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Not Always Right 3

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I am Filipino, but people often mistake me her Chinese due m
y pale skin. Another Filipino co- worker semes in while I am
irking with a customer. We exchange greetings in Tagalog,
Filipino language with sema Spanish influences.)
u. -r. tamer: "Gay that again. That thing you said that ether
Er: "Kubista?"
u. -r. tamer: “Came awe’. That' s Spanish! What deas a Chinese
dude need knew Spanish fer?"
Er: "Actually, f-"
u. -r. temari: "Gay something else in Spanish!"
Er: "sir, I dent speak Spanish very well."
u. -r. temari: "Came en! Say seomthing!"
Er: "Tomantos'?"
u. -r. temari: “view! Hey, w you speak Chinese?"
u. -r. temari: "Came en new! You must knew sema Chinese!"
u. -r. temari: “New say something in Japanese!"
u. -r. temari: "Japanese!"
Er: "Arigatoo?"
w Russian!"
Third Time Is Not Charming
I work in a ground office, and am usually the only one
working within view of both the Front and back doors. J
Cu. -Hemmer: 'coming in hem the back hallway"' "Hello, Cm here
fer my appointment."
MEY: "With whe?"
With [Name]?
Ha: “I think yeu' in the wrang whee."
customer: "Oh, terribly awry." 'goes back down m the
backdoor, and reappears hem the front door a new minutes
eater"‘ "Hello, Cm here sea [Name] fer my appointment?"
He: "Ma' am, this is the same whee. You have go dawn the
stairs in the parking let get [Company Name]. They' re en
the basement level."
customer: "Oh! That explains it, thank yeu!" 'heads out the
frend door again, but wanders back down the back hallway
almost comedia tel y *
He: "still in the wrang place, ma' am. You need go
Cu. -Hemmer: *sceaming and glaring' "Ytou' re much less pelata
than the ether twe beys!"
Corrupt The Kids And “few! Have Ht”
m a female. I' recently shaved my head her charity. J
thestorm" s Sen: "Mum, there' s a !"
customer: 'distracted' “Is there darling?"
thestorm" s Sen: "Yes, at the sauntar."
fr. he mother glares at me. J
customer: “I see."
thestorm" s Sen: "Can I be a ?"
customer: “He. He you canned."
fr. hey Finish what they‘ re doing and as they‘ re leaving the
mother caius me ever. J
Cuitemark: “I dent care what you w at heme, but if you
want pass fer female in public, buy a d'"'"'" wig. Ytou' re
the kids!"
Making Phoney Claims
A female customer has just left the stere after receiving her
order. She then returns, extremely agito ted. J
customer: "My pheny is missing!"
He: "Did you leave it in the stere?"
C) f course net! Cm net stupid. ft was in my car!"
Ha: “I' m sorry, ends turned in a pheny."
f The customer then proceeds m search all ever the not-
exa shop, including overturning the wastebasket in
the restroom and questioning other patrons. Meanwhile, I
take my rather expensive phone m check the
time. J
customer: "Hey, that' s my pheny!"
customer: "Dal lie ma! people whe werk someplace like
this cant afford phenis like that! Is that why you made my
erday take so leng? Se you cerld steal my phone?"
He: "Are you saying while your was being made, I
snuck wt the back deer, ran around the building, found the
ena car in the parking let that balenced you, brake in, stale
your pheny, and get back in time help the next customer in
Cuitemark: “Se you admit it! Cm calling the polica!"
I Scream Fraud
He: "Hello, [ice cream department]. Hew may I
help yeu?"
customer: sounding angry' “I just purchased sema tof your
ice cream fer my sen and new has brenan wt in hives! He has
an allergy and all your ingredients sheild be clearly labelled!"
Ha: “I' m sorry hear that, ma' am. ft deas say that our ice
cream is beth peanut and gluten thee, and our ingredients are
available upen request, as they vary, depending en the type
tof ice cream semaine borders."
Cu. -Hemmer: "Well you didn' t tell me that before! And new my
sen has brenan wt in hives! This is all your fault!"
Me:''!'- I ask what your sen is allergic m?"
customer: "sucrose. I dent see why this matters."
He: raises ' ''' “Bur ice cream deosnt certain
At this point, said customer? young sen walks in, iceking
perfectly fine and eating his ice cream. J
customer: 'surprised' “I teld you wait outside!" "in a
fewer voice"‘ "Land wt tof sight!"
Phoning It In
A customer phones up 5 minutes before we chase, to try and
track some products she ordered but ha vent been delivered. J
He: "Okay, Cm just going need take your contact
details, so I can try and trace your erday. Can I take your
address and your
pheny number?"
customer: “I dent have a pheny."
He: “Hew are we speaking new?"
customer: “I dent knew."
Vision Vs Premission
customer: "Twp."
He: “Fer which devia?"
customer: '''sicence'''
Me: "Which devia weild you like see?"
customer: science"‘
He: "Can you hear me?"
customer: "Yes, I said twe!"
Ha: “I heard that, but you have tell me which devia you
want sea before I can sell you a ticket."
customer: "Oh, f have pick we?"
Actions Point Louder Than Words
Father: "Hi, Cm here drop eff my sen."
if I notice there is another child with him, who is of Asian
descent. J
He: “Is this ether child yours tee?"
Father: “Uh , has a foreign exchange student hem Japan."
He: “Sh! That' s nice. Does he speak English?"
Father: “Ne, nena at all, actually."
He: "Well, deas your sen speak Japanese?"
Father: "Nat a lick."
He: “Hew are we supposed communicate with him? This is
an cutdeep camp, sir. He cerld get hurt if he cant understand
Father: “I' m sure yeu' ll be fine. Just paint a let."
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User avatar #40 - shapow (09/29/2010) [-]
Same thing happened to me, the phone one, I was shopping, when I saw my friend (who works there) loading some bags nto a customers nice, big, Black....BMW 4wd, so I decided to help him out
Costumer "Hey, thanks for the help
Me "No problem"
I took out my phone (brand new, $800 smart phone that I won).
Costumer "HEY! Give my phone back!"
They took it, and to prove them that it was my phone. I made the guy open the photo files, and see what there was
Me "Now, is that YOUR porn, or MY porn? Would your wife like to know about this or what?"
costumer *Hands back phone* "Little **** * and he drove off, funniest thing EVER!
User avatar #73 to #40 - Orphen (09/29/2010) [-]
User avatar #44 to #40 - Connarhea (09/29/2010) [-]
beast reply man, ******* beast!
User avatar #45 to #44 - shapow (09/29/2010) [-]
It was the best reply I ever made, and amazingly, a day later I found a phone in that parking spot, same phone I have, which means it was his, and it was raining the night before XD
User avatar #77 to #45 - Connarhea (09/29/2010) [-]
that seriously was your week wasn't it :D I'd give you a cyber handjob in celebration if it wasn't against all my morals....... **** I typing out loud again?

