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Bad Day

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day
and one day only, it was decided to only
accept people who had really bad day on
the day they died.
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates
and said to the first man, "Tell me about
the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it
was awful. I was sure my wife was having
an affair, so I came home early to catch her
with him. I searched all over the apartment
but couldn' t find him anywhere. So I went
out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th
floor, and found this man hanging over the
edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a
hammer, and started hitting his hands. He
fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got
the refrigerator and pushed it over the
balcony and it crushed him. The strain of
the act gave me a heart attack, of which I
died from."
St. Peter couldn' t deny that this was a
pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of
passion, he let the man in. He then asked
the next man in line about the day he died.
Well, sir, it was awful," said the second
man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony
of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted
my ankle and slipped over the edge. I
managed to grab the balcony of the
apartment below, but some maniac came
out and started pounding on my fingers
with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some
bushes. But, then the guy dropped a
refrigerator on mel"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and
decided he could really start to enjoy this
job. "Tell me about the day you died?" he
said to the third man in line. "OK, picture
this; I' m naked, hiding inside a
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