It will take you. .. Let's all just actually take a moment and appreciate the god among men that is CR1TIKAL. I'm serious This man has: Made some of the highest quality let's play c Get excited
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#79 - corpsebride (09/02/2013) [-]
Cr1TiKal
Cr1TiKal
#95 to #79 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
mmm, im legion
#96 to #95 - corpsebride (09/02/2013) [-]
Pardon?
Pardon?
#98 to #96 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
Expect me you little piece of **** , kiddo
#99 to #98 - corpsebride (09/02/2013) [-]
Alright.
Alright.
#97 to #95 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
i don't forgive **** and dont forget neither
User avatar #21 - trolololing (09/01/2013) [-]
Let's all just actually take a moment and appreciate the god among men that is CR1TIKAL. I'm serious
This man has:
Made some of the highest quality let's play content i've personally seen on YouTube, and possibly ever.
Only ever been scared once (it was a leaf during his Medal of Honour gameplay) and he has played Slender, SCP, the whole nine yards of scary **** .
Donates all the money he makes from his videos to charity, even during the period right now where he's getting sued he refuses to make his hobby a job.
Has asked the people in the comments, politely, to please stop arguing and that he has no dislike for PewDiePie (and seemingly anything at all.)
He's a riddle wrapped inside an enigma and cleverly hidden inside a chinese puzzle box, i'm honest, if you can find out who CR1TIKAL is and what he looks at, i'm near certain you'd win the internet.
This man, who's face we have never seen, may never see and with the voice to make a grumpy T-Rex sit and roll over is perhaps one of the, in all seriousness, best people in our existence.
User avatar #31 to #21 - douevensax (09/02/2013) [-]
I made a post similar to this one. Cr1tikal is the top youtuber.
#57 to #21 - sirmctree (09/02/2013) [-]
This is apparently the only picture of him on the internet
User avatar #59 to #57 - trolololing (09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah...that was a joke
User avatar #64 to #21 - PoisinSandwich (09/02/2013) [-]
he was once startled in the halo reach one where he headshot the huge monster thing in his forklift
#101 to #21 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
Maybe if we wasn't so monotonous.
He could put Ben Stein to sleep. My god.
User avatar #114 to #101 - burtgasm (09/02/2013) [-]
that's why he's so ******* funny
User avatar #105 to #21 - TheGodamnBatman (09/02/2013) [-]
Why is he getting sued?
#34 to #21 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
What is he being sued for I don't remember hearing that
User avatar #35 to #34 - trolololing (09/02/2013) [-]
Some More Shit In here
User avatar #23 to #21 - jasonthebomb (09/01/2013) [-]
I think he works in a subway in chicago. I went to eat there, and as soon as I heard the guy's voice, I got extremely suspicious. When he missed something on the sandwich, he said "Don't worry bro I got you."
As soon as I heard that, I knew I found Cr1tikal.
#24 to #23 - trolololing (09/01/2013) [-]
If you did find him, then congratulations to you, you're  (in my eyes)  one of the luckiest human beings on the planet.
If you did find him, then congratulations to you, you're (in my eyes) one of the luckiest human beings on the planet.
User avatar #25 to #24 - jasonthebomb (09/01/2013) [-]
Hes around 5'2" with black hair, glasses, acne, he's white, and looks around 18-20.
User avatar #26 to #25 - trolololing (09/01/2013) [-]
I read that but luckily i'm not that imaginative. Not to be fussy but I just find him so much better because of how i'll possibly never see his face.
User avatar #27 to #26 - jasonthebomb (09/01/2013) [-]
I can't ever get that vision out of my head. I need to go to that subway again and throw leaves and ninja turtles at him.
#28 to #27 - trolololing (09/01/2013) [-]
No, no, what you need to do my friend, is practice and practice and eventually get to the point where you can re-enact each individual bowling technique he recommends from 98 Koshien, I want the whole nine yards here, I want you to wank off, do that weird handstand thing and kill yourself in front of this man. It's what he deserves.
No, no, what you need to do my friend, is practice and practice and eventually get to the point where you can re-enact each individual bowling technique he recommends from 98 Koshien, I want the whole nine yards here, I want you to wank off, do that weird handstand thing and kill yourself in front of this man. It's what he deserves.
User avatar #36 to #28 - jasonthebomb (09/02/2013) [-]
YOU ARE GOLDEN. YES I WILL. AND I'LL ALSO WEAR A CUBS SHIRT TO GO WITH IT
User avatar #37 to #36 - trolololing (09/02/2013) [-]
Make me proud
User avatar #40 to #37 - jasonthebomb (09/02/2013) [-]
Should I make a post about it on FJ, or post it on youtube?
User avatar #41 to #40 - trolololing (09/02/2013) [-]
It depends, if you want to leave CR1TIKAL's face out, FJ.
If you don't, YouTube it.
Or you can YouTube it with his face censored, if you could do that that'd probably be the way to go, but do what you want man.
User avatar #42 to #41 - trolololing (09/02/2013) [-]
Keep us informed on the progress of it, e.g. training and ****
User avatar #43 to #42 - jasonthebomb (09/02/2013) [-]
I'll start with the suicide one.
User avatar #44 to #43 - trolololing (09/02/2013) [-]
Awesome, if you can do 'The Rolling Thunder' you'll probably get famous since it makes no physical sense.
User avatar #45 to #44 - jasonthebomb (09/02/2013) [-]
rotate in place without moving a muscle? sounds great.


