Serial butt stabber

MS Paint skills status: Off the charts

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CARLOS

Why all replies are so butthurt?

damnit carlos

A reminder: Everyone hated Carlos in the show and now everyone hates you.

Did you just

...Thumb an idiot down? Yes, yes I did.

Dude, this was over a week ago.

this is more of Saints Row

I wanted to thumb you but I'm not level 40.
It's the thought that counts?

Not on my watch.

Don't complain about that, ever.

i can never forgive you

You're name is blue, hoe can't you thumb? I'm confus.

here you go

The first Markiplier I've ever seen on Funnyjunk. Keep up the good work sir.

No way, I subscribed last week and this is also the first time ever I see anything about this wonderful man here.

my favorite
BYEEEEEEEEEE

I don't get it

watch?v=_-xqXhGpRLQ&bpctr=1380117337 Youtube

A Misratan militia took Gaddafi prisoner, beating him and stabbing him in the anus, causing serious injuries; the events were filmed on a cell phone. Pulled onto the front of a pick-up truck, he fell off as it drove away. His semi-naked, lifeless body was then placed into an ambulance and taken to Misrata; upon arrival, he was found to be dead.

Good riddance

Rebels sodomized Gaddafi with a knife, killing him in the process, he had a truly horrible death.

you beat me to it

"He's gonna GET meh!"

I see you have played knifey spooney before.

I have, and I won.

I have a pretty messed up life.

An ass for an ass

Glad i do not live in America. or a big city for that matter.
Most violent thing that has happened around my area is a guy was chopped up with a machete because him and his housemate disagreed what colour their house should be.

Violence can happen anywhere. I recommend you get a gun for home defense, just in case. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Then i would need a gun license and a reason to have a gun other than protection, like hunting and i don't go hunting

Not sure where you live, but most counties I know will let you have a weapon for self defense.

Australia we have pretty much the strictest gun laws you can have, which is actually a good thing believe it or not, for a population of 22 million we have on average 250 murders annually.

People do not like killing people, being able to do nothing but pull a trigger to kill someone is just to damned easy.

I disagre with the gun laws bit but the law is the law.

Food for thought: frontpagemag.com/2012/dgreenfield/british-doctors-call-for-ban-on-long-kitchen-knives-to-end-stabbings/

Lol that is funny as fuck.

>Most violent thing that has happened around my area is a guy was chopped up with a machete because him and his housemate disagreed what colour their house should be.

You say that as if it's "not that violent" - haha. At least that's what I took from it. I see you're from AUS, where body armor is considered a dangerous weapon.

Britfag here, I'm glad guns aren't legal here. Would hate to think of every filthy lower-class chav having access to a firearm.

frontpagemag.com/2012/dgreenfield/british-doctors-call-for-ban-on-long-kitchen-knives-to-end-stabbings/ Wonder how long till you ban toenail clippers

According to the man who was stabbed, it felt kind of like mosquito bites or something.

As far as I've heard, the sharper the instrument the less pain it inflicts.

Hopefully that was a sharp knife.