I' m really scared, ******* ,' and hung up.
Then I called ******* #2.
He said, 'Hello?'
I said, 'Hella, ******* .‘
He yelled, 'lfl ever Md out who you are...‘
I said, ‘You' ll what?'
He exclaimed, Tll kick your ass,'
I answered, 'Well, ******* , here' s your chance. I' m coming over right
Then I hung up and immediately called the Police, saying that I lived at
34 Oratree Blvd in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill
my gay lover.
Then I called Channel T News about the gay war going down on
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax.
I got there lust in time to watch two ******** beating the crap out of
each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter, and
surrounded by a news crew.
Now, I feel MUCH better!
Anger management really does work!
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User avatar #308 - DamonBaird (10/09/2010) [-]
Epic at its highest level
User avatar #309 to #307 - lilgood (10/09/2010) [-]
Copy and Paste them in ur address bar together, all of it
User avatar #302 - humanityslasthope (10/09/2010) [-]
I laugh every time I see this.
User avatar #311 to #302 - dontresistpedobear (10/09/2010) [-]
which means we've both seen it more then once:(
User avatar #312 to #311 - humanityslasthope (10/09/2010) [-]
Correct. I don't mind reposts though. I actually like seeing them again because I have a bad memory and the same stuff seems to make me laugh over and over again.
User avatar #296 - psychosamm (10/09/2010) [-]
That...Is...Amazing... :')
#295 - visom (10/09/2010) [-]
wow everytime this is reposted, it always make #1, i guess i should repost this every 2 weeks to hit lvl28
#294 - evilminionx (10/09/2010) [-]
******* retoast '-'
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#292 - adfin **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #293 to #292 - hitmanisback (10/09/2010) [-]
holy **** close
User avatar #290 - theJFR (10/09/2010) [-]
umm this isent orignal btw lol
#289 - Aidansub (10/09/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
#288 - vitaminboy (10/09/2010) [-]
funnyjunk is like a goldfish because it can't remember hat was posted 3 seconds ago
funnyjunk is like a goldfish because it can't remember hat was posted 3 seconds ago
User avatar #286 - TheIllestVillan (10/09/2010) [-]
This is no normal re-toast. This is French Re-Toast. Still toast, but so much sweeter.
#285 - wolfiethepirate **User deleted account** (10/09/2010) [-]
fairfax castle
#284 - TheHaloGuy (10/09/2010) [-]
First!
First!
User avatar #282 - GregTV (10/09/2010) [-]
uhhhh this is from a youtube video.
User avatar #279 - yumeakumu (10/09/2010) [-]
my favorite retoast...but its still a retoast.....>.>
#281 to #279 - anonymous (10/09/2010) [-]
This makes me wonder if there are no new jokes. This has been retoasted so many times it's burnt.
User avatar #283 to #281 - yumeakumu (10/09/2010) [-]
its so burnt its ashes :(
#278 - wamboozle (10/09/2010) [-]
I'll KICK YOUR ASS
#277 - anonymous (10/09/2010) [-]
#275 - townshend (10/09/2010) [-]
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED
#291 to #275 - anonymous (10/09/2010) [-]
Shut the **** up...
User avatar #313 to #291 - yummehMOO (10/09/2010) [-]
got told by an anon.
that's when you know you really suck
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