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It got crowded in heaven so, for one day
and one day only, it was decided to only
accept people who had really bad day on
the day they died.
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates
and said to the first man, "Tell me about
the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it
was awful. I was sure my wife was having
an affair, so I came home early to catch her
with him. I searched all over the apartment
but couldn' t find him anywhere. So I went
out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th
floor, and found this man hanging over the
edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a
hammer, and started hitting his hands. He
fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got
the refrigerator and pushed it over the
balcony and it crushed him. The strain of
the act gave me a heart attack, of which I
died from."
St. Peter couldn' t deny that this was a
pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of
passion, he let the man in. He then asked
the next man in line about the day he died.
Well, sir, it was awful," said the second
man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony
of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted
my ankle and slipped over the edge. I
managed to grab the balcony of the
apartment below, but some maniac came
out and started pounding on my fingers
with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some
bushes. But, then the guy dropped a
refrigerator on mel"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and
decided he could really start to enjoy this
job. "Tell me about the day you died?" he
said to the third man in line. "OK, picture
this; I' m naked, hiding inside a
refrigerator...."
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User avatar #19 - big tater
Reply +46 123456789123345869
(10/02/2010) [-]
I actually heard this joke in fourth grade...
I'm now a junior.
#133 - killedkenny
Reply +33 123456789123345869
(10/02/2010) [-]
...and then the 4th guy was like, "I was fapping in the bushes...."
...and then the 4th guy was like, "I was fapping in the bushes...."
#3 - MitchellK
Reply +29 123456789123345869
(10/01/2010) [-]
i lol'd
#4 - SUPERMARIOANDSONIC
Reply +26 123456789123345869
(10/01/2010) [-]
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#53 - thefunnyside
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(10/02/2010) [-]
Dear diary:  
  
Today was a very bad day!  
  
I found out today that I flunked the history quiz, my cat got hit by a car and that my Aunt has Cancer, but you know what was the worst thing today?  
  
I saw a joke on FJ that I have seen about 60 times!
Dear diary:

Today was a very bad day!

I found out today that I flunked the history quiz, my cat got hit by a car and that my Aunt has Cancer, but you know what was the worst thing today?

I saw a joke on FJ that I have seen about 60 times!
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User avatar #98 - Sync
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(10/02/2010) [-]
And the fourth man goes..

"It was awful!, I was just chillin peeing in the bushes then a moron falls from the sky landing on me the impact stunned me for 2 minutes which I then woke up to breathe then ****** fridge falls from the sky and almost kills me!"

then st peter went..
"but how did you die?"

Then the fourth man went..

"Oh I woke up after the fridge landed on me and got a heart attack after seeing a dead neaked guy in there covered in cracked eggs"
#110 to #98 - vekoma
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(10/02/2010) [-]
Epic Win!
Epic Win!
#85 - dedstowily **User deleted account**
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User avatar #113 to #85 - GoozJuice
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(10/02/2010) [-]
aight u might think this question is stupid or i'm a noobie but, anyways is this picture from a movie or something that every single time it gets posted on a comment gets 5+ thumbs???
#82 - zchrls
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(10/02/2010) [-]
I was just smokin up in this bush outside my apartment then this dude comes fallin out of a window, then BAM a ******* refrigerator
#87 - drkns
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(10/02/2010) [-]
man i was just chillin and then this crazy guy comes out of no where carries me then throws me off his balcony
#70 - sandez
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(10/02/2010) [-]
Lmao well didn't expect that. Gif unrelated.
Lmao well didn't expect that. Gif unrelated.