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l never forget a face, but in
your case HI be glad to make
an exception"
Groucho Marx
If you try and take a cat apart to see
how it works, the first thing you have
on your hands is cat.
Douglas Adams '
The appropriate age for marriage
is around eighteen for girls and
for men."
L- Aristotle
Run for office'? No. I' slept with
i too many women, I' done too
many drugs, and I' been to
too many parties.
George Clooney
If you were my husband, iii
I' d put arsenic in your v
coffee.
Lady's; Astor ,
Madame, if I were
your husband,
l _ T l Iwould drink it.
f, k -Winston Churchill
I celebrated Thanksgiving in
Oldfashioned way. l invite F"
in my neighborhood to-
my house, we balan en s
feast, and Hm killed the _ T d
took their land. f
Jon Stewart
A pair of powerful spectacles
has sometimes sufficed to
cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche
When did I realie I was God?
Well, I was praying and I
suddenly realized I was talking
to myself.
Peter O' Toole
With my wife I don' t get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to
the best woman a man ever had.'
The me.
Rodney Dangerfield
If you' re a ******* , why P
are you turning me on'?"
Stephen Colbert PT'"
I rage's is when I cut my finger.'
Comedy is when you fall into
an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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User avatar #372 - ieaturlegoz (10/07/2010) [-]
i LOVE that Douglas Adams quote. me and my friends really like The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books (I'm the only one who's read all five lol my friend read up to the third, nad my other friends are just starting the second)
#370 - copperman (10/07/2010) [-]
if she can count whip out
#369 - boxghost (10/07/2010) [-]
this is vinnie romano
#367 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
#365 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
******* reposts. I bet half of you fags have never seen this because you've only been on this site for like a month. **** this
#362 - bluelight (10/07/2010) [-]
no one partys harder then Data and a qout from me is Somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue and the dreams that you dareto dream really do come true.and this one to Dora the explorerstop 						*******					 around and get a GPS already that bitch is always lost.
no one partys harder then Data and a qout from me is Somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue and the dreams that you dareto dream really do come true.and this one to Dora the explorerstop ******* around and get a GPS already that bitch is always lost.
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#345 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
poop **** fag ****** **** douche bung cumwipe toungepunch blue waffle hairy ******** red diamond sweet tea butt rape poo face **** ****** chinken from popeys kill it with cumm **** ****** queer ass ginger rapping homo clean it with peroxide space travel october skies is like so totally fagg trident dildo ***** anology swallow my load coont face poopie face tomato nose queer eye old yellers rabies vaccine never got shipped this year poop thang atticus finch
trolls trolls black and mold say what we want cause we dont give a **** and its fun so **** off and go beat off into your moms favorite table cloth **** **** **** **** come on kids its a hit sing along sling ur dong dont give a **** there aint nothin wrong so lick my dick and suck it
#343 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
poop **** fag ****** **** douche bung cumwipe toungepunch blue waffle hairy ******** red diamond sweet tea butt rape poo face **** ****** chinken from popeys kill it with cumm **** ****** queer ass ginger rapping homo clean it with peroxide space travel october skies is like so totally fagg trident dildo ***** anology swallow my load coont face poopie face tomato nose queer eye old yellers rabies vaccine never got shipped this year poop thang atticus finch
trolls trolls black and mold say what we want cause we dont give a **** and its fun so **** off and go beat off into your moms favorite table cloth **** **** **** **** come on kids its a hit sing along sling ur dong dont give a **** there aint nothin wrong so lick my dick and suck it
#354 to #343 - KingTroll ONLINE (10/07/2010) [-]
since youve been copy and pasting this everywhere i hope your mom trys to copy and past something and this comes up and she beats the **** out of you
#333 - SeekerofP (10/07/2010) [-]
I am you father.
#341 to #333 - KnowerOfTheDark (10/07/2010) [-]
Hey! I'm here fro the alternate universe.....Woah...
User avatar #329 - marriland (10/07/2010) [-]
quotations are math problems.....
User avatar #334 to #329 - jolanda (10/07/2010) [-]
Quotients* are math answers. it's the equal number from the two other numbers that have just been divided. What are you, 10?
#347 to #334 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
actaulyy he said quotations thats a line or saying that originated from a single person wat are u, 10?
User avatar #349 to #347 - jolanda (10/07/2010) [-]
What are you, gay?
User avatar #337 to #334 - marriland (10/07/2010) [-]
if you check my profile im 109, so you are off by a little bit
User avatar #338 to #337 - jolanda (10/07/2010) [-]
Yes, because your profile is real life to you. You must be a little kid to say that.
User avatar #363 to #338 - marriland (10/07/2010) [-]
well it looks like somebodies time of the month again and im 14 so im not a "little" kid
#323 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
all i have to say is BAZINGA
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#319 - ICEDgrunge (10/07/2010) [-]
my first comment!i hope i dont fujck up!
#379 to #319 - walkerboh (06/27/2012) [-]
Nag man, you did pretty well
User avatar #315 - Foopert (10/07/2010) [-]
**Foopert rolls 0** If its a 4, I ********** in a batman suit.
User avatar #327 to #315 - Foopert (10/07/2010) [-]
**Foopert rolls 4**

ok ok...if its a 7, I kill that ******* anon down below
User avatar #328 to #327 - Foopert (10/07/2010) [-]
He lives...
#310 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
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#305 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
man does anyone here watch tosh.0 i mean really anyone
#304 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
Things funnyjunkers say after sex
#371 to #304 - xxhaXXoxx (10/07/2010) [-]
Make. Me. A. Sammich.
Make. Me. A. Sammich.
User avatar #360 to #304 - Wumbologist (10/07/2010) [-]
I'm so sorry...that's...never happened to me before.
User avatar #359 to #304 - bsean (10/07/2010) [-]
your way better than my right hand
User avatar #348 to #304 - KingGoron (10/07/2010) [-]
that was great, oh yeah, and the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
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#336 to #304 - Shimigami **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #331 to #304 - marriland (10/07/2010) [-]
fatal error
#318 to #304 - Serb (10/07/2010) [-]
i have no money
do you take coupons?
#317 to #304 - SaddyTastical (10/07/2010) [-]
GTFO  
No Srsly  
Leave.
GTFO
No Srsly
Leave.
User avatar #312 to #304 - TheReich (10/07/2010) [-]
Is it okay if I pay you in gum? You filthy whore?
User avatar #311 to #304 - StormEagle (10/07/2010) [-]
soggy retoast :)
#309 to #304 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
Mom????
#307 to #304 - Tussey (10/07/2010) [-]
I smell bacon.
#316 to #307 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
Fifteen thumbs for more.
#325 to #316 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
Fatal Error.
#303 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
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Click dis **** , she fine.

One of her pics.
#377 to #303 - anonymous (10/09/2010) [-]
l one day, I was watching The Butterfly Effect and I thought, This movie sucks. So I decided to go on FJ and I saw a picture of a whore and I thought, well this chick isn't hot at all. I then thought, if only there was a place I could go to where this brushless whore could never find me. And thats how the panic room came to be.
User avatar #361 to #303 - greengirl (10/07/2010) [-]
c'mon we all (me mostly) think she looks anerexic!
User avatar #373 to #361 - devilkingx (10/07/2010) [-]
shes not really anorexic shes just a little too skinny
#313 to #303 - Serb (10/07/2010) [-]
we know that's you anon
**** off
#302 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
this is not only a repost but it is stealing from someone elses compilation that was here a few weeks ago
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