The God Of Ranting. Did you read it in Dr. Cox's ranting voice?. You know, Bob, I' been thinking about all the times that vou' manipulated me and toyed with me, dr cox scrubs ra
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The God Of Ranting

Did you read it in Dr. Cox's ranting voice?

You know, Bob, I' been thinking about all the times that vou'
manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well, I can' t help but recall
that children' s fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-
chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the
chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running
out in front of the tortoise and taunting him; but right at the end --
gosh, I' m sure you remember what happened, Bob -- the tortoise bit
the chief of medicines calf muscle, dragged him to the
ground, where he and all the other turtles devoured him alive, right
there on the racetrack. It' s a... disturbing children' s book, Bob, I
know, but it' s one that stuck with me, nonetheless."
The God of all Ranting
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#14 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
#18 to #14 - Luvar (12/03/2009) [-]
Bob Kelso
User avatar #8 - Dusk (12/03/2009) [-]
i Read it in his Voice!
User avatar #72 - TarnRazor (12/04/2009) [-]
What kind of idiot in his right mind wouldn't read this in his voice?! It makes it so much epicer.
User avatar #1 - NaR (12/03/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Dr. Cox = WIN
+6
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User avatar #66 - demiroyal (12/04/2009) [-]
DR COX IS MY ******* HERO!
#10 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [+] (2 replies)
i literally justed finished watching the first 2 episodes of season 9 a couple seconds ago. i think that theyre good, i dont know why people keep dissin it.
User avatar #23 to #10 - butterfingers (12/03/2009) [-]
I personally don't like the new season of Scrubs, it just isn't the same without the main characters :(

plus I think that Lucy chick is a sucky actress, and I hate hearing her inner-monologue, I mean seriously, you can't freaking replace J.D with some random chick.
#40 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [+] (1 reply)
who else read it in his voice
User avatar #42 to #40 - AdmiralAwesome (12/04/2009) [-]
I think that's pretty much the idea
User avatar #38 - Bacula (12/04/2009) [-]
No, the god of Ranting is Foamy the squirrel.
#26 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [+] (4 replies)
******* love this show. favorite characters:

1. Dr. Cox
2. Turk
3. Ted
User avatar #33 to #29 - luakazuki (12/04/2009) [-]
1. Dr. Cox
2. The Todd
3. Janitor
xD
#13 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Did anyone else read it in his voice?
User avatar #16 to #13 - Cnorris (12/03/2009) [-]
hell yea i did
User avatar #69 - OneHundredandFifty (12/04/2009) [-]
i think im ****** in the head...

first, i read it in dr cox's voice. then, it switched to dr. house's voice. to finish, good news everyone - i read it in dr farnsworth's voice!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! too many television doctors!!!
User avatar #68 - id fuck (12/04/2009) [-]
I actually tried to NOT read it in his voice, **** failed.
User avatar #51 - BIpolar Kittens (12/04/2009) [+] (2 replies)
quote from elliot - "I started an I hate Cox chat room online but all i got was 2 interns and 50,000 lesbeins"

or something like that. It made me rofl back in the day.
#15 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I think this is goddly. The only correction I would make is that Cox uses Bob-o instead of Bob.
#21 to #15 - blondblueeyedgirl (12/03/2009) [-]
lol I autocorrected that in my head!
User avatar #41 - hellpickle (12/04/2009) [-]
Dr. Coxx is the father of WIN

captcha: padre
User avatar #31 - jacobkay (12/04/2009) [+] (2 replies)
omg i love dr. cox...
ew... bob and his wife went at it like monkeys on their counter XD
i ******* love scrubs!! i cried on the series finally XD and :"(
#27 - GhostBuster **User deleted account** (12/03/2009) [-]
Oh, yes, My Overkill. Loved that episode, loved the rant, and loved this picture.
#47 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
who has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap bob celso
#3 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [+] (1 reply)
He...he has...he has JUST surpassed my level of skill.....I MUST IMPROVE MY SMARTASSERY! *climbs mountains* *swims across the seas* *treks across the desert* *cuts his way through the jungle* *fights his way through a war* *sneaks his way through a Shaoling Ninjitsu Monastery* *takes his final, weak kneed steps in front of the master of rantings house and calls out....* Lewis....*cough* Black....I must learn the seceret of your ways! *cough cough* To be continued......- Jake The Wise Old Hippy
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