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l never forget a face, but in
your case HI be glad to make
an exception"
Groucho Marx
If you try and take a cat apart to see
how it works, the first thing you have
on your hands is cat.
Douglas Adams '
The appropriate age for marriage
is around eighteen for girls and
for men."
L- Aristotle
Run for office'? No. I' slept with
i too many women, I' done too
many drugs, and I' been to
too many parties.
George Clooney
If you were my husband, iii
I' d put arsenic in your v
coffee.
Lady's; Astor ,
Madame, if I were
your husband,
l _ T l Iwould drink it.
f, k -Winston Churchill
I celebrated Thanksgiving in
Oldfashioned way. l invite F"
in my neighborhood to-
my house, we balan en s
feast, and Hm killed the _ T d
took their land. f
Jon Stewart
A pair of powerful spectacles
has sometimes sufficed to
cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche
When did I realie I was God?
Well, I was praying and I
suddenly realized I was talking
to myself.
Peter O' Toole
With my wife I don' t get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to
the best woman a man ever had.'
The me.
Rodney Dangerfield
If you' re a lesbian, why P
are you turning me on'?"
Stephen Colbert PT'"
I rage's is when I cut my finger.'
Comedy is when you fall into
an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#319 - ICEDgrunge
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(10/07/2010) [-]
my first comment!i hope i dont fujck up!
#379 to #319 - walkerboh
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Nag man, you did pretty well
#2 - anon id: f011a9fc
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(10/06/2010) [-]
y this no make front paige?
#36 to #2 - picamix
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(10/07/2010) [-]
y u no spell properly
#63 to #36 - BlueWaffles **User deleted account**
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User avatar #64 to #63 - picamix
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white triangle?
#65 to #64 - BlueWaffles **User deleted account**
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#3 to #2 - soulsilver
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(10/07/2010) [-]
Y U NO HAVE PICTURE?
User avatar #5 to #3 - Setari
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(10/07/2010) [-]
I lol'd
#22 to #5 - pedroursus **User deleted account**
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(10/07/2010) [-]
Y U NO ROFL?!
#4 - Gawd
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#59 - The useful idiot
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(10/07/2010) [-]
Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop  
-Scatman
Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop
-Scatman
#45 - CreepyNeighbor
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(10/07/2010) [-]
these men




are GODS!
#256 to #45 - anon id: 3c9ac2ef
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(10/07/2010) [-]
no their not, their liberal jews who should be 4th and 5th in line for execution. obama, biden, and pelosi are before them >:D
User avatar #289 to #45 - melee
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(10/07/2010) [-]
Steven Colbert
worlds most famus Troll
he will go to the president and make fun of him by using his own power
he has his own army to bend to his will
he has even gotten a message Anonymous
tell me how he doesn't take real news and troll the **** out of it?
#294 to #289 - melee
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(10/07/2010) [-]
also he imitates a meme making some /b/tards believe he Steven Colbert himself is a /b/tard
#50 to #45 - Sockopolis
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(10/07/2010) [-]
Stephen Colbert.  
FOR.  
THE.   
*******.  
WIN.
Stephen Colbert.
FOR.
THE.
*******.
WIN.
#21 - moketu
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(10/07/2010) [-]
User avatar #1 - FloggingMolly
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(10/06/2010) [-]
I like it
#7 to #1 - anon id: 93dd83ef
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(10/07/2010) [-]
really? do you now? well i do to : )
User avatar #9 to #1 - noamk
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(10/07/2010) [-]
i noticed your name.
flogging molly kicks so much ass!
E'ire FTW!
User avatar #56 to #9 - FloggingMolly
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(10/07/2010) [-]
Thank you everybody!! :'D
User avatar #17 to #1 - deathoath
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(10/07/2010) [-]
flogging molly rocks, so you get a thumb.
User avatar #31 to #17 - wulfdogkat
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(10/07/2010) [-]
love your avatar, avenged sevenfold right? i got their new cd today
NIGHTMAAAAAAAAAARE!
User avatar #124 to #31 - deathoath
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(10/07/2010) [-]
why yes. thanks and to you geting there cd i say good job you just graced your house with badass
User avatar #131 to #124 - wulfdogkat
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(10/07/2010) [-]
yes, it is truly badass
User avatar #46 - patriotic canadian
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(10/07/2010) [-]
my favorite is another from Groucho

"i find TV very educational. whenever someone turns it on, i leave the room and go read a good book"
User avatar #47 to #46 - allshadesofwhite
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(10/07/2010) [-]
another one from groucho: " Are you Following me?" " Yes" "then stop or i'll call the cops"
User avatar #48 to #47 - patriotic canadian
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(10/07/2010) [-]
or another

(girl) "or professor! you're so full of whimsy!"

(groucho) "really? can you smell it from there?"
#32 - VladDracula
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(10/07/2010) [-]
Don't forget the other legend Winston Churchill one:

(At a party)

Lady: Sir, you are drunk!

Churchill: Yes, but you are ugly, and In the morning I will be sober.
#299 to #32 - anon id: a23b3307
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(10/07/2010) [-]
Wasn't that Eleanor Roosevelt?
User avatar #374 to #299 - VladDracula
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(10/08/2010) [-]
I don't know if she did it too, but I know that Churchill did it :)
User avatar #18 - Savos Mok
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(10/07/2010) [-]
Winston Churchill, FTW!