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Quotations
l never forget a face, but in
your case HI be glad to make
an exception"
Groucho Marx
If you try and take a cat apart to see
how it works, the first thing you have
on your hands is cat.
Douglas Adams '
The appropriate age for marriage
is around eighteen for girls and
for men."
L- Aristotle
Run for office'? No. I' slept with
i too many women, I' done too
many drugs, and I' been to
too many parties.
George Clooney
If you were my husband, iii
I' d put arsenic in your v
coffee.
Lady's; Astor ,
Madame, if I were
your husband,
l _ T l Iwould drink it.
f, k -Winston Churchill
I celebrated Thanksgiving in
Oldfashioned way. l invite F"
in my neighborhood to-
my house, we balan en s
feast, and Hm killed the _ T d
took their land. f
Jon Stewart
A pair of powerful spectacles
has sometimes sufficed to
cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche
When did I realie I was God?
Well, I was praying and I
suddenly realized I was talking
to myself.
Peter O' Toole
With my wife I don' t get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to
the best woman a man ever had.'
The me.
Rodney Dangerfield
If you' re a lesbian, why P
are you turning me on'?"
Stephen Colbert PT'"
I rage's is when I cut my finger.'
Comedy is when you fall into
an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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#319 - ICEDgrunge (10/07/2010) [-]
my first comment!i hope i dont fujck up!
#379 to #319 - walkerboh (06/27/2012) [-]
Nag man, you did pretty well
#4 - Gawd (10/07/2010) [-]
#20 - anon (10/07/2010) [-]
"I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?" ~Homer Simpson
#41 - JustAGamer (10/07/2010) [-]
Derp
User avatar #49 to #41 - Covenantkilla (10/07/2010) [-]
hahaha
#21 - moketu (10/07/2010) [-]
#2 - anon (10/06/2010) [-]
y this no make front paige?
#36 to #2 - picamix (10/07/2010) [-]
y u no spell properly
+4
#63 to #36 - BlueWaffles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64 to #63 - picamix (10/07/2010) [-]
white triangle?
+1
#65 to #64 - BlueWaffles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3 to #2 - soulsilver (10/07/2010) [-]
Y U NO HAVE PICTURE?
User avatar #5 to #3 - Setari (10/07/2010) [-]
I lol'd
#22 to #5 - pedroursus **User deleted account** (10/07/2010) [-]
Y U NO ROFL?!
#304 - anon (10/07/2010) [-]
Things funnyjunkers say after sex
User avatar #311 to #304 - StormEagle (10/07/2010) [-]
soggy retoast :)
#371 to #304 - xxhaXXoxx (10/07/2010) [-]
Make. Me. A. Sammich.
Make. Me. A. Sammich.
#317 to #304 - SaddyTastical (10/07/2010) [-]
GTFO  
No Srsly  
Leave.
GTFO
No Srsly
Leave.
User avatar #359 to #304 - bsean (10/07/2010) [-]
your way better than my right hand
User avatar #360 to #304 - Wumbologist (10/07/2010) [-]
I'm so sorry...that's...never happened to me before.
+2
#336 to #304 - Shimigami **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #348 to #304 - KingGoron (10/07/2010) [-]
that was great, oh yeah, and the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
#307 to #304 - Tussey (10/07/2010) [-]
I smell bacon.
#316 to #307 - anon (10/07/2010) [-]
Fifteen thumbs for more.
#325 to #316 - anon (10/07/2010) [-]
Fatal Error.
User avatar #331 to #304 - marriland (10/07/2010) [-]
fatal error
#309 to #304 - anon (10/07/2010) [-]
Mom????
User avatar #312 to #304 - TheReich (10/07/2010) [-]
Is it okay if I pay you in gum? You filthy whore?
#318 to #304 - Serb (10/07/2010) [-]
i have no money
do you take coupons?
#275 - DorkButton (10/07/2010) [-]
Eskimos are basically Ice Mexicans - Stephen Colbert
#312 to #275 - Tussey (10/07/2010) [-]
If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it burn when I put Windex in them?
If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it burn when I put Windex in them?
#59 - The useful idiot (10/07/2010) [-]
Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop  
-Scatman
Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop
-Scatman
#45 - CreepyNeighbor (10/07/2010) [-]
these men




