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ANTI JOKES!

If i get good feedback ill make MOAR!<br />
So let me know what you think!<br />
Heres part 2!<br />
Anti-Jokes 2: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1024848/ANTI+JOKES+PART+2/

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?
Howdo you fit an elephant inside your car?
Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.
Why are the inside of a black guys hands white?
Because he misworded really hard fbr asswhole life.
A duck walks into a bar- Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in
a nearly park-
How many j eyes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won' t and
hurt himself.
Why did the Mexican cross the street?
He didn' t
Have you noticed when you see geese faying and they' re in a V pattern, often one side
will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
There are more geese on that side.
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn' t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of faffing Ear.
What did one orphan say to the other?
My parents are dead.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to
the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can' t talk
The owl then eats the squirrel because it' s a bird of prey-
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get fbr Christmas?
Canter.
Your mom's so fat that when the stepson the scale, it displays a very large number.
Why was the black man good at basketball?
Because he practiced.
Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and
There' s an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example
of an integrated my.
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
Five.
A jaywalks intoa bar, hejsan mining his my
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#1 - frown (10/01/2010) [-]
#6 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (10/02/2010) [-]
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User avatar #5 - RainbowFish (10/02/2010) [-]
Why did the mexican cross the road?

BORDER is the word you're looking for
User avatar #4 - IleDile (10/02/2010) [-]
A horse walks into a bar.

Having no self control, he ***** all over the floor.
#8 - zongetsu (10/02/2010) [-]
y dident the mexican crss the street i did not get it
User avatar #7 - BlabbleFit (10/02/2010) [-]
I'm going to hell for laughing at the Cancer and Orphan ones.
User avatar #3 - kickassandchew (10/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
MOAR PLOX!! Wait, wtf am i saying? More please, thank you. xD For all you haters out there.
#2 - boredomavenger (10/01/2010) [-]
that made me lol, strangely enough
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