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One day, while skipping brough the forest...
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To his surprise he saw...
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Dwelling in the hut was a bunch of
ravenous elves who feasted upon the (eesh of dwarves. Upon
entrance of the hut, the smell of roasted dwarf (eesh hit his nostrils,
The smell was satisfying yet revolting at the same time, for the dwarf
had not lasted the easte of meat in days,
The elves spotted this 3 eared and six eyed dwarf. The look in their
eyes were indescribable for they had never seen such a wing. They
drew their swords and readied their bows. The dwarf never saw it
Arrows (iew as the elves yelled their battle or They impaled the
dwarf and then feasted on his delicious (eesh while sipping on their
wine glasses.
Then End,
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you were supposed to write something funny,
not gross!
Part 2:
Word traveled brough the lands that the &variegating elves had
feasted on such a dwarf. Soon, the rest of the three eared and six
eyed dwarf dan caught wind of what had happened.
Before we go any further, the three eared, sis eyed dwarves were a
mountain dwelling species that were broken off from the rest of the
dwarven world.
They armed demselves wiw their obsidian axes and sounded the
drums of war. They emerged from their mountains and marched
toward this hut of demonic elves.
for the dwarves, the elves had very keen hearing and
heard the war drums from afar. They set traps and prepared
demselves for an all out war.
Chee the dwarves name close, the traps were sprung. A deathball
obliterated the front line of the army while the others stepped into
spike pits, being impaled by the spikes. This wasn' ta war, it was a
The elves laughed wickedly as the dwarves tried to comprehend what
was happening. The dwarven soldiers stomped on hidden bear tramps,
leaving them crippled and helpless.
The king and his cavalry of knights mounted on mountain goats
watd' aed from a distance. Believing that all the traps had been sprung,
they charged ferth yelling their battle cry waid' 1 kinda sounded like
Once the elves saw the cavalry riding towards them, they blew into a
horn waid' 1 summoned their hounds. The hounds were like a Cross
between a wolf and a bear,
The hounds (banked the king and his cavalry, shredding the mountain
goats apart wiw a single slash of their claws. It was a horrid sight, and
now the king stood alone amongst his slaughtered bredren.
The hounds surrounded him, the king, the last of the three eared, sis
eyed dwarves. He layed his axe on the ground, the obsidian weapon
that he had made when he was Young, the weapon that helped him
brough amounts of battles against men, midgets, fairies,
hobbits, and trolls, He dropped to his knees and slaved at the ground.
The elves emerged from the hut and walked up to him, their mouths
were stuck in a twisted, sadistic grin.
Any last words king?' asked one of the elves.
tes," replied the king,
Then speak your peace,"
ll, . . A, . .I like pancakes,' said the king, trying to hold back a chuckle.
The elves then beheaded the king, gathered the bodies and feasted
yet again, They had grilled, fried, and baked dwarf that night. As for
the next night, one of the dwarves suggested or dwarf
stirfry, They chuckled at all the possibilities while sipping on their wine
glasses once again.
The End.
Part 3 coming to a slams update near you!)
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The **** I put my family through fol.
Let' s have fun and tell a story. See how funny we
an ma e it. Everyone add to it ..I' ll start. "Once upon a time there was a
He slowly opened the door and walked in,
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User avatar #1 - Sixtyfootmidget (10/04/2010) [-]
What was the point of the pancakes?

User avatar #24 to #1 - SetTheSkyAblaze (10/05/2010) [-]
haha, idk lol. It just popped into my head when I was typing the story. I figured that I should say something funny, stupid, yet epic all at the same time. lol
#2 to #1 - JklnHyd (10/05/2010) [-]
To be fair, they were some pretty epic pancakes.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Sixtyfootmidget (10/05/2010) [-]
Can I has?
#4 to #3 - JklnHyd (10/05/2010) [-]
Feel free. I prefer waffles anyway. Don't forget the syrup.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Sixtyfootmidget (10/05/2010) [-]
Mrs. Butterworth's...

User avatar #6 to #5 - JklnHyd (10/05/2010) [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - Sixtyfootmidget (10/05/2010) [-]
Wait... WHAT?!
#8 to #7 - JklnHyd (10/05/2010) [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - Sixtyfootmidget (10/05/2010) [-]
Bye then... Whatever you are?
User avatar #10 to #9 - JklnHyd (10/05/2010) [-]
User avatar #11 to #10 - Sixtyfootmidget (10/05/2010) [-]
Can I come with you?

...under da sea.
#12 to #11 - JklnHyd (10/05/2010) [-]
I don't know, it's pretty dangerous.......
User avatar #13 to #12 - Sixtyfootmidget (10/05/2010) [-]
Not if Batman's there to protect us.

Plus, I'm a dolphin.
User avatar #14 to #13 - JklnHyd (10/05/2010) [-]
Well if you're a dolphin, shouldn't you be following a doomed robot unicorn?
User avatar #15 to #14 - Sixtyfootmidget (10/05/2010) [-]
I did that yesterday, now lead me to spongebob!
User avatar #16 to #15 - JklnHyd (10/05/2010) [-]
HEY! That's squids who consort with retarded sponges. DO YOU THINK ALL CEPHALOPODS LOOK THE SAME!!!!!
User avatar #17 to #16 - Sixtyfootmidget (10/05/2010) [-]

But I thought squids hated him.
User avatar #18 to #17 - JklnHyd (10/05/2010) [-]
They do, but they're sick little ******* , who love to stay around things they hate.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Sixtyfootmidget (10/05/2010) [-]
How the **** did we get from pancakes to this?
User avatar #20 to #19 - JklnHyd (10/05/2010) [-]
I believe the connection was made via jizz and the weird ass fetishes that some octopuses have.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Sixtyfootmidget (10/05/2010) [-]
And we now move on to tentacle rape...
User avatar #22 to #1 - JklnHyd (10/05/2010) [-]
Yeaaaahhh.....there was no room to respond to your last comment but I would rather *not* move on to tentacle rape. Although in fairness, this is the internet so it WILL come up eventually. Probably when least expected.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Sixtyfootmidget (10/05/2010) [-]
Well then. Alright.

Also, to all readers, thread start get!

Down there vv
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