Moses and his fifteen commandments. How it really was.. moses commandments fifteen ten fail
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#2 - heafi
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(08/27/2013) [-]
#1 - garuda
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(08/27/2013) [-]
"10!....10 COMMANDMENTS!"
#15 to #1 - molestedbeggar
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(08/27/2013) [-]
he broke 5 of them so yes, 10
#16 to #15 - tikledpikle
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(08/27/2013) [-]
he's finishing the bit.
#17 to #16 - molestedbeggar
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(08