Complete Win. might be a repost. I Anonymous 08/ / % Mona" 19: 5541 Evening/ bl, I come to you tonight to share you a tale Male yttrium's Male oswin And most ma You Just Lost the game
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Complete Win

I Anonymous 08/ / % Mona" 19: 5541
Evening/ bl,
I come to you tonight to share you a tale
Male yttrium's
Male oswin
And most mall the almighty hates women.
Rest assure there wit be no trouble in mah neighbourhood, no moving to bet air, retelling any taxi drivers twill be
smelling them later.
Here' s where its at, about 8 months ago, January's be exact, Iwent out to the good guys (you know whail mean Ausfags}
and got myselft brand new handy cam, sitting at home by to work the tucker out, all eta sudden there' s a
knock at the door, and who else is it, but my ex, baaww' ing her eyes out, playing the sympathy card hard, so I let her in
big mistake), not tend other and we wernt on good terms but she explains to me that she thinks she pregnant cause
the cumdumpster and her boyfriend are both as stupid as one another.
I Anonymous ( Moolah 9: 53: 15 No.
She being , explains she can' t go to her rents nor any due to ultimate shame and harsh ridicule that (also not telling her
boyfriend cause he' d fuck often her( as a real man would)), so as I don' t associate with furfriends dreamily she explains I am her only hope begetting
help, athest I was hoping she would ask me to punch her in the stomach, butthe wants me to take herto a clinic, posing as her old brother, being
desperate she offers to do anything.
soor as any self respecting gentleman I reply with "blow me" and in the true spirit, she does, allthough I admit it was nothing special, it
wasn' t bad either, she cleans and looks at me and says she , I lot, and she says "so are u gonna help me" andthen it dawns on me,
this bitch fucked me over hard after our break up andthey moment is a godsend, a once in a lite time chance to fuck her over like never before, so I look at
her, and simply say "get the fuck our she hips, and screams and yells and cries and calls me a motherfucker like its the only word she knows, I can' t stop
laughing, untill she drops the bomb, " going to tell everyone u raped me u shir right there andthen Ishat enough brix to great wall of china, and
she slams the door.
I Anonymous ( Moolah 9: No.‘ IAE 936446
I am fucking fucked, I pace ehwhat to do, I didn' t rape her, but who are the police gonna belive, allegations like that don' t get
cause I say, nah man, I didn' t do shit, my reputation would be fucked, right then I hear my new camera beeping, I pick it up and read the screen "low
battery"... right next to ‘REE, and my grin almost tore my cheek mi, in my fiddling around I had set it to record and hadn' t realised, great odins beard the
whole thing was on tape, the ofthe moment almost had me in tears, anyways, that night cops rocked up, as I expected, and asked me down to
the station, my parents where in shock, and I togethe police ill give me explain to my rents.
Ilold my parents about the tape andthey we' re tine, and I was going to bring the tape with me to the topshop, but then it hit me, no fuck that, going to
take a ride, and went with the police without a lick of evidence, the cops we' re outraged, andl made my story sound really flawed and shitty, so
they charged me with counts of rape, assault, harrasment, all this bullshit and I had to front court in the coming month, atonally came, was
in that booth bawwing and carrying on like a motherfucker, almost convincing on account other many years of acting lessons, shed walk back to herstal
and give me grin that i wantedto slap the fuck mi her, when I togethe stand I pretender's be shitting brix and have a real shit defence,
just to bitch up, the case carried on northren court appearances or ‘IE days.
on the final day, in the morning prejudge would compile bythe end ofthe day, during my recess I told my lawyer about the tape, he
only responded tortellini me ‘you fucking sneaky bastard" laughing, I gave him the tape, andthat bitch spat on me as I went back to my seat, I turned and
waved at , which wiped her grin straight mi, my lawyer new evidence and hit the lights, and barn, up on the screen before the
whole court was berserking my dick like a little whore, andthe it was weird having my parents watching it, my dad laughing away.
the look on hamface was, to me, all the happiness in the world, the court was silent for abouta mins , obito their back room and
emerged in a blink of an eye, Iwas innocent dropped charges on my ex, accusation with intent of damaging my reputation and
wasting police resources, my legal fees had to be paid by her and her parents and boyfriend disowned her and I did not stop laughing my arse editor about
ft months, to date it was the greatest thing thats ever happended me, revenge was so sweet .... .. andno put the icing on the cake, she was pregnant.
Picrelated, its her
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User avatar #1 - Solanix
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(12/02/2009) [-]
I do believe that this is the original definition of epic win. This is what 4chan was made for.
#57 - anon id: 96cad0ae
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(12/03/2009) [-]
Yeah, you LIED!
This iz all about YOU LYING to HER, the COPS, the JUDGE, your LAWYER....

