The God Of Ranting. Did you read it in Dr. Cox's ranting voice?. You know, Bob, I' been thinking about all the times that vou' manipulated me and toyed with me, dr cox scrubs ra
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The God Of Ranting

The God Of Ranting. Did you read it in Dr. Cox's ranting voice?. You know, Bob, I' been thinking about all the times that vou' manipulated me and toyed with me,

Did you read it in Dr. Cox's ranting voice?

You know, Bob, I' been thinking about all the times that vou'
manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well, I can' t help but recall
that children' s fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-
chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the
chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running
out in front of the tortoise and taunting him; but right at the end --
gosh, I' m sure you remember what happened, Bob -- the tortoise bit
the chief of medicines calf muscle, dragged him to the
ground, where he and all the other turtles devoured him alive, right
there on the racetrack. It' s a... disturbing children' s book, Bob, I
know, but it' s one that stuck with me, nonetheless."
The God of all Ranting
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#11 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
i re-he-he-he-ally think that doctor cox is funniest when he stretches out his words
User avatar #8 - Dusk (12/03/2009) [-]
i Read it in his Voice!
#14 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
#18 to #14 - Luvar (12/03/2009) [-]
Bob Kelso
#17 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
EEEAAAAGGGLLLEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#15 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
I think this is goddly. The only correction I would make is that Cox uses Bob-o instead of Bob.
#21 to #15 - blondblueeyedgirl (12/03/2009) [-]
lol I autocorrected that in my head!
#20 to #15 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
not to mention the stretched vowels
#22 to #20 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
Want to hear me make a two syllable word into a five syllable word?
User avatar #49 to #22 - Jameshaich (12/04/2009) [-]
I Re-he-he-heealy Don't have the time for this bob-o
#7 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
JD is coming in for a SNEAK HUG!!
User avatar #1 - NaR (12/03/2009) [-]
Dr. Cox = WIN
#5 to #1 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
he really knows how to C-O-M-M-I-T-T-T-T-T-tea *sips tea*
#13 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
Did anyone else read it in his voice?
#45 to #13 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
it is quite impossible not to
#37 to #13 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
impossible not to
User avatar #16 to #13 - Cnorris (12/03/2009) [-]
hell yea i did
User avatar #19 to #16 - MercurySenshi (12/03/2009) [-]
ditto
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#6 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
It's about time his greatness was recognized.
#79 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
dr cox's voice is now in my head. epic.
User avatar #72 - TarnRazor (12/04/2009) [-]
What kind of idiot in his right mind wouldn't read this in his voice?! It makes it so much epicer.
User avatar #66 - demiroyal (12/04/2009) [-]
DR COX IS MY ******* HERO!
#43 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
scrubs is the most epic win around
#40 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
who else read it in his voice
User avatar #42 to #40 - AdmiralAwesome (12/04/2009) [-]
I think that's pretty much the idea
#10 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
i literally justed finished watching the first 2 episodes of season 9 a couple seconds ago. i think that theyre good, i dont know why people keep dissin it.
#12 to #10 - Thrasher (12/03/2009) [-]
It's just not the same man. It needs the original characters. :(
User avatar #23 to #10 - butterfingers (12/03/2009) [-]
I personally don't like the new season of Scrubs, it just isn't the same without the main characters :(

plus I think that Lucy chick is a sucky actress, and I hate hearing her inner-monologue, I mean seriously, you can't freaking replace J.D with some random chick.
#30 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
Yeah, you can pretty much just assume the fetal position when you see Dr. Cox coming.
#71 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
Dr. Cox beats foamy any day
User avatar #38 - Bacula (12/04/2009) [-]
No, the god of Ranting is Foamy the squirrel.
User avatar #51 - BIpolar Kittens (12/04/2009) [-]
quote from elliot - "I started an I hate Cox chat room online but all i got was 2 interns and 50,000 lesbeins"

or something like that. It made me rofl back in the day.
#52 to #51 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
yeah thats right i saw it today
#55 to #51 - anon (12/04/2009) [-]
S-Slim Cognito?! Damn! You really are everywhere!
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