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Bad Day

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day
and one day only, it was decided to only
accept people who had really bad day on
the day they died.
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates
and said to the first man, "Tell me about
the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it
was awful. I was sure my wife was having
an affair, so I came home early to catch her
with him. I searched all over the apartment
but couldn' t find him anywhere. So I went
out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th
floor, and found this man hanging over the
edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a
hammer, and started hitting his hands. He
fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got
the refrigerator and pushed it over the
balcony and it crushed him. The strain of
the act gave me a heart attack, of which I
died from."
St. Peter couldn' t deny that this was a
pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of
passion, he let the man in. He then asked
the next man in line about the day he died.
Well, sir, it was awful," said the second
man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony
of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted
my ankle and slipped over the edge. I
managed to grab the balcony of the
apartment below, but some maniac came
out and started pounding on my fingers
with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some
bushes. But, then the guy dropped a
refrigerator on mel"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and
decided he could really start to enjoy this
job. "Tell me about the day you died?" he
said to the third man in line. "OK, picture
this; I' m ***** , hiding inside a
refrigerator...."
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#150 - gitch (10/02/2010) [-]
So, I'm this refrigerator, and some idiot tried to refrigerate himself ***** . Then, some raging ************ walks in the door. He grabs a hammer, and he sees this guy hanging for his life on the balcony. I don't know what the **** is going on at this point, but he takes the hammer and smashes his fingers! I thought that was it, but the ****** unplugged my **** and threw me off the balcony! I end up landing on the poor guy who fell, and the first idiot died inside of me. What the **** ?
#149 - BossTamsy (10/02/2010) [-]
Hehehehe...
Hehehehe...
#156 to #149 - AnonRising (10/02/2010) [-]
Bwahahahahaha.
Bwahahahahaha.
#154 to #149 - xKNiiVeS (10/02/2010) [-]
look how big it is why ive never - oh wait
#151 to #149 - anonymous (10/02/2010) [-]
What the hell do you think you're doing with MY banana?!?!
#166 to #151 - anonymous (10/02/2010) [-]
random Morrigan is random?
User avatar #167 to #166 - BossTamsy (10/02/2010) [-]
Ha! A Mabi fan! Yes. She is Random!
#140 - Dylantgb **User deleted account** (10/02/2010) [-]
**Dylantgb rolls 393,212,972**
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#138 - JLJ **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
-5
#134 - patsfanaverb has deleted their comment [-]
#141 to #135 - AKAKiLLA (10/02/2010) [-]
kill it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#142 to #141 - abercrombienbitch (10/02/2010) [-]
You broke my baby!
#143 to #142 - AKAKiLLA (10/02/2010) [-]
i found his real father
i found his real father
#144 to #143 - abercrombienbitch (10/02/2010) [-]
I found their pets
I found their pets
#146 to #144 - AKAKiLLA (10/02/2010) [-]
grand father
grand father
#153 to #146 - abercrombienbitch (10/02/2010) [-]
Newscaster after reporting all the deaths
Newscaster after reporting all the deaths
#155 to #153 - AKAKiLLA (10/02/2010) [-]
that 1 uncle who lets u take a sip of his beer
that 1 uncle who lets u take a sip of his beer
#158 to #157 - AKAKiLLA (10/02/2010) [-]
and the cousins
and the cousins
#160 to #158 - abercrombienbitch (10/02/2010) [-]
The starter pokemon
The starter pokemon
#161 to #160 - AKAKiLLA (10/02/2010) [-]
the food they eat
the food they eat
#163 to #161 - abercrombienbitch (10/02/2010) [-]
The game they play
#164 to #163 - AKAKiLLA (10/02/2010) [-]
the music they like.....  
gud 1 by the way
the music they like.....
gud 1 by the way
#169 to #164 - abercrombienbitch (10/02/2010) [-]
The balls they trip
#133 - killedkenny (10/02/2010) [-]
...and then the 4th guy was like, "I was fapping in the bushes...."
...and then the 4th guy was like, "I was fapping in the bushes...."
User avatar #132 - CityKid (10/02/2010) [-]
so the first guy kills two people and still gets into heaven? Nice..
#128 - jalthelas (10/02/2010) [-]
didnt read
didnt read
User avatar #122 - vanessadances (10/02/2010) [-]
i pictured it. cannot unsee what has been seen o.O
#121 - Duststorm (10/02/2010) [-]
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#126 to #121 - anonymous (10/02/2010) [-]
thats going to give me nightmares
User avatar #125 to #121 - nymphie (10/02/2010) [-]
MAKE IT STOP DX
User avatar #127 to #125 - Duststorm (10/02/2010) [-]
Lol.
User avatar #119 - BlackAndWhiteNinja (10/02/2010) [-]
LMAO :D
User avatar #118 - TheFreshPrince (10/02/2010) [-]
I don't want to picture him ***** in a refrigerator.
#136 to #118 - Edzone **User deleted account** (10/02/2010) [-]
Better than picturing Indiana in a refrigerator.
User avatar #117 - KiteFlyingBob (10/02/2010) [-]
**KiteFlyingBob rolls 826,009,351** Read it before, however you got the beggining wrong. It doesn't make sense to let people into an over-crowded palce...
#116 - TheArmadillo **User deleted account** (10/02/2010) [-]
love that one. haha XD
#102 - TIERY (10/02/2010) [-]
a Peter you aint gonna believe this but this dude wasnt being attacked on a balcony and he fell down then the dude that made him fall dropped a fridge on him i went to go see if the guy was ok so i lift the fridge up dudes dead then bam some ************ falls out the fridge then the dude on the balcony has a heart attack and accidentaly kicks a hammer off the balcony it hit my hand and i drop the fridge on myself aint that bout a ************
User avatar #101 - WheresMyBike (10/02/2010) [-]
Three guys go to a hotel and luckily there are 3 rooms left, one on the top floor of the hotel, one around the middle and one on the bottom floor. The guy on the top decided to shave on the balcony because it was a nice night but dropped his razorblade. The guy on the middle's toilet wasn't working so he was ******* off the balcony when the razor chopped his dick off. The next day they meet up over breakfast and the top guy goes 'i had a **** night, dropped my razor' Middle guy goes 'I had a worse night, my dick got chopped off.' Bottom guy goes 'I had a great night, I was having a BBQ and I got an extra sausage!'
#100 - zenagirl (10/02/2010) [-]
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User avatar #152 to #100 - MasterManiac (10/02/2010) [-]
Whole vid here --->

Or just watch Saturday Night Live ;)
User avatar #103 to #100 - mehmeh (10/02/2010) [-]
send me a link to that vid. i think its on youtube
#104 to #103 - zenagirl (10/02/2010) [-]
Do it yourself you lazy bastard.
User avatar #105 to #104 - mehmeh (10/02/2010) [-]
i forgot what its called stupid
User avatar #112 to #105 - rogueshadow (10/02/2010) [-]
Go to youtube and put this at the end of the url watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
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#99 - amyhintz (10/02/2010) [-]
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User avatar #114 to #99 - TothM (10/02/2010) [-]
so?
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