things to do before you die. .. I hope to never be murdered and die at sensible age of 120...but if I had to choose would pick niether...why would I want to die early?..
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#11 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
I get it the second guy was a huge fan of sad movies so he need all the tissues for when he cries.
User avatar #13 to #11 - yourociroll (12/02/2009) [-]
Or prehaps they were of pornographic genre...
#15 to #11 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
Wait why was his pants off? I didn't know you have to take off your pants when you cry! D=
#16 to #15 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
You don't talke your pants off when you cry???? WTF
User avatar #18 to #11 - rherrero (12/02/2009) [-]
his penis was crying
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User avatar #1 - nightmarepikachu (12/02/2009) [-]
1)eat eat eat!
2) 0.0
3) how?
#10 to #1 - marteboi (12/02/2009) [-]
they all got to finish their last activity, first was eating second was jacking it and third was having a son
#22 to #10 - Deathstare **User deleted account** (12/02/2009) [-]
His son grew up and had a son though, so um, no
#23 to #10 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
Grandson*, actually no, a life.
User avatar #2 to #1 - KazumaKyu (12/02/2009) [-]
Yeah, the last one got me too. O_O

I think the second one is him renting and then watching a whole bunch of chick-flicks or something, judging by the number of used tissues.
User avatar #3 to #2 - theriddler (12/02/2009) [-]
or dirty movies and the tissues were for something else
User avatar #4 to #3 - bananagammaray (12/02/2009) [-]
I'm leaning towards this one, since his pants are also down.
#21 to #4 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
perhaps its easier to cry with a lack of pants?
#55 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
the last guy is most epic survival
#44 - heatfirelukewarm **User deleted account** (12/03/2009) [-]
I hope to never be murdered and die at sensible age of 120...but if I had to choose would pick niether...why would I want to die early?..
#56 to #44 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
to get yourself out of society cuz youre fat and no one likes you
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#24 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
Omg, i loled so hard at the last one.
The first two really set you up.
#39 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
I ******* love the last one!
#19 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
having sex to make that baby must've been fun, grasping his gushing wound
#17 - zombeestonight (12/02/2009) [-]
I'd chase the guy who shot me until he dies of old age
User avatar #27 - ashleymofo (12/02/2009) [-]
Is this making fun of those movies where the character gets shot then still does all this **** to save the day?
#30 to #27 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
I think so.
#33 to #30 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
If it was Hancock everybody would get a rocketlauncher to the face in a hospital and live by running away from eachother.
User avatar #5 - ChokingOwl (12/02/2009) [-]
lol#3 how'd he live so long?!?!? lmao
#12 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
Is there a site for these, or like what are they called?
#9 - FunnyFatFvcker (12/02/2009) [-]
Rofl ****** funny xD i'll choose #2 :p
#6 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
LOL!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!
User avatar #25 - SOUL CRUSHER (12/02/2009) [-]
you know....that food ine in geniuse
#32 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
Who is even shooting these people in the first place/
#20 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
ok i want to know how the buck he had sex with a gun wound
#8 - aaman **User deleted account** (12/02/2009) [-]
wouldnt u try to have sex instead of jerkin te chicken 1000 times?
#29 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
You'd think someone would notice if you have been living with a bullet wound your whole life LOL
#14 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
hes not gonna give you guys the site because as soon as you get it more and more people are gonna post it for the lawls
singed PArmageddon loaded
#26 - JackRussellTerrier (12/02/2009) [-]
Amazing, don't stop posting these :D
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