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#167 - sparkspirit
Reply +57
(09/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
stickied
Tried to find the source, and this is the only video I found.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl9btzozng4
#183 to #167 - ipostcheesepizza [OP]
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Thanks, man! Was hoping someone would find the source.
#182 to #167 - unoriginalaccount
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Just realized that the guy in the ******* punched the window in.
#184 to #182 - unoriginalaccount
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(09/07/2013) [-]
the guy in the back*
#234 to #167 - qosfortyone
Reply +26
(09/07/2013) [-]
that sick backroll near the end
that sick backroll near the end
#4 - iloveyouaddy
Reply +289
(09/06/2013) [-]
************* ninjas? I would be ******** and crying all at once
#146 to #4 - greendayspaz
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I was nearly ******** and crying just watching the gif
#97 to #4 - superassassin
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(09/06/2013) [-]
No, you'd probably be SHIFTING.

As in manual transmission.................

Sorry.
#145 to #97 - srapture
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(09/07/2013) [-]
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#177 to #145 - volcanicdiarrhea
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(09/07/2013) [-]
This will come in handy.

instantostrich.com/
#57 to #4 - Gedziuzzz
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(09/06/2013) [-]
#116 to #57 - seemerollin
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(09/06/2013) [-]
#151 to #116 - anon
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
***** its like 30 something degrees and i cannot ******* handle this **** in Alberta
#205 to #151 - vannman
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I feel your pain. I miss the winter.
#9 - thesaurus
Reply +209
(09/06/2013) [-]
reminded me of this
reminded me of this
#173 to #9 - comandante ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Still the best gif ever made in my opinion
#245 to #9 - graboidzero
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(09/07/2013) [-]
This is so bad-ass. Could this even work?
#18 to #9 - killerass
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(09/06/2013) [-]
sauce please
#21 to #18 - douevensax
Reply +4
(09/06/2013) [-]
Venture bros.
#163 to #21 - cycloneclone
Reply +4
(09/07/2013) [-]
No. its the big angry guy from Poker nite 2
#25 - anoyingmos
Reply +118
(09/06/2013) [-]
someone's been playing way too much sr3
#100 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
BO-DUKEN <3
#121 to #25 - eeaglee
Reply 0
(09/06/2013) [-]
are they all pimps? they look like pimps

and i'm pretty sure the one on the right is also a latex fetish porn star

and then there's a woman...
#186 to #121 - anon
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(09/07/2013) [-]
No, their a gang known as the Third Street Saints. They look similar to pimps but that's only because they became famous in Steelwater, now they run Steelport.
#251 to #186 - anon
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(09/07/2013) [-]
stilwater*
#38 to #25 - caseh ONLINE
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(09/06/2013) [-]
You beat me to it. A thumb for you, sir
#5 - Brezi
Reply +85
(09/06/2013) [-]
Round 2 : take out the bus ...
Round 2 : take out the bus ...
#150 to #5 - vampireinarm
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
Coca Cola
#243 to #5 - ismellnewfag
Reply 0
(09/07/2013) [-]
He was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
#256 to #5 - blablub
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Kog'Maw
#15 to #5 - isiupick
Reply +20
(09/06/2013) [-]
Where did the guy go?
Where did the guy go?
#19 to #15 - internetrage
Reply +24
(09/06/2013) [-]
heaven
#159 to #19 - sandwitchman **User deleted account**
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#45 to #15 - sokkabingo **User deleted account**
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I don't have the full gif, but you can see the guy get up afterwards   
So he is not kill, just probably hurt.
I don't have the full gif, but you can see the guy get up afterwards
So he is not kill, just probably hurt.
#62 to #45 - datswag
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(09/06/2013) [-]
It was a Russian SWAT training excercise, the video is even cooler. I watched it about a year ago, I'll see if i can find it and link it
#63 to #62 - datswag
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(09/06/2013) [-]
here it is Russian SWAT Team Training - neutralizing a bus that has been taken hostage
#75 to #63 - snowshark
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I love this video. I can just imagine the planning of this.

First, shoot at bus.
Second, blow up bus at risk of grievous bodily harm to two units.
Third, check bus for surviving hostages. If any left alive, burn for witchcraft.

In Putin's russia, everyone that matters wins.

