Girlfriend wants to have sex.. .
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#23 - royrogersmcfreely ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at Warblegarble ** Mfw my gf wants to have sex
#76 to #23 - hockeycrazysteve (09/16/2013) [-]
**hockeycrazysteve rolled a random image posted in comment #4357572 at Click an item and pick it up ** mfw random girl wants the d
#58 to #23 - tonkkax (09/16/2013) [-]
**tonkkax rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Some Things You See With Your Eyes ** How about this one?
#62 to #58 - boydaranga (09/16/2013) [-]
how about you keep your rolls to yourself?
#134 to #62 - tonkkax (09/16/2013) [-]
I can't decide what i roll if its about the pony picture.
I can't decide what i roll if its about the pony picture.
#135 to #134 - boydaranga (09/16/2013) [-]
It looks like you're suggesting a different picture instead of going with the one that he already has.   
you should never do that with a roll, because you never know what it would be.   
   
a simple "mfw" would have sufficed.
It looks like you're suggesting a different picture instead of going with the one that he already has.
you should never do that with a roll, because you never know what it would be.

a simple "mfw" would have sufficed.
User avatar #137 to #135 - tonkkax (09/16/2013) [-]
That's some pretty stupid logic.
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#78 to #23 - lesrin (09/16/2013) [-]
your gf
User avatar #27 to #23 - sadisticsalmon (09/16/2013) [-]
Your poor girlfriend, and you are one messed up kid.
#2 - olosos (09/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #118 to #2 - giljo ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Cant remember what movie this was from... Bruce almighty?
User avatar #119 to #118 - olosos (09/16/2013) [-]
Yes
#8 - demented (09/15/2013) [-]
This is a really high quality gif jesus christ
#117 to #8 - jpthecursed (09/16/2013) [-]
You ain't seen nothin' yet, boy.
You ain't seen nothin' yet, boy.
#132 to #117 - tommygeezus (09/16/2013) [-]
i thought that was shrek when i first saw it..
User avatar #17 to #8 - thetom (09/16/2013) [-]
why did i think it said "of jesus christ"
#30 - rafekee (09/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#79 to #30 - scootalooisyourgod (09/16/2013) [-]
I dunno man, but when hearing your partner or anyone's (I prefer a romantic partner as an example) heartbeat/their tummy going up and down from breathing is a really intimate and cute thing to me. Especially if their heart is pounding because of how they feel about you.

Sorry for the mushy gushiness
#143 to #79 - mrturferpop (09/25/2013) [-]
Awww~
Awww~
#35 - irokk (09/16/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#90 to #35 - mitdwit (09/16/2013) [-]
MFW I forgot condoms.
MFW I forgot condoms.
#4 - daxeboo (09/15/2013) [-]
#55 to #4 - geranemo **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #33 to #6 - lilslugger (09/16/2013) [-]
I need more like these
#57 - ronsha ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
#39 - midothegreat (09/16/2013) [-]
Girlfriend wants to have sex, and she's on her period
Girlfriend wants to have sex, and she's on her period
User avatar #104 to #39 - therealjc (09/16/2013) [-]
Sounds like someone needs to man the **** up...
#60 - xgeneration (09/16/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#56 - ztwenyeight (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm pretty oblivious.
#53 to #52 - xxxansweredxxx (09/16/2013) [-]
Damn, that was the last of my Didney collection. It's been a pleasure, good sir. Have some thumbs.
Damn, that was the last of my Didney collection. It's been a pleasure, good sir. Have some thumbs.

