"only a queen can beat me". source: imgur.com/gallery/kA9lQOm.. That face. Priceless. poker Face
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - whalobster
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(09/02/2013) [-]
That face. Priceless.
User avatar #169 to #1 - dubii
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(09/02/2013) [-]
And then asks for wine, to drown his sorrows for his cockiness.
#102 to #1 - wadawada
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Actualy worth 987,000
#8 - chrispybeef
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I read this as "Only a queer can beat me." I spent a solid minute rewatcing the gif, searching for the joke.
I read this as "Only a queer can beat me." I spent a solid minute rewatcing the gif, searching for the joke.
User avatar #61 to #8 - pokim
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(09/02/2013) [-]
you found it, it was OP all along
User avatar #130 to #8 - fistoftheaxis
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Source on the gif?
User avatar #145 to #130 - niggastolemyname
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(09/02/2013) [-]
looks like who's line is it anyway but i could be wrong
User avatar #144 to #130 - yuletide
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(09/02/2013) [-]
all i know is that its from "whose line is it anyway"
User avatar #203 to #130 - chrispybeef
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(09/03/2013) [-]
**************** and yuletide are right. It's from Who's Line Is It Anyway?
#193 to #8 - anon id: fb998545
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(09/03/2013) [-]
The one in the middle that is completely sure of himself, with his glasses in the middle of his shirt that has 3 buttons to many undone and his rolled up sleeves with his greased fohawk. Either he is Douche of the year, or this isn't the first time he has been beaten speechless by another queen.
User avatar #14 to #8 - pwnedomega
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I went to the next submission but came back after going "what the literal **** was that"
User avatar #186 to #8 - megusters
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Even reading it as "Queen" I spent a good 2 or 3 minutes looking for a homosexual.
#34 - Byong
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I love how I can see his hopes and dreams drain from his eyes.
#74 - Kyuss
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(09/02/2013) [-]
"Watch this, Lis. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half. "
"Watch this, Lis. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half. "
#29 - empithree
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(09/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #191 to #29 - buddhadom
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(09/03/2013) [-]
┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ) you should really stop throwing tables around the house, Jim...
#46 to #29 - acertainsomeone
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(09/02/2013) [-]
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#40 to #29 - comboaudio
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#127 to #40 - illusiveshade **User deleted account**
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#120 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(09/02/2013) [-]
From where you're kneeling, it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. But the truth is... the game was rigged from the start.
User avatar #194 to #120 - lectonar
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Great, now I have to go back and play the Fallout games again.
#201 to #194 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Well you are welcome then, I did you a favor.
Well you are welcome then, I did you a favor.
#133 to #120 - zomaru
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Besides for the 18 carat joke nothing more then him trying to be smooth....
Besides for the 18 carat joke nothing more then him trying to be smooth....
#47 - turoox
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(09/02/2013) [-]
He made the guy to call it, that alone was pretty good. 93% win rate vs 7%, I belive the guy with the 7% is the worse player for taking that bait with that average hand.
#177 to #47 - anon id: 87070c43
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(09/02/2013) [-]
...top pair with queen kicker is nowhere near average...
User avatar #198 to #47 - FairyGodParents
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Perhaps the guy with the A10 was pretending to bluff to make the guy call. To actually determine who is better you would need to see the whole hand, and preferrably the whole game. But I mean, they are both at a feature table, so they must be better than your average bear.

ps: A with Q kicker is actually good. I feel like everyone here plays to much online poker where everything is a pre-made action hand. (flush vs straight vs fullhouse everyhand)
User avatar #54 to #47 - Maroon
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, unfortunately ****** players see that ace and think they are golden. Then they call and luck out on some ********. I've raged mad hard because of stuff like that in the past.
#148 to #54 - deckbox
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(09/02/2013) [-]
**deckbox rolled a random image posted in comment #184936 at Shin Anime Social Board ** out drawn against 2 pair only 7 % omg i so pro beat that guy i totally outplayed him !

hate that sort of **** in any card game, when blind ragin high odds of losing they still play and just sack the **** out of you with some topdeck, through no effort or skill of forethought just oh i drew this and won.
#39 - licketysplit
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I love it when people get really cocky and arrogant and then they get **** on. The look in their eyes is the closest you'll see to death without death.
User avatar #65 to #39 - floopdawhoop
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I'll admit it, I lick my lips every time I see that look. It's just...perfect.
User avatar #41 to #39 - godtherapist
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(09/02/2013) [-]
He was RIGHT to be smug. Do you have any idea how small of a chance it was to have a queen pulled right then? So ******* small, less than 3%. That was amazingly bad luck and he had it in the bag before that.
#42 to #41 - licketysplit
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I don't see how that information changes my statement.
#52 to #42 - anon id: 28cc7c87
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(09/02/2013) [-]
He doesn't look as cocky and arrogant as you make him out to be. In the video it just looks like a casual chat. Also, the title misquoted him he said something a lot less douchey.
#55 to #52 - licketysplit
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Why are you going anon when it's obvious that you are Wheremehsammich? And I still don't see how that's relevant to either one of my comments.
#51 to #41 - anon id: 6726b04f
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(09/02/2013) [-]
can't you see the 7%?
User avatar #109 to #51 - godtherapist
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Actually no. My astigmatism keeps me from seeing small lettering an numbering.
#28 - typeonegative
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(09/02/2013) [-]
i bet he felt like doing this after that