You IDIOT just cost a couple of THOUSAND of ***us*** 'tax payers' a freakin LOT of money, JUST so *YOU* could NOT help a former girlfriend!!!!

Sleep well, and *I* hope YOU get what YOU derserve!
#63 to #57 - anon id: 3e586c27
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(12/03/2009) [-]
Perhaps you are unaware that he has wasted no money. The chicks parents have to pay legal fees if thats what money you are referring to. Also, the jury gets paid s**t so its not like that cost much. If anything it is saving money for their employers. Yeah the judge is getting paid, but he is doing his job/service and deserves compensation.
--And are you an Ausfag? You may not have noticed, but that's where he is.
#76 to #57 - anon id: f73f400d
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Although everyone is aware that he wasted other people's time and money, and two wrongs don't make a right, i vote this to be an epic win on the man's part. Maybe if that chick didn't **** him over in the first place.. it wouldn't have happened. Ever think of that? I'm glad SHE got what SHE deserved.

Sleep well, I just buried your argument with ease.
#60 to #57 - JackRussellTerrier
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(12/03/2009) [-]
When you OVERUSE the CAPS LOCK feature, people take your POST a bit LESS SERIOUSLY. Not to mention, *what the hell is this*?
Maybe you should take the INTERNET a bit less SERIOUSLY and stop making it too EASY for people to do annoying IMPRESSIONS of your STUPID POST that makes them look as DUMB as YOU DO.
#78 to #60 - anon id: cf0a3603
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(12/03/2009) [-]
oh god win
#19 - chrispbacon **User deleted account**
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#145 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account**
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(12/03/2009) [-]
congratulations, good sir. You made a lawyer laugh.
User avatar #21 - Paranoid Sniper
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(12/03/2009) [-]
wow dumb bitch. but she is kinda hot.
#154 - anon id: 696067c7
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#174 to #154 - anon id: 1a1262f4
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(12/03/2009) [-]
I'm guessing thats sarcasm lol

Otherwise I would say, because a man shoudl have self respect and be a REAL MAN and do the right thing. Not the stupid fantasy crap as in this story lol

real life doesn't work that way..but I am also guessing tat maybe that wasn't the was merely to tell a funny story, real or not..doesn't matter.
#155 to #154 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account**
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(12/03/2009) [-]
she's a bitch, enough said.
#69 - el nino
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(12/03/2009) [-]
u sir, are amazing
User avatar #136 - vPBJv
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(12/03/2009) [-]
to long
#146 to #136 - anon id: e4fddfd5
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(12/03/2009) [-]
its a ******* epic win. you will regret not reading it
#189 to #136 - greannmhar **User deleted account**
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(12/03/2009) [-]
she wouldn't say that ( too you)
User avatar #144 to #136 - Innocence
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User avatar #140 to #136 - SixhundredSixtysix [OP]
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(12/03/2009) [-]
read it anyways
User avatar #66 - Shiny
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(12/03/2009) [-]
Wow. It's stuff like this that makes me proud to be a man.
User avatar #62 - giraffeasaur
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(12/03/2009) [-]
I am a girl and I have to say that that was pretty awesome =]