#126 - applerapist (09/16/2013) [-]
Mfw when no girlfriend.
#68 - stormietheraver (09/16/2013) [-]
you spelled "boyfriend" wrong OP
User avatar #1 - kingxddd (09/15/2013) [-]
Do you play Phil Collins in the background?
User avatar #7 to #1 - kanatana (09/15/2013) [-]
Why, is Tarzan in the air tonight?
#9 - lot (09/15/2013) [-]
I'm so done with these posts. It always makes me feel like I'm the only friggin girl on the planet who wants to have sex more often than her boyfriend.
I'm so done with these posts. It always makes me feel like I'm the only friggin girl on the planet who wants to have sex more often than her boyfriend.
#97 to #9 - dtanobo ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm going to sound like a betafag right now but my ex was a lot like that. Except every two seconds she wanted to do stuff. It was cool but even when I just wanted to chill out, she would start biting my neck and it was kind of annoying. When I wanted to though, it was like nope, too many people around or whatever. Just the male perspective on it. Being constantly horny is not something all men can be.
User avatar #139 to #97 - lot (09/16/2013) [-]
It's not like I bother him constantly, I let him take initiative most of the time (without being a passive cunt). I just cuddle up next to him in the bed and **** like that, so it's not like I'm 'omg look how cute I am now give me your cock'.
User avatar #114 to #9 - pacmanwakkawakka (09/16/2013) [-]
He'd want to **** you more if you didn't say that phrase that you started with.
User avatar #80 to #9 - lesrin (09/16/2013) [-]
maybe youre ugly, or maybe your boyfriend likes to wrangle sasuages
#140 to #80 - lot (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah... No.
Yeah... No.
#42 to #9 - crustysock (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm so done

I'm so done

I'm so done

o rly
o thatz grate
User avatar #22 to #9 - zaggystirdust (09/16/2013) [-]
I guess you could say there's not a lot like you

I'll show myself out
#19 to #9 - eldino (09/16/2013) [-]
Someone saying "I'm so done" on funnyjunk and getting green thumbs? How did you do it.
#36 to #9 - caluchi (09/16/2013) [-]
I feel your pain.
This tends to be my boyfriend a lot of the time
User avatar #32 to #9 - theclaymore (09/16/2013) [-]
Nope, I'm with ya sister
#37 to #9 - profkitty (09/16/2013) [-]
You are lucky, I am the opposite.
You are lucky, I am the opposite.
User avatar #12 to #9 - zumbs (09/15/2013) [-]
You aren't alone.
User avatar #21 to #9 - queenjester (09/16/2013) [-]
Definitely not alone.
User avatar #28 to #9 - colgros (09/16/2013) [-]
You are sooo not alone on this one.
#26 to #9 - thatonecommunist ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
You may all have me, ladies.
#25 to #9 - punishlife (09/16/2013) [-]
My girlfriend recently got the implant so she's on the horn more than me, kinda gets annoying when it cuts into time for other things, like sleep, beautiful sleep.   
   
 mfw when want sleep but get sex
My girlfriend recently got the implant so she's on the horn more than me, kinda gets annoying when it cuts into time for other things, like sleep, beautiful sleep.

mfw when want sleep but get sex
#82 to #9 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
can i be your boyfriend?
User avatar #61 to #9 - twofreegerbils (09/16/2013) [-]
Imported from tumblr.
User avatar #41 to #9 - hailcthulhufhtagn (09/16/2013) [-]
Finally, someone that understands *cries*
User avatar #11 to #9 - lavitts (09/15/2013) [-]
I too wish my girlfriend was Jack Nicholson.
#75 to #13 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Would you give it an A,lot?
anybody? no? okay.
#111 - xxyzx (09/16/2013) [-]
"babe I'm horny"   
"I'm on my way"
"babe I'm horny"
"I'm on my way"
#99 - itsbendingtime (09/16/2013) [-]
This guys girlfriend just called him and told him she was horny.
This guys girlfriend just called him and told him she was horny.
#29 - dillard1 (09/16/2013) [-]
I am strangely disappointed with the lack of Nigel Thornberry
I am strangely disappointed with the lack of Nigel Thornberry
User avatar #142 to #29 - thornberry (09/16/2013) [-]
NOBODY EXPECTS THORNBERRY!
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