are GODS!
#256 to #45 - anon (10/07/2010) [-]
no their not, their liberal jews who should be 4th and 5th in line for execution. obama, biden, and pelosi are before them >:D
User avatar #289 to #45 - melee (10/07/2010) [-]
Steven Colbert
worlds most famus Troll
he will go to the president and make fun of him by using his own power
he has his own army to bend to his will
he has even gotten a message Anonymous
tell me how he doesn't take real news and troll the **** out of it?
#294 to #289 - melee (10/07/2010) [-]
also he imitates a meme making some /b/tards believe he Steven Colbert himself is a /b/tard
#50 to #45 - Sockopolis (10/07/2010) [-]
Stephen Colbert.  
FOR.  
THE.   
			*******		.  
WIN.
Stephen Colbert.
FOR.
THE.
******* .
WIN.
User avatar #46 - patriotic canadian (10/07/2010) [-]
my favorite is another from Groucho

"i find TV very educational. whenever someone turns it on, i leave the room and go read a good book"
User avatar #47 to #46 - allshadesofwhite (10/07/2010) [-]
another one from groucho: " Are you Following me?" " Yes" "then stop or i'll call the cops"
User avatar #48 to #47 - patriotic canadian (10/07/2010) [-]
or another

(girl) "or professor! you're so full of whimsy!"

(groucho) "really? can you smell it from there?"
User avatar #18 - Savos Mok (10/07/2010) [-]
Winston Churchill, FTW!
+11
#51 - FAILmadeofWIN **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #130 - TheSchwartz (10/07/2010) [-]
"My cock is much bigger than yours!" SOAD
User avatar #1 - FloggingMolly (10/06/2010) [-]
I like it
#7 to #1 - anon (10/07/2010) [-]
really? do you now? well i do to : )
User avatar #9 to #1 - noamk (10/07/2010) [-]
i noticed your name.
flogging molly kicks so much ass!
E'ire FTW!
User avatar #56 to #9 - FloggingMolly (10/07/2010) [-]
Thank you everybody!! :'D
User avatar #17 to #1 - deathoath (10/07/2010) [-]
flogging molly rocks, so you get a thumb.
User avatar #31 to #17 - wulfdogkat (10/07/2010) [-]
love your avatar, avenged sevenfold right? i got their new cd today
NIGHTMAAAAAAAAAARE!
User avatar #124 to #31 - deathoath (10/07/2010) [-]
why yes. thanks and to you geting there cd i say good job you just graced your house with badass
User avatar #131 to #124 - wulfdogkat (10/07/2010) [-]
yes, it is truly badass
#92 - Mynd (10/07/2010) [-]
"It is a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a womans separation, this kind of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
-Eric Cartman
User avatar #368 to #92 - CreepyNeighbor (10/07/2010) [-]
is that clear or do you need a demonstration?
#32 - VladDracula (10/07/2010) [-]
Don't forget the other legend Winston Churchill one:

(At a party)

Lady: Sir, you are drunk!

Churchill: Yes, but you are ugly, and In the morning I will be sober.
#299 to #32 - anon (10/07/2010) [-]
Wasn't that Eleanor Roosevelt?
User avatar #374 to #299 - VladDracula (10/08/2010) [-]
I don't know if she did it too, but I know that Churchill did it :)
#119 - MyJabbaBabyWocky (10/07/2010) [-]
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
-The Late, Great, Colonel Sanders.
#132 to #119 - anon (10/07/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
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#139 to #119 - TheErwinRommel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#93 - COOKIEHS (10/07/2010) [-]
RAPEFACE!
#287 - Thisdoesnotamuseme (10/07/2010) [-]
DANCE PARTY! GO
DANCE PARTY! GO
#355 to #287 - CallMeMak (10/07/2010) [-]
do the T
do the T
#298 to #287 - sethperson (10/07/2010) [-]
:)
:)
#300 to #298 - Wanderkun (10/07/2010) [-]
:D
:D
#322 to #314 - Foopert (10/07/2010) [-]
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEE
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEE
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