Can I has?. .. That otter is adorable. Like otters tend to be. otter
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User avatar #1 - rikter (09/23/2013) [-]
That otter is adorable. Like otters tend to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - torchrose (09/23/2013) [-]
Until they rape seals to death
User avatar #3 to #2 - rikter (09/23/2013) [-]
In an adorable way.
User avatar #6 to #2 - bakinboy (09/23/2013) [-]
thats dolphins
User avatar #7 to #6 - schmitty (09/23/2013) [-]
No its not.
#8 to #7 - alucardi (09/23/2013) [-]
So I had a relevant .gif
So I had a relevant .gif
User avatar #16 to #8 - schmitty (09/24/2013) [-]
That's a person, not a seal.
User avatar #25 to #16 - coolranchderpitos (09/24/2013) [-]
same difference
User avatar #19 to #16 - alucardi (09/24/2013) [-]
All I heard was rape
then dolphins.
User avatar #18 to #2 - tenthdivine (09/24/2013) [-]
I like to think of it as a giant otter having consensual sex with a normal-sized seal and then the seal takes a nap because it's tired.

It's still horrifying... Loving otters has become a guilty pleasure...
#4 - saxong (09/23/2013) [-]
Was wondering what the original version was, thanks!
Was wondering what the original version was, thanks!
#17 - cantankerousotter (09/24/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		, that's adorable
Holy **** , that's adorable
#20 - tenthdivine (09/24/2013) [-]
I 			*******		 love otters so much and nothing's gonna change that.
I ******* love otters so much and nothing's gonna change that.
User avatar #22 to #20 - bowmasta (09/24/2013) [-]
Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball.
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#29 to #23 - magerogue (09/24/2013) [-]
why would your username be such... wtf...
User avatar #26 to #20 - LassieIsCool ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Thats what my ferret dose before he ***** ...
User avatar #27 to #26 - tenthdivine (09/24/2013) [-]
Dude I want a ferret so bad... Any tips on raising one?
User avatar #28 to #27 - sladee (09/24/2013) [-]
give it food and water, let it sleep when it's tired and finally, keep it clean.
#38 to #28 - tenthdivine (09/24/2013) [-]
Thanks m8
User avatar #39 to #38 - sladee (09/24/2013) [-]
With pleasure
#36 to #27 - LassieIsCool ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Well seeing mine is a spiteful little **** who looks at you then backs into a corner to "pretend' to **** for attention then when you go him he runs off nooking.

Watch them always!

But seriously, teach them not to bite from the start, I flick mine on the nose when he bites but others just say no really loud. And most people say when they bite you you have to choke them to get them off, you don't have to, just stick your finger in their mouth. Mine will bite strangers still but not my family, but okay with kids.

To fed them meat you have to give it to them at the start. Mine eats kitten food, they need cat food with the most protein, he likes red meat and hates chicken unless its cooked.

He use t live inside but only used his litter when he wanted, They love corners to go in. He lives in a cage now. You can litter train them but he likes to go where he wants.

If you want a girl and don't breed her, when she comes in heat she will bleed out, so desexed here when you can. With boys they stink more when they have balls, mines de-balled. Only wash them once or twice a month. other wise they will stink more. And trim claws often.

Pic related. My cat and Ferret
#37 to #36 - tenthdivine (09/24/2013) [-]
Awww they're adorable! I have a cat too.

Is it okay to keep em in a cage but let them run around in the yard sometimes? I wouldn't leave one out in my yard because a lot of coyotes and alligators come into my yard at night... but I wouldn't want to leave one in a cage all the time, and I certainly wouldn't be able to have one running around pissing and ******** all over the place, that'd be AWFUL.

Do males smell worse than females? Also, why do males smell worse when their balls are intact? That's a bit odd...

Pic related, my cat <3
User avatar #41 to #37 - LassieIsCool ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
If they get out and get lost they wont come back they have no sense of direction. And the balls thing i just a male thing, he'll want to breed and such so he'll let out more of a smell.
User avatar #49 to #41 - tenthdivine (09/24/2013) [-]
Oh interesting haha.

and I won't let it get lost or anything I'll make like a little fenced in area for it to play in or something, thanks for all your advice!
#40 - SnacksJr (09/24/2013) [-]
>Otters FW
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#35 to #34 - xula **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
All the otter gifs I have
All the otter gifs I have
User avatar #11 - crampers (09/23/2013) [-]
No! You can have the otter one
User avatar #12 to #11 - DisTurbdKanYE (09/23/2013) [-]
ur pun level is to good
#45 - gibroner (09/24/2013) [-]
I must have an otter... NOW!
I must have an otter... NOW!
#15 - anon (09/24/2013) [-]
Jesus. At first I saw a fireman rescuing something from what seemed to be an overturned bus.. then suddenly OTTER.

i sort of like my version better
#51 - Dember ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 - threeeighteen (09/24/2013) [-]
Great, now I want an otter. Might as well just get a zoo with how FunnyJunk seems to find every adorable creature for me to want.
User avatar #48 to #47 - Zeigh (09/24/2013) [-]
Ferrets are the next best thing.
User avatar #50 to #48 - threeeighteen (09/24/2013) [-]
They're illegal in my state I think, something about us not being allowed to have fun.
#46 - tubbsinlubbers (09/24/2013) [-]
Not gana lie ....

Thought it was a dog at first
User avatar #13 - georgeojffs (09/23/2013) [-]
That is otterly adorable
#5 - aflyingelephant (09/23/2013) [-]
what the hell did i just read?
what the hell did i just read?
#21 to #5 - ethanfromhell (09/24/2013) [-]
are you suggesting some type of intercourse with otters or are you actually so confused that you mis-read a picture?
User avatar #10 to #5 - trollinggenius (09/23/2013) [-]
i think youre in the wrong thread m8
#9 to #5 - alucardi (09/23/2013) [-]
What the hell WERE you reading?
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User avatar #24 - leevoquer (09/24/2013) [-]
I...I want one. Please?
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