Warning: In Putin's Russia only Putin matters.
#160 to #63 - sandwitchman **User deleted account**
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#103 to #63 - isiupick
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Russians are so badass!!
Russians are so badass!!
#141 to #62 - folkflunky
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, but I think this is also practiced as a sport. It's literally punching unstable explosives with heavy ****. But, as I said, not sure.
#164 to #15 - klaes
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(09/07/2013) [-]
everywhere
#14 - gormless
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Took him a really long time to unholster his weapon. If the man in the car had a gun, that ninja would have been dead.
#193 to #14 - greenstrongworld
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Except nobody expects a flying skinsac to crash into their windshield.
#252 to #14 - Durp
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Idk man. If a ************* ninja kicked and shattered my dash, I think I'd be a little too stunned to do anything. After a little bit, then yes I would reach for my gun whilst promptly ******** my trousers.
#102 to #14 - zaboo
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(09/06/2013) [-]
thumbs internally
#94 to #14 - cptsweatpants
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Thing is it was practice so he wasn't trying to hurt him. In reality he would have probably aimed the kick at the drivers seat and that would be a knockout.
#16 to #14 - dddShadowWolfbbb
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I doubt the guy in the car would be thinking straight with someone drop kicking their front windscreen in. It's the same thing that police (in England and I don't know if they do it elsewhere) smash a drivers screen with their batons to shock the person into inactivity while getting inside the car.
#61 - ttennebkcaj **User deleted account**
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#71 to #61 - bommeraang
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(09/06/2013) [-]
#72 to #61 - snowshark
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(09/06/2013) [-]
See, like in the appropriately edited .gif here (From Police Squad) the point of a parody is to mock something whilst still being funny. You managed one of these things but sadly not enough thought went into the other.
See, like in the appropriately edited .gif here (From Police Squad) the point of a parody is to mock something whilst still being funny. You managed one of these things but sadly not enough thought went into the other.
#88 to #61 - segbloodhound
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(09/06/2013) [-]
#106 to #88 - heartlessrobot
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(09/06/2013) [-]
What was it?
#77 to #61 - spyisspy
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(09/06/2013) [-]
lets kill him
lets kill him
#79 to #77 - ttennebkcaj **User deleted account**
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#82 to #79 - anon
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(09/06/2013) [-]
How you two go on a date?
#80 to #61 - braveblue
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(09/06/2013) [-]
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#86 to #61 - manflino
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(09/06/2013) [-]
My grandfather used to tell me stories about the faggotborn, you must be one!!
#83 to #61 - cjgnh
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(09/06/2013) [-]
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#68 to #61 - Ulmer
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(09/06/2013) [-]
#69 to #68 - ttennebkcaj **User deleted account**
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#70 to #69 - Ulmer
Reply +4
(09/06/2013) [-]
God help you, sir.

God help you.
#74 to #70 - ttennebkcaj **User deleted account**
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#113 to #74 - buddhadom
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(09/06/2013) [-]
what the hell did you post! these replies make suspense flow in my veins!
what the hell did you post! these replies make suspense flow in my veins!
#136 to #70 - purealterego
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(09/07/2013) [-]
What'd he post?
#139 to #136 - hieronymous
Reply +4
(09/07/2013) [-]
"le repost trololololololo"
#20 - fantomen
Reply +46
(09/06/2013) [-]
******* SLAV SWAT!
2 terrorists, 12 hostages, 14 body bags, mission accomplished.

I wish I was that OPERATOR.
#152 to #20 - anon
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Rectus Dominus Cartman
#73 to #20 - snowshark
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Actually it was closer to 19 body bags... there were some people in the area that laughed at a Putin joke.
#26 - blademontane
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Well I think we know where he got his moves from
Well I think we know where he got his moves from
#144 to #26 - guitarnigger
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(09/07/2013) [-]
isnt that chuck norris?
#260 to #144 - blademontane
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(09/07/2013) [-]
yeah
#39 to #26 - SylverSlayer
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(09/06/2013) [-]
what's this from?
#40 to #39 - TheVertigo
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Walker: Texas Ranger, I believe
#93 to #40 - theseventhalias
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(09/06/2013) [-]
This is actually from a movie called 'Logan's war: Bound by honor'
#41 to #40 - SylverSlayer
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(09/06/2013) [-]
oh, ****.
I hope i don't get thumbraped for my ignorance.
XD
#43 to #41 - TheVertigo
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I can see where your question came from. It is rather grainy.
#44 to #43 - SylverSlayer
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(09/06/2013) [-]
yeah, i probably could have figured it out otherwise
I mean, guy's beard is pretty signature
#109 - Milos
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(09/06/2013) [-]
THIS POST EPICNESS STATUS:
[ ] NOT EPIC
[ ] EPIC
[ ] BEAR CAVALRY CHARGE
[x] ELDER GOD LASER BATTLE
#119 to #109 - agrofenlas
Reply +9
(09/06/2013) [-]
[X] Chuck Norris
[X] Chuck Norris