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User avatar #188 - MasterOfDynomite (09/10/2010) [-]
Jesus is greater than or equal to this "guy"
#187 - SUPERIAN (09/07/2010) [-]
That video was fake they said it
User avatar #185 - ufaloomp (09/06/2010) [-]
i bet u have to be fast as shit
User avatar #184 - Setari (09/05/2010) [-]
http://www.hi-tec.com/liquid-mountaineering/

They say it's fake on their website. Case closed.

http://www..hi-tec.com/liquid-mountaineering/

(In case the other link doesn't work, remove the second period after the www.)
User avatar #186 to #184 - ZELDAC (09/06/2010) [-]
it is fake. it says so on the website
User avatar #183 - Successor (09/05/2010) [-]
I like the EFG on the bottom lol
User avatar #182 - Obscurity (09/05/2010) [-]
ME PREDICTS THE NEXT PAGE IS A FATAL ERROR
User avatar #181 - chanowar (09/05/2010) [-]
GET THE PUPPIES JESUS!
#180 - tbagin (09/05/2010) [-]
Well fuck your logic.
#177 - badassboss (09/05/2010) [-]
that was so last season
User avatar #176 - Benn Grego (09/05/2010) [-]
all the things you can do with shallow water
#178 to #176 - DukeOfNukem (09/05/2010) [-]
it might be shallow but i watched how they did and they just ran full force at an angle and ran across the water they also have water proof shoes
User avatar #175 - FUKit (09/05/2010) [-]
Just think of the intensity you have to have to believe you really can fucking walk on water
User avatar #173 - kiddoforever (09/05/2010) [-]
I saw that show, it was awesome.
User avatar #171 - Arrrgimmapirate (09/05/2010) [-]
If you think having water resistant shoes will make you run on water, then you are wrong. Think about it, the only thing that water resistant shoes does, is keep water from soaking into the shoe at all. They created a post explaining how it was fake, and how they put a DECK underneath the water.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/great-moments-in-journalism-local-news-tea m-duped-by-walking-on-water-hoax
User avatar #174 to #171 - Loonatic (09/05/2010) [-]
troll!!! ruin the illusion whoever cares that its fake has no real fun we know its not real! but we enjoy it anyways cause it looks cool. like movie special effects we know its not real but it looks AMAZING.!=D
User avatar #153 - Harmoria (09/05/2010) [-]
Fuck all you who say it is a hoax. Look up your shit next time. Fuck you all. It isn't anything special about the people either. It's the shoes and gear they wear

[url deleted]
User avatar #154 to #153 - Harmoria (09/05/2010) [-]
[url deleted] /watch?v=Oe3St1GgoHQ
User avatar #159 to #158 - Harmoria (09/05/2010) [-]
and how did you do that?
#162 to #159 - ChompersMcNibbles (09/05/2010) [-]
Can't post links until you level up.
User avatar #163 to #162 - Harmoria (09/05/2010) [-]
lame
User avatar #172 to #163 - Pedosnake (09/05/2010) [-]
yes you are
#152 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
that is physically impossible lol, water has almost on density, i'm pretty sure you have to exceed a speed limit of 60 mph only if you're 80 pounds or less, a ski-doo can only cross water going 120 mph or more and it's 400 pounds.
#157 to #152 - ChompersMcNibbles (09/05/2010) [-]
Tell that to this spider...
And these guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3St1GgoHQ

water actually has a very high surface tension. The harder you hit it, the "harder" it becomes. That's why if you belly flop, it hurts...A LOT!
#167 to #157 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
mythbusters took this video and proved that you can't walk on water, the guys even admitted afterwards that there was a glass board underneath in the water, that's why he falls after running so far.. if he was running off of a flat surface onto water, most likely he wouldn't be stepping harder and he wouldn't get much speed. the momentum you gain from running is very little compared to a lot of other things, a spider weighs 1/100 of a pound or less. obviously you need to be very light. you can float, but not walk on water. the surface of water is no different than the water underneath it. when you belly flop, you're most likely doing it from a height thus gaining momentum and all of your body weight is going into it. thats why it hurts.
User avatar #170 to #167 - Harmoria (09/05/2010) [-]
the surface of the water is much different than the water beneath is dickplumber. It's called the surface of the water and it has surface tension. Look it up.
User avatar #164 to #157 - Harmoria (09/05/2010) [-]
way to steal my link
#166 to #164 - ChompersMcNibbles (09/05/2010) [-]
Yeah, because I could gather my link from [url deleted].

I had this video saved in my favorites on Youtube for a long time. You're a dumbass and I hate you. Suck a dick.
#156 to #152 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
You obviously have not done very much in school on physics because there are many different variables than what you have posted I will not thumb you down but you seriously don't know enough to even say anything on this matter.
User avatar #151 - BrutalAnalRapist (09/05/2010) [-]
LIKE A BOSS!
User avatar #150 - Obscurity (09/05/2010) [-]
Is it just me seeing doubles on the front page for every pic after this one?

Cuz if so I think admin dun goof'd
User avatar #149 - antistar (09/05/2010) [-]
WARNING: I GUARANTEE THE NEXT PAGE WILL BE A FATAL ERROR
User avatar #155 to #149 - avocadoXD (09/05/2010) [-]
it was
#148 - anonymous (09/05/2010) [-]
Entertaining or not the people that made the video already admitted to it being fake with step-by-step instructions as to how they did it (which was actually fairly complicated). I don't understand why people are arguing about its authenticity.
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