The God Of Ranting. Did you read it in Dr. Cox's ranting voice?. You know, Bob, I' been thinking about all the times that vou' manipulated me and toyed with me,
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The God Of Ranting

Did you read it in Dr. Cox's ranting voice?

You know, Bob, I' been thinking about all the times that vou'
manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well, I can' t help but recall
that children' s fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-
chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the
chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running
out in front of the tortoise and taunting him; but right at the end --
gosh, I' m sure you remember what happened, Bob -- the tortoise bit
the chief of medicines calf muscle, dragged him to the
ground, where he and all the other turtles devoured him alive, right
there on the racetrack. It' s a... disturbing children' s book, Bob, I
know, but it' s one that stuck with me, nonetheless."
The God of all Ranting
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Submitted: 12/03/2009
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#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [-]
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
#18 to #14 - Luvar (12/03/2009) [-]
Bob Kelso
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [-]
i re-he-he-he-ally think that doctor cox is funniest when he stretches out his words
User avatar #8 - Dusk (12/03/2009) [-]
i Read it in his Voice!
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Did anyone else read it in his voice?
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/04/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Cox VS House?
money on house
#36 to #34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/04/2009) [-]
cox is the original house and at least ten times funnier. i miss the janitor
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [+] (4 replies)
I think this is goddly. The only correction I would make is that Cox uses Bob-o instead of Bob.
User avatar #72 - TarnRazor (12/04/2009) [-]
What kind of idiot in his right mind wouldn't read this in his voice?! It makes it so much epicer.
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [-]
JD is coming in for a SNEAK HUG!!
User avatar #1 - NaR (12/03/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Dr. Cox = WIN
#9 - thedoctor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #66 - demiroyal (12/04/2009) [-]
DR COX IS MY ******* HERO!
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [+] (2 replies)
i literally justed finished watching the first 2 episodes of season 9 a couple seconds ago. i think that theyre good, i dont know why people keep dissin it.
User avatar #23 to #10 - butterfingers (12/03/2009) [-]
I personally don't like the new season of Scrubs, it just isn't the same without the main characters :(

plus I think that Lucy chick is a sucky actress, and I hate hearing her inner-monologue, I mean seriously, you can't freaking replace J.D with some random chick.
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [-]
It's about time his greatness was recognized.
#79 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/04/2009) [-]
dr cox's voice is now in my head. epic.
#71 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/04/2009) [-]
Dr. Cox beats foamy any day
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/04/2009) [-]
scrubs is the most epic win around
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/04/2009) [+] (1 reply)
who else read it in his voice
User avatar #38 - Bacula ONLINE (12/04/2009) [-]
No, the god of Ranting is Foamy the squirrel.
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [+] (4 replies)
******* love this show. favorite characters:

1. Dr. Cox
2. Turk
3. Ted
User avatar #33 to #29 - luakazuki (12/04/2009) [-]
1. Dr. Cox
2. The Todd
3. Janitor
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