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Bad Day

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day
and one day only, it was decided to only
accept people who had really bad day on
the day they died.
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates
and said to the first man, "Tell me about
the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it
was awful. I was sure my wife was having
an affair, so I came home early to catch her
with him. I searched all over the apartment
but couldn' t find him anywhere. So I went
out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th
floor, and found this man hanging over the
edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a
hammer, and started hitting his hands. He
fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got
the refrigerator and pushed it over the
balcony and it crushed him. The strain of
the act gave me a heart attack, of which I
died from."
St. Peter couldn' t deny that this was a
pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of
passion, he let the man in. He then asked
the next man in line about the day he died.
Well, sir, it was awful," said the second
man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony
of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted
my ankle and slipped over the edge. I
managed to grab the balcony of the
apartment below, but some maniac came
out and started pounding on my fingers
with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some
bushes. But, then the guy dropped a
refrigerator on mel"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and
decided he could really start to enjoy this
job. "Tell me about the day you died?" he
said to the third man in line. "OK, picture
this; I' m naked, hiding inside a
refrigerator...."
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User avatar #19 - big tater (10/02/2010) [-]
I actually heard this joke in fourth grade...
I'm now a junior.
#133 - killedkenny (10/02/2010) [-]
...and then the 4th guy was like, "I was fapping in the bushes...."
...and then the 4th guy was like, "I was fapping in the bushes...."
#3 - MitchellK (10/01/2010) [-]
i lol'd
#4 - SUPERMARIOANDSONIC (10/01/2010) [-]
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#53 - thefunnyside (10/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Dear diary:  
  
Today was a very bad day!  
  
I found out today that I flunked the history quiz, my cat got hit by a car and that my Aunt has Cancer, but you know what was the worst thing today?  
  
I saw a joke on FJ that I have seen about 60 times!
Dear diary:

Today was a very bad day!

I found out today that I flunked the history quiz, my cat got hit by a car and that my Aunt has Cancer, but you know what was the worst thing today?

I saw a joke on FJ that I have seen about 60 times!
User avatar #98 - Sync (10/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
And the fourth man goes..

"It was awful!, I was just chillin peeing in the bushes then a moron falls from the sky landing on me the impact stunned me for 2 minutes which I then woke up to breathe then ****** fridge falls from the sky and almost kills me!"

then st peter went..
"but how did you die?"

Then the fourth man went..

"Oh I woke up after the fridge landed on me and got a heart attack after seeing a dead neaked guy in there covered in cracked eggs"
#85 - dedstowily **User deleted account** (10/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#82 - zchrls (10/02/2010) [-]
I was just smokin up in this bush outside my apartment then this dude comes fallin out of a window, then BAM a ******* refrigerator
#87 - drkns (10/02/2010) [-]
man i was just chillin and then this crazy guy comes out of no where carries me then throws me off his balcony
#70 - sandez (10/02/2010) [-]
Lmao well didn't expect that. Gif unrelated.
Lmao well didn't expect that. Gif unrelated.
#93 - MasterManiac (10/02/2010) [-]
Made me smile
Made me smile
#47 - luidias (10/02/2010) [-]
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User avatar #101 - WheresMyBike (10/02/2010) [-]
Three guys go to a hotel and luckily there are 3 rooms left, one on the top floor of the hotel, one around the middle and one on the bottom floor. The guy on the top decided to shave on the balcony because it was a nice night but dropped his razorblade. The guy on the middle's toilet wasn't working so he was pissing off the balcony when the razor chopped his dick off. The next day they meet up over breakfast and the top guy goes 'i had a **** night, dropped my razor' Middle guy goes 'I had a worse night, my dick got chopped off.' Bottom guy goes 'I had a great night, I was having a BBQ and I got an extra sausage!'
User avatar #17 - soulsilver (10/02/2010) [+] (3 replies)
God, I had the worst day today. There was a repost on FunnyJunk that I have seen 60 times. How can this day get any worse? (gets hit by bus)

In Heaven: I'm atheist, also according to my friend you would be so happy in heaven that you wouldn't need sex, so I'd rather take my chances in hell. It's still better than looking at reposts everyday.
#72 - gaschamber (10/02/2010) [-]
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User avatar #8 - TheGreenPumpkin (10/01/2010) [-]
this made me laugh really hard
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#67 - TehPwnzer (10/02/2010) [-]
wut
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