The God Of Ranting. Did you read it in Dr. Cox's ranting voice?. You know, Bob, I' been thinking about all the times that vou' manipulated me and toyed with me,
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The God Of Ranting

Did you read it in Dr. Cox's ranting voice?

You know, Bob, I' been thinking about all the times that vou'
manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well, I can' t help but recall
that children' s fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-
chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the
chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running
out in front of the tortoise and taunting him; but right at the end --
gosh, I' m sure you remember what happened, Bob -- the tortoise bit
the chief of medicines calf muscle, dragged him to the
ground, where he and all the other turtles devoured him alive, right
there on the racetrack. It' s a... disturbing children' s book, Bob, I
know, but it' s one that stuck with me, nonetheless."
The God of all Ranting
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Submitted: 12/03/2009
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#83 - anonymous (02/20/2010) [-]
Haha! I did read it in Dr. Cox's voice. That kind of studdering that he does to make him seem innocent and unaware that he is crushing you heart.
#82 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
everytime my friend says something clever, and i think i am defeated... i just look deep inside and ask myself.... what would Dr. Cox do.... and then I know... They are so ****** .
#81 - anonymous (12/29/2009) [-]
EASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN.
#80 - anonymous (12/06/2009) [-]
im watching scrubs right noww
#79 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
dr cox's voice is now in my head. epic.
#78 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
it is good no joke paste this comment to 3 more pictures and press Alt. princess will go on screen and undress . k??
#74 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
hah, love J.D. in the backround.
he's always there....
#77 to #74 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
just see him scootering past with a choir "lalalalala"
epic moment...
#73 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
it is good no joke paste this comment to 3 more pictures and press Alt. princess will go on screen and undress
User avatar #72 - TarnRazor ONLINE (12/04/2009) [-]
What kind of idiot in his right mind wouldn't read this in his voice?! It makes it so much epicer.
#71 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
Dr. Cox beats foamy any day
User avatar #70 - Bacula ONLINE (12/04/2009) [-]
No, Foamy is the god of Ranting.
User avatar #69 - OneHundredandFifty (12/04/2009) [-]
i think im ****** in the head...

first, i read it in dr cox's voice. then, it switched to dr. house's voice. to finish, good news everyone - i read it in dr farnsworth's voice!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! too many television doctors!!!
User avatar #68 - id fuck (12/04/2009) [-]
I actually tried to NOT read it in his voice, **** failed.
#67 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
I read it in his voice.
User avatar #66 - demiroyal (12/04/2009) [-]
DR COX IS MY ******* HERO!
#64 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
Sorry, Dennis Leary is the God of all ranting.
#63 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
and its gonna all be over in one week
no more scrubs
User avatar #75 to #63 - GaryOak (12/04/2009) [-]
wut
#62 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (12/04/2009) [-]
Honestly, the last episode of last season was supposed to be the ************* series finale. It ended with J.D. talking about how he's gonna miss everyone and how that chapter of his life ended. And after the episode the they showed footage of the cast hugging each other goodbye. But they make another ******* season? What the **** !!! Believe me, I would be delighted to see more Scrubs if they didn't pull this **** . They're basically like "Okay, no more Scrubs, it's over, done. Never mind, we want some more money."
User avatar #76 to #62 - GaryOak (12/04/2009) [-]
Apparently the creator, Bill Lawrence, originally wanted the Ninth season to be a spinoff that shared some of the same characters called "Scrubs: Med School" but ABC, or whoever was responsible wouldn't have it.
#65 to #62 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
STFU Please
#61 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
you might all be too young to know who dennis miller is
#60 - anonymous (12/04/2009) [-]
I actually heard his whistle thing first then i started readin in his voice lol He is the master fictional doc
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