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Submitted: 08/28/2013
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#7 - achphoenix (08/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #14 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is also how ******* work
User avatar #23 - agwd (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I just put my key in and BAM the doors open.
#5 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
here is how it is done:

each of the pins in the lock (these have quite a few different names so be aware) will have slight imperfections. because of this when pressure is applied with the torsion wrench (the bottom black one) pressure is applied to the imperfections. then when the most imperfect pin is pushed up it sticks. this is repeated each time pushing up the most imperfect pin ( it is very easy to feel when a pin sticks). when all of the pins are pushed up the lock will open. on a lock like this the easyest way to open it is with a rake (a type of pick that when pushed in and pulled out pushes all of the pins up varying amounts) although it gets more complicated when dealing with saftey pins which will jam if the lock is trying to be picked. in this case a half diamond or medium hook is more appropriate.

if you wish to try this yourself you can get a practice lock (this is what the picture is off. this is a lock that is effectivly in half along the middle so you can see the pins and not have to do it by feel untill you are comfortable with it. I surgest buying your picks the first time although a torsion wrench and picks can be made fairly easily.
User avatar #33 - thesephm (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The instructions where not clear enough. somebody post a gif of a guy with his dick stuck in the ceiling fan K tys. (not lvl 2)
#38 to #33 - shitflippingpattie (08/29/2013) [-]
What if I told you the reason you're such a low level, is because you arent funny.

Go repost something, put the punchline in the title and have the description and tags conflict with eachother.
#26 - TARDIS (08/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Alternatively.
#16 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
This is also how you tickle the ****** .
#34 - fordun (08/29/2013) [-]
How to please a woman.
#4 - greatbear ONLINE (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
pic so related
User avatar #22 - Shawnsta (08/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
For anyone to use this for bad. Just sayin people have deadbolts, and most of em use em.
#31 to #29 - Shawnsta (08/29/2013) [-]
You cant pick deadbolts son, They wont work like normal locks at all. about 99% of deadbolts are resistance to that stuff. Thats why they came into place and came so popular. Also if you can pick a deadbolt, get a job as a locksmith cause it takes some skill if you PICK it.
User avatar #64 - songemot (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This would've been good to know a couple weeks ago when I was trying to break into the trunk of that car at the junkyard.

Probably would've been easier than cutting into the body with a screwdriver and prying out the entire locking mechanism...
#71 to #64 - victorianfancyman (08/29/2013) [-]
omg so edgy
User avatar #13 - caterpiec (08/28/2013) [-]
My lock-pick has just increased by 1.
#67 - whopperinfection (08/29/2013) [-]
Lockpicks!   
 How do they work    
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Lockpicks!
How do they work
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#66 - JMF (08/29/2013) [-]
#65 - whenimpresident (08/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #62 - Zaxplab ONLINE (08/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I like these posts, because %65 people on FJ turn into lock picking masters when they view them.
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#55 - allcontent (08/29/2013) [-]
youre supposed to start from the back, but whatever
User avatar #12 - suckittrebek (08/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Mafia 2 ftw!
User avatar #15 to #12 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
do you even splinter cell
User avatar #2 - tomowrath ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
Wow. I'm gonan try it as soon as i can
User avatar #1 - defenestration **User deleted account** (08/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Umm, where would I get my lock picking tools?
User avatar #3 to #1 - fuckgaryoak (08/28/2013) [-]
Well how high is your pickpocket skill?
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