Pick up lines!. I might make others depending on the thumb results<br /> #2 is here!<br /> /funny_pictures/1002555/Pick+up+lines+2/. Funny sickpup l pick up lines no one will Even read me im Just some dumb tags
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Pick up lines!

Pick up lines!. I might make others depending on the thumb results<br /> #2 is here!<br /> /funny_pictures/1002555/Pick+up+lines+2/. Funny sickpup l

I might make others depending on the thumb results<br />
#2 is here!<br />
/funny_pictures/1002555/Pick+up+lines+2/

Funny sickpup lines make yeu lei!
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My magic watch says that you den' t
have on any underwear. (She says yes I do)
Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast "
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn
I saw you checking out my package. "
I lest my teddy bear, will you sleep with
I den' t know much about pies but
DAMN you make my banana cream. "
See my friend over there? He wants
know if you think I' m cute. "
Yeu' re like a prize winning fish. I dent
know whether eat you or mount you. "
Do I know you? Cause you leek a let like
my next girlfriend. "
Was your Dad a baker? Because yeu'
got a nice set of buns. "
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your
right leg is Christmas, can I visit you
between the holidays? "
Want mew?
Then gimme a thumb!
Me if you thumb (i)
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Submitted: 09/26/2010
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User avatar #7 - JklnHyd (09/27/2010) [-]
Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun, get in the van
#10 to #7 - Rascal (09/27/2010) [-]
roses are red

violets are blue

now bend over, cause im goin to rape you
User avatar #8 - PedobearInDisguise (09/27/2010) [-]
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
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#11 - DeadRogue **User deleted account** (09/27/2010) [-]
If I thumb this up...you'll get a boner? Would that be a thumbjob?
#12 to #11 - FerbyRapper (09/27/2010) [-]
I guess it would be!
User avatar #6 - Dennycrumbubble (09/26/2010) [-]
did you just fart? cuz you blew me away
User avatar #2 - imapyrit (09/26/2010) [-]
these are hilarious haha i wnder if they work some guy use these and see cuz im like a chick and a lot of those would be weird from me lol
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User avatar #4 to #2 - ZeGerman ONLINE (09/26/2010) [-]
suuuuure they work. that is, if the guy using them digs obese trailer trash girls with just half a brain. :)
User avatar #5 to #4 - imapyrit (09/26/2010) [-]
HAHAHA XD ohhh harsh but hilarious lol good burn
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