physics by trolls. /funny_pictures/1016327/physics+by+trolls+Part+2/<br /> Part 2 of this great learning tool. Hold magnets in hands Attach metal plate to physics troll unlimited energy
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physics by trolls

Hold magnets
in hands
Attach metal plate to
bottom of shoes
The magnets lift up on the metal plate allowing
you to fly
Step 1: can your blend,
lay across (Iona each
other, your feet
Step " Hold each others Incas,
ow Ill! each other up
TATA tune your
hardwired and r
teamwork.
Bro pulls at speed of light.
You travel haste
than ME
Put boiling water
Take out
m bouncy
ball material
on the floor
and the
ceiling
Aquire a
bouncy ball
Bounces
faster and
faster and
faster
rec,? -..?:] CONGRATULATIONS
Remove the
ceiling and YOU We "OW
jump onto in
the bouncy
ball
Person i lifts
up person 2
Person 2 then " up person I in mid air And through teamwork, they [earn how ' ©
before falling, then person I does the
same before falling
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#163 - falloutIII (10/01/2010) [-]
this makes as much sense as this
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#61 - theJENK (10/01/2010) [-]
Step 1: find a friend...
User avatar #95 to #61 - Thehomelessman (10/01/2010) [-]
step 2: ????
step 3: profit?
User avatar #257 - MnBran (10/01/2010) [-]
y'know, I can't see how the magnet one wouldn't work. I know that it wouldn't work, and that trying it would be ******** but I can't pinpoint WHAT stops it from working, theoretically making it able to work in my mind...
#258 to #257 - anon (10/01/2010) [-]
As in theoretically the magnets would pull you towards the metal plate, and gravity keeps you and the plate on the ground. The plate would not come up to the magnets.
User avatar #260 to #258 - MnBran (10/01/2010) [-]
But, magnets defy gravity all the time (You ever play with magnets? Feels good man.) Why can't you levitate the magnets on a larger scale?
User avatar #293 to #260 - The Troll Killer (10/01/2010) [-]
Magnets are like women. No one understands how they work, but fun as hell to play with.
#265 to #260 - hubbard **User deleted account** (10/01/2010) [-]
the magnets are attached to the plate via u

ever tried picking up a metal with a magnet whilst there attached to each other

feels bad man
User avatar #304 to #265 - ragemonster (10/02/2010) [-]
Couldn't you theoretically have a strong metal frame work to keep the magnets in place, which would force the magnets to raise you, as long as the magnet was really attracted to the bottom one, or get rid of the second magnet and have a piece of metal on the bottom.
******* magnets how do they work?
#259 to #257 - anon (10/01/2010) [-]
the metal would stay on the ground, the magnets would be pulled TO the metal,
User avatar #262 to #259 - MnBran (10/01/2010) [-]
But if you have the magnets in the air (any maybe jumped every so often) couldn't it drag the metal plate up due to the attraction?
User avatar #266 to #257 - TheTafrin (10/01/2010) [-]
The magnets would be pulled to the metal plate, unless you were strong enough to keep them up, but it would be impossible. In order to get strong enough magnets to attract the metal plate, they would have such an attraction that, no matter how strong, you wouldn't be able to keep them from going to the metal plate.
#275 to #257 - WeegeeTetroxide **User deleted account** (10/01/2010) [-]
if u were strong enough somehow, the metal floor would break your legs
#284 to #257 - anon (10/01/2010) [-]
The attraction of the magnets to the metal plate will pull you down, while the metal plate attracted to the magnets will force you up. Overall, you would stay stationary.
#16 to #15 - anon (09/30/2010) [-]
pic related
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#264 - Detox (10/01/2010) [-]
Bill Nye tells the truth
#187 - Benjimon (10/01/2010) [-]
They work. Come join me in space.
#206 to #187 - Decode (10/01/2010) [-]
THERE ARE NO CHILDREN IN SPACE!!!!!!
#55 - omseomse **User deleted account** (10/01/2010) [-]
User avatar #18 - McGuinness (09/30/2010) [-]
The KFC one violates no laws of physics, and is very possible.

*goes to buy equipment*
#133 to #18 - debman (10/01/2010) [-]
It does. It implies that the KFC is too high to reach for them, but everyone knows that all black people are able to jump as high as they want, especially when taunted with KFC.
User avatar #204 - Guess who (10/01/2010) [-]
Now only if these worked o.o underwater one doesnt work since we breath out CO2 and we need oxygen to live...
#222 to #204 - anon (10/01/2010) [-]
in ur mind, is that the only thing that prevents this brilliant plan?
User avatar #236 to #204 - KakashiHatake (10/01/2010) [-]
Pfft, silly mortals and their oxygen
User avatar #207 to #204 - Loppytaffy (10/01/2010) [-]
you breath in 21% o2, you breathe out 17% o2; it would work for a while but you'd feel out of breath.
#86 - Typhon (10/01/2010) [-]
im pretty sure the magnet one isnt right, but i dont know enough about magnets to dispute it
im pretty sure the magnet one isnt right, but i dont know enough about magnets to dispute it
User avatar #90 to #86 - chuca (10/01/2010) [-]
the way i figure it if u had a strong enough magnet to lift the metal plate it would crush your legs on the way to the magnet,and once it gets to the magnet u'd fall back to the ground,or the magnets would pull u to the metal plate,this is way no trolls have science degrees.
#89 to #86 - anon (10/01/2010) [-]
It's troll physics, not real physics. None of these would actually work.
User avatar #122 to #89 - killedkenny (10/01/2010) [-]
Except the kfc one, I do that all the time.
User avatar #167 - BrokenXbox (10/01/2010) [-]
ive always wonderd about the last one... but didnt want to look dumb asking my physics teacher if it would work...
#117 - iAmAWizard (10/01/2010) [-]
See this **** ?

Space travel.
#246 - thehoff (10/01/2010) [-]
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#281 to #246 - kechu (10/01/2010) [-]
dammit, i was postin this on all the troll physics, you beat me to it...no thumbs for me :(
#193 - Chancethaman (10/01/2010) [-]
third one is impossible when you breathe out you dont breathe out oxygen?
User avatar #219 to #193 - snogry (10/01/2010) [-]
There's approximately 20% oxygen in the air. When we breathe it in,we use some of that oxygen to oxygenate our blood. We breathe out the remaining 18-19%.

For example: When resuscitating somebody, why would you breathe into their mouth if you were not pushing in any oxygen? The amount of oxygen may be smaller but it is still enough to oxygenate enough of their blood.

With the third one, the amount of oxygen would become smaller and smaller each time you breathe in the bubble.

Sorry for ruining your fun.
#175 - dudeinabox (10/01/2010) [-]
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#141 - gtama (10/01/2010) [-]
anon physics  
  
hit broom infini9te times at the ceiling and fap like a god after 49 hours of using that broom
anon physics

hit broom infini9te times at the ceiling and fap like a god after 49 hours of using that broom
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