My first time posting to FJ. . My first time posting to FJ
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#5 - tarnis
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(09/12/2013) [-]
#41 to #5 - chaosnazo
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#53 to #41 - anon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#54 to #53 - chaosnazo
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Spiffing
#23 to #5 - jajathezombie
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I would love to enjoy a nice glass of champagne with this man.
#82 to #5 - tarnis
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(09/14/2013) [-]
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#8 - ieatyououtaldaylon
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(09/13/2013) [-]
<---When I first came to FJ
<---When I first came to FJ
#47 to #8 - dguitarhero
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#39 to #8 - trivdiego
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(09/13/2013) [-]
due me too at first i just google searched mad people or happy people in order to not feel left out
#18 to #8 - gotbannedicusvile
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(09/13/2013) [-]
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Don't question it.
#44 to #8 - mrblueftw
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(09/13/2013) [-]
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#7 - bobillho
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(09/13/2013) [-]
this was my first time in a nutshell   
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this was my first time in a nutshell
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#78 to #7 - thepandaking
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I find this particularly funny, because when it loops it looks like he's saying "well then... so that's what happens when I post that." and then he tries again.
#81 to #78 - bobillho
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(09/13/2013) [-]
It does look like that! Ha!
#6 - thechosentroll
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(09/13/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly, my first ever comment here was telling a guy to kill himself. Two years and I haven't changed a bit.
If I remember correctly, my first ever comment here was telling a guy to kill himself. Two years and I haven't changed a bit.
#13 to #6 - coolcalx
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(09/13/2013) [-]
this was your first comment on your current account:
"Or just drink a nice refreshing glass of liquid nitrogen."
#16 to #13 - thechosentroll
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Yuuuuuuup.
#17 to #16 - coolcalx
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(09/13/2013) [-]
my very first comment was a mathematical proof for why 0.999... = 1

hunh. what a nerd.
#37 to #17 - dyllygaf
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(09/13/2013) [-]
My first comment was pointing out that a dick had whiskers
#42 to #37 - airblaze
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(09/13/2013) [-]
This IS my first comment. Be honored.
#52 to #42 - emrakul
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(09/13/2013) [-]
And this is your first notification.
#76 to #42 - abbaabbaabba
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(09/13/2013) [-]
This is my first comment on someone's first comment.
#25 - mooghens ONLINE
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(09/13/2013) [-]
1 hour later...
1 hour later...
#28 to #25 - cplkoeksuster
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Holy ****, do you see how fast that old guy's typing?
#64 to #28 - isoscelessandwich
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I'll just go ahead and transcribe what he's typing.

";LEF.lsndfcwfadfaskdncasrgna"

WPM: 90
Accuracy: 0.2%
#65 to #64 - cplkoeksuster
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I'll be back... when I can thumb you.
#70 to #65 - isoscelessandwich
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I went ahead and threw a ******** of thumbs at you. I don't like this 'low levels can't thumb' ********.
#80 to #70 - cplkoeksuster
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I can now thumb, I am in your debt my good man.
#26 - arreatface
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Mfw got front page on my first time posting on FJ
#34 to #26 - skeptical
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Same
#46 to #34 - brcstar
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Me too.
#1 - shagtastic
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(09/12/2013) [-]
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#19 - trogdorrules
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(09/13/2013) [-]
At least you tried.
At least you tried.
#75 to #19 - arcticassassin
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#21 - xonorithedruid
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(09/13/2013) [-]
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#15 - exorbis
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