Moses and his 15 commandments. .. Looks like he "broke the rules".... shit
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User avatar #7 - nostrophus ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Looks like he "broke the rules"....
#41 to #7 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
see this you butthurt ******* under level 40, THIS is how you get over the level 40 barrier
#20 to #7 - trevanman (09/20/2013) [-]
only five of the fifteen
#17 to #7 - downtrail (09/20/2013) [-]
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#22 to #11 - kampi ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
#25 - Pred (09/20/2013) [-]
♫ Breaking the law, breaking the law ♪ ♫
User avatar #13 - thathorse (09/20/2013) [-]
I ******* love that movie, source is "History Of The World Part 1"
Moses - Ten Commandments - Mel Brooks
User avatar #6 - thatfunnynerd (09/20/2013) [-]
This explains why the most important commandments got lost
Thou shalt not be a swag fag
Thou shalt not get pregnant before age of 18
Thou shalt not make fun of people for still playing pokemon
Thou shalt not twerk
Thou shalt not rap using ***** to rhyme with *****
#10 to #6 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
yay no. 13
User avatar #30 to #6 - mrslippyfist (09/20/2013) [-]
thou shalt not sit on a computer all day on sites like FJ judging people
User avatar #16 to #6 - konradkurze (09/20/2013) [-]
lets just leave it at "Thall Shall not Rap"

User avatar #27 to #6 - mergedchief (09/20/2013) [-]
i strongly agree with the thirteenth commandment.
User avatar #12 to #6 - iridium (09/20/2013) [-]
You do understand that getting married having children under 18 was pretty much how it was done for most people until like the 20th century, right?
#24 to #12 - teenytinyspider (09/20/2013) [-]
Because you were dead by 30, if not sooner.
#18 to #12 - thegameujustlost (09/20/2013) [-]
Swag, fag, ***** or twerk were not actual words back then
Pokemon nor rap didnt even exists back then.

And this ***** complaints about beeing prego b4 age 18.
User avatar #28 to #18 - cyanidesandvich (09/20/2013) [-]
i'm sure they must have been in some dialect.
they may not have meant the same thing, but could have used the same sound.

after all, we don't know what ancient Egyptian actually sounds like spoken, they could have called said " ***** " for house for all we know
just a fun fact to make you 'fink'
#1 - xnachelpor (09/19/2013) [-]
>Gods FW
>Gods FW
#29 - cosmicapprentice (09/20/2013) [-]
Moses' FW
#8 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
common misconception. All ten were written on each tablet, one was the "original" one was the copy, one copy for each party, a common custom with covenants such as this one.
User avatar #26 to #8 - faithrider (09/20/2013) [-]
and if you want to be technical, Moses broke the first set of those commandments. but we're not being technical,we are being funny and his was damn hilarious. niw shut the hell up and go back to your corner
#31 to #8 - arreatface ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
anon pls
#2 - dillnyethepikleguy (09/19/2013) [-]
"Dude, really? Wtf"
#37 - kiermatv (09/20/2013) [-]
The lord Jehovah has given unto those fifteen....
*Break*
TEN commandments

I love this movie
#42 - toncheky ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
"Oy."
#40 - kingkaga (09/20/2013) [-]
Moses was probably the only character in history to break all 10 commandments at the same time...and I thought I was bad

Exodus 32:19
And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh unto the camp, that he saw the calf, and the dancing: and Moses’ anger waxed hot, and he_ cast the tables out of his hands, and brake them beneath the mount.
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#32 - jaquezable (09/20/2013) [-]
what if the tablet that broke was 1-5, and the other 2 were 6-15
#33 to #32 - jaquezable (09/20/2013) [-]
or better yet 6-10 broke and what he had left was 1-5 and 11-15
User avatar #23 - aqwtg (09/20/2013) [-]
i lost it at oy
User avatar #21 - annand (09/20/2013) [-]
......."TEN RULES!....TEN!!!!|
User avatar #15 - imcadence (09/20/2013) [-]
hell oh leeh
User avatar #3 - phoxic ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #4 to #3 - kerfufflemachtwo (09/19/2013) [-]
History of the World: Part 1.
#5 to #4 - idoliam (09/20/2013) [-]
Have you seen a pack of trojans?
Have you seen a pack of trojans?
User avatar #9 to #5 - soultheft (09/20/2013) [-]
you sir get a thumb for this .gif
User avatar #35 to #5 - ryanon (09/20/2013) [-]
Gee, I just ran out!
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