lol **** no
User avatar #104 to #43 - carnagejc (09/02/2013) [-]
Naturally, you also need to make a montage of it.
User avatar #123 to #23 - danimer ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
So did you check if he still works there?
User avatar #110 to #23 - sonnyboii (09/02/2013) [-]
I want to see what he looks like, so bad. BUT it would ruin so much
User avatar #51 to #23 - McBalls (09/02/2013) [-]
I live in chicago. What street?
User avatar #87 to #51 - jasonthebomb (09/02/2013) [-]
hehehehehehe rape
User avatar #1 - mrperyite **User deleted account** (09/01/2013) [-]
is that one of cr1tikal's videos?
User avatar #2 to #1 - gandalfpointtwo (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it is, I don't know which one though.
#29 to #1 - spidermanthred (09/02/2013) [-]
the **** mystery video mad me cry of laughter
#4 to #1 - QuakinDuck (09/01/2013) [-]
That man is a god
That man is a god
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrperyite **User deleted account** (09/01/2013) [-]
do you know which one it is?
User avatar #12 to #5 - scaratel (09/01/2013) [-]
someone has posted it in the comments.
User avatar #10 to #5 - wisdomtooth ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Looks like the Call of Cthulu, not sure though
User avatar #6 to #5 - QuakinDuck (09/01/2013) [-]
No idea, sorry :/
#52 - rafekee (09/02/2013) [-]
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#108 to #52 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
Which game is that?

I just now started watching him and I wanna see more, that specifically
User avatar #113 to #108 - joktapuss (09/02/2013) [-]
fear of cry
#120 to #113 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #74 to #52 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
i ******* cried at that moment and critikal is just like "excuse me sir...."
User avatar #111 to #74 - TheHutchie (09/02/2013) [-]
I remember that; his entire audience simultaneously shat brix, and Critikal's just like "Excuse me, sir".

Funniest **** ever.
#53 to #52 - rafekee (09/02/2013) [-]
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#54 to #52 - rafekee (09/02/2013) [-]
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#100 to #54 - graenko (09/02/2013) [-]
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#109 to #100 - kaboomz (09/02/2013) [-]
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the forest is closed asshole!
#50 - mrmuggles (09/02/2013) [-]
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Cr1TiKaL: The Animated Adventure!
User avatar #75 - burpateer (09/02/2013) [-]
Now this is some spoopy stuff right here
User avatar #78 to #75 - zysolyn (09/02/2013) [-]
iseewhatyoudidthere.jpeg
#20 - babyweewee (09/01/2013) [-]
I have so much love for Cr1tikal
I have so much love for Cr1tikal
User avatar #19 - forcequest (09/01/2013) [-]
Elvis
#91 - djequalizee (09/02/2013) [-]
Cr1TiKal is best
Cr1TiKal is best
User avatar #30 - douevensax (09/02/2013) [-]
You start realizing when it's Cr1tikal just by the words.

Look for nipple, anus, or wiener. These signs may mean there is a Cr1tikal abroad.
User avatar #71 to #30 - Daemmerung ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I dunno, nipple might also hint at a Robbaz sighting.
User avatar #22 - tittylovin (09/01/2013) [-]
Alright, well I'm done with this content. I've rated, commented, and subscribed if I wanted to see more content like this one.
#46 - snakefire (09/02/2013) [-]
Here's a gif someone made of one of my videos.
Here's a gif someone made of one of my videos.
User avatar #56 to #46 - yiffcario ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
lolwtf
what game is this
User avatar #58 to #56 - snakefire (09/02/2013) [-]
Deus ex, human revolution.
User avatar #60 to #58 - yiffcario ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #61 to #60 - snakefire (09/02/2013) [-]
no problem dood
User avatar #68 to #46 - catdownstairz (09/02/2013) [-]
whats your channel?
User avatar #69 to #68 - snakefire (09/02/2013) [-]
Try not to laugh when you see my youtube avatar. I dare you. (yes thats me.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsvAMh-pKYA
User avatar #72 to #46 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (09/02/2013) [-]
deus ex human revolution. ******* incredible game.
User avatar #81 to #46 - Riukanojutsu (09/02/2013) [-]
tfw theres an acheivement of not killing anyone and i cant not try to have it.
User avatar #63 - bloodrider (09/02/2013) [-]
Do you have a drawer full of sharp knives, but prefer to cut your bread with a doorstop?
#103 - oneaboveall (09/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 - harrywarden (09/02/2013) [-]
Isn't this game Call of Cthulhu : Dark Corners of the Earth?
User avatar #84 to #83 - metalkinkajou (09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, at least it looks damn same
#94 to #83 - Milos (09/02/2013) [-]
I was about to ask the same thing. Awesome game.
I was about to ask the same thing. Awesome game.
User avatar #117 to #94 - harrywarden (09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it was really hard too.
#118 to #117 - Milos (09/02/2013) [-]
That's what she said.
#39 - Zeigh ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Gotta watch out for those **** demons man.
#93 to #39 - mcatheistnuggets (09/02/2013) [-]
I was wondering so long what the 			****		 this movie was, I remember watching it ages ago, and every now and then clips of it emerge in my memory. I was beginning to doubt it's existence.   
   
Gif Unrelated.
I was wondering so long what the **** this movie was, I remember watching it ages ago, and every now and then clips of it emerge in my memory. I was beginning to doubt it's existence.

Gif Unrelated.
User avatar #82 to #39 - alimais (09/02/2013) [-]
Dogma is underrated
User avatar #88 to #82 - Zeigh ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Why no love for Dogma?
User avatar #77 - oldnigger (09/02/2013) [-]
in soviet russia
#76 - anon (09/02/2013) [-]
pewdiepie is awesome
User avatar #85 to #76 - ninjachickensftw (09/02/2013) [-]
well, 6 thumbs from mentioning pewdiepenis, nice job. wow.
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