was the phone not able to be sold?
User avatar #80 to #77 - shapow (09/30/2010) [-]
The phone i found was wet, it rained the day before, and I found it on the ground, I don't think it would even turn on. And my week? HELL YEAH!
#34 - PetaGriffeen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#52 to #34 - ScottShelby (09/29/2010) [-]
...Theres an app for it..
#36 - anon (09/29/2010) [-]
"Put on a d*** wig!"
Put on a dick wig?
#37 to #36 - anon (09/29/2010) [-]
Thank you!! i thought i was the only one who thought like that...
User avatar #42 to #37 - Connarhea (09/29/2010) [-]
same :s and wtf is H*** toupee? ( I bet it's really obvious and I now look like a dick wig :( lol)
#65 - Kraid (09/29/2010) [-]
(#4) Call the police? with what phone?
#68 to #65 - MnBran (09/29/2010) [-]
Win troll is win
Win troll is win
#70 to #68 - Kraid (09/29/2010) [-]
why thank you good sir, thumbs for you
User avatar #6 - KingJulian (09/29/2010) [-]
#59 - SlowpokeAttack (09/29/2010) [-]
Now do black!
Now do black!
#51 - HIMTheSixSixSix (09/29/2010) [-]
third from the bottom...connected to 4th one maybe?
#58 - YouHaveJustWon (09/29/2010) [-]
"just point a lot"
User avatar #7 - PHATTMATT (09/29/2010) [-]
User avatar #4 - shibadoowaby (09/29/2010) [-]
in the end of "making phoney claims" you should of said, "not without your phone!"
User avatar #1 - xxbillygoatxx (09/28/2010) [-]
im filipino too, there are places that actually speak spanish here in the philippines, but i could only speak bisaya... tagalog is hard for me
#3 to #1 - PivAd (09/28/2010) [-]
I could only speak Tagalog and English

pfft lol
User avatar #5 to #1 - imASIAN (09/29/2010) [-]
im Filipino-Chinese... but i dont know a word of Chinese instead, i speak Korean.... i know Tagalog and Cebuano :)
User avatar #10 to #5 - xxbillygoatxx (09/29/2010) [-]
Do you not see what the anon just said?
#8 to #1 - anon (09/29/2010) [-]
filipinos are fags, java all the way
User avatar #9 to #8 - xxbillygoatxx (09/29/2010) [-]
that hurts my feelings :(
User avatar #79 to #8 - imASIAN (09/30/2010) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - xxbillygoatxx (09/28/2010) [-]
HOLY CRAP!! I'm typing in English! what the **** ?!
#74 - Crusader (09/29/2010) [-]
#61 - anon (09/29/2010) [-]
How is she meant to call the cops if she lost her phone?
User avatar #60 - UncommonSense (09/29/2010) [-]
boy lady.
#50 - MartinTheAvenger (09/29/2010) [-]
kumusta is just how are u? in my language
User avatar #78 to #50 - Connarhea (09/29/2010) [-]
and he clears that up :) ty
#82 to #78 - MartinTheAvenger (10/01/2010) [-]
ur welcome :)
or "walang anuman"
User avatar #49 - ScruffytheJanitor (09/29/2010) [-]
Holy **** , I actually saw the First, and Fourth one on the website!
User avatar #53 - LaLobaNegra (09/29/2010) [-]
******* love this! thankk you, this is what fj should be. =]
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#67 to #39 - kalamundooo (09/29/2010) [-]
notalwaysright. com
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User avatar #55 - UncertifiedTroll (09/29/2010) [-]
Stupid piece of **** is reposting something on FJ that's been posted maybe 5 times already.
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