Best night ever. The best night ever. I saw her across the room at a party. I was pretty high, I will admit. She was wearings soft cotton number and faced towar yes best night ever lol Couch
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Best night ever

I saw her across the room at a party. I was pretty high, I will admit. She was wearings soft cotton number and faced towards me. I walked otterco her. I started to talk with her, she said nothing. I began to caress
her body- it was amazing. She didn' t give me a sign to stop, SO I continued. The passion we had can only be described as heavenly. I began to unzip, she didn' t stop me. We were about to screw in the middle of
the party. I stuck it in her, going slow at first, but then speeding up. I began screaming in extacy, and then I finally came all over her body. People were staring at us, but I didn' t care, I had found mytube love. My
friend walked over to me and said "Dude, you just ****** my couch." It was the best night ever.
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#38 - TonyStrad (10/02/2010) [-]
nuff said.....
nuff said.....
#60 to #38 - anon (10/02/2010) [-]
**** YO' COUCH ***** !!!
User avatar #68 to #60 - funnyjunkjokester (10/02/2010) [-]
'WHAT AM I DO ABOUT MY LEGS, CHARLEY MURPHY!!!'
User avatar #76 to #38 - toweley (10/02/2010) [-]
cocaine is a helluva drug
#51 - Eggs (10/02/2010) [-]
he was amazing
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#54 to #51 - samoaspider has deleted their comment [-]
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#61 to #54 - YoungOne **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #72 to #54 - samoaspider (10/02/2010) [-]
well just **** it...
User avatar #69 to #51 - SuperKJ (10/02/2010) [-]
I read it in your voice
User avatar #71 to #69 - Eggs (10/02/2010) [-]
...uh... theres a voice for a couch?
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#65 - CallOfDutyMaN **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#3 - itsstvn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#50 - Thumbinbum (10/02/2010) [-]
Totally worth it!
#5 - yoyoyok (10/01/2010) [-]
dont do drugs, kids
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#6 to #5 - Codiak **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - nategoderFTW (10/02/2010) [-]
and now i'm ******* the couch and i know why
User avatar #9 to #7 - majorbane (10/02/2010) [-]
because i got high, because i got high, because i got hiIIigh
User avatar #47 to #9 - FuckingLugia (10/02/2010) [-]
I was gonna save the hobbits but then i got high
#30 to #24 - anon (10/02/2010) [-]
i wish i knew what twist is

BUT ITS TOO DAMN SMALL
#28 to #24 - MassiveClawjob (10/02/2010) [-]
LOOK AT IT NOW AND FIGHT ME!
#31 to #28 - TheEpicTroll (10/02/2010) [-]
WAIT! Don't fight! *Sits down comfortably with popcorn* Okay, sorry for interrupting, carry on.
#21 - anon (10/02/2010) [-]
User avatar #37 to #21 - MitchellK (10/02/2010) [-]
Me?
#40 to #21 - imjustbored **User deleted account** (10/02/2010) [-]
#52 - infadel (10/02/2010) [-]
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#70 to #57 - anon (10/02/2010) [-]
old man and the seymour?
#39 - falloutIII (10/02/2010) [-]
he should of said this
<-------
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#14 - TheAlchemist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#81 to #14 - MrBounce (10/02/2010) [-]
You said you would never tell...
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#15 to #14 - spudzilla (10/02/2010) [-]
cool story bro
#19 to #15 - UKDan (10/02/2010) [-]
WEINERS!
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#80 - Eggs (10/02/2010) [-]
he touched me in places people looking for pennies haven't even touched
#84 to #80 - nuckfuggets (10/02/2010) [-]
Orly?
Orly?
#34 - Reillydude (10/02/2010) [-]
Wait... He just.... How did he-....
...Damn dude, that takes skill.
#23 - MassiveClawjob (10/02/2010) [-]
{Directed by M. Night Shamalon}
User avatar #25 to #23 - TardytheTurtle (10/02/2010) [-]
dude look above your comment
#26 to #25 - MassiveClawjob (10/02/2010) [-]
Dude i shall eat his children
User avatar #27 to #26 - TardytheTurtle (10/02/2010) [-]
don't forget your a1 steak sauce yeah it's that important
#29 to #27 - MassiveClawjob (10/02/2010) [-]
i threw the first punch on his comment... i now wait for a responce
User avatar #1 - JoeTheBadass (10/01/2010) [-]
this was hilarious!
#4 - DeadRogue **User deleted account** (10/01/2010) [-]
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