Does the girl you like have a boyfriend?. Step Eighteen : ???<br /> Sten Nineteen : Profit.. File :. gif-( 171 KB, 320x240, 1215736780152. gif) CI Anonymo Does the girl you like have a boyfriend? Step Eighteen : ???<br /> Sten Nineteen Profit File gif-( 171 KB 320x240 1215736780152 gif) CI Anonymo
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Does the girl you like have a boyfriend?. Step Eighteen : ???<br /> Sten Nineteen : Profit.. File :. gif-( 171 KB, 320x240, 1215736780152. gif) CI Anonymo

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Sten Nineteen : Profit.

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CI Anonymous CE/ 30/ 09( Sat) 15: 41 No. 138752880
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So, youre in lave with ane of , but she has a boyfriend and prabably wouldnt have sex with We
What We will need: I X knife, I X ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grew a beard.
Step One: Place the ring an finger and amid contact with yourfriend fer a month.
Step Twe: Stop shaving and use the sunbed to gain a tan.
Will countinue, Just
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Step Three: After a month when yam beard is full and is noticeable, remove the ring from .
Step Four: Psmove all yam clother and break into yourfriend' s house.
Step Five: Use the knife to cut yam bedy in Various places. maid the face. If possible, faces an yam back. The mere bleed the better.
Step Six: Enter yourfriend' s bedroom and lie face dawn an the floor. Wait fer her return.
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Step Seven: When she enters the ream pretend to be unconscious. Allow harte turn We dyer and try to wake We fer a few seconds before We epin
yam eyes. The injuries to yam bedy will serve as a distraction to yam nakedness. She will be mere concerned about instead offerring
the naked man in her ream.
Step Eight: When she asks Wu what' s happened Wu ahould ignore her questions. Instead Wu must act confused and ask the date. If it' s September
15th she will say 'September 15th' to which Wu meet reply We, what year is it?'
Step Nine: Upon hearing the year say the wards 'It worked.' Pretend to lose consciousness again fer a few seconds, implying that whatever it is that has
wacked task a great effort.
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Step Ten: If yourfriend is a curious persin she will prabably ask What wacked? even if she Wasn' t ask this question it is important that Wu new say
the wards {Insert Friend' s Name), I' m from the future' in yam meet deadpan Wise.
Step Eleven: Pause fartin seconds to ofthe situation to sink in. There will be no reason fer harte doubt yam claim, because
yam beard will make Wu appear many years elder and yam cute warld add weight to the idea that yams came from a postapocalyptic future where a
war is currently taking place.
Step Twelve: Raise yam left hand to yourface. All wemen are very observant, ea yourfriend will immediately notice the tanline an finger. If
she is educated to a decent standard she will realise that Wu are married and yam ring has simply disappeared, because clothing and other items
cannot travel through time. Your nudity will support this.
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Step Thirteen: Now camee the hard part - The monologue. In yam awn wards Wu must give a speech in which Wu mention all key points:
a) We are married to each other in the future
b) Her current boyfriend is dead
c) The world is coming to an end. It' s up to Wu to pick a reason, but I warld recommend a war against machines. This whale situation will be backed up
by the Terminater franchise
d) In the future yam relationship is not going well
e) reeks came back in time because Wu cant help but feel that she warld have been her current boyfriend if he hadnt been killed
Her current boyfriend is going to be hit by a bus an a day ear mantha from her present. She ahould stop him going to wark that day
g) If she does exactly what Wu say this current Version of yourselfkill be erased and Wu will never get married. If she questions this flaw in beartime
travel logic, because Wu cannot change the past, simply reference Back to the Future
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Step Fourteen: Unless yourfriend is made of stone she will new be evertime by emotion, especially at yam selflessness. Get to and gs to
kiss her goodbye. It is important that Wu do this with the confidence afa man wha has done this to her many times.
Step Fifteen: There is new no possible way that Wu aren' t about to have sex with her. We' re naked, kissing her, in her bedroom, agreeing to erase a
Version of history to make her happy. And as far as she knows yams had sex many times in a future that will no Sanger happen, ea she
thinks to maybe she ahould have ane memery of it.
Step Sixteen: After having the sex, ask to barrow same clother then leave.
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Step Seventeen: Shave off yam beard and coat finger in fake tan. Carry an as if nothing has happened. There will be three possible
l) During the sex same feelings that she didnt know existed are awakened and she will leave her boyfriend for We.
2) Life will carry an as normal.
3) We will be filled with guilt because euphie moral grey area where We aren' t entirely sure ifthat yams done counts as same kind level rape.
We will take yam awn life by hanging, everdeen cutting.
Prove me wrong.
CI Omega CE/ 30/ 09( Sat) 15: 45: 44 No. 138753544
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This anon is a evil mastermind.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
User avatar #1 - Shrynesnotfunny
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(09/29/2010) [-]
if that doesn't work a brick will
#6 - zeespy
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(09/30/2010) [-]
an* evil mastermind
User avatar #4 - havocado
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/30/2010) [-]
chloroform works good too?
User avatar #3 - Dap
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#2 - LocoJoe
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(09/29/2010) [-]
Oh my...
#5 - ikeelyou **User deleted account**
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(09/30/2010) [-]
Probably going to the front but, repost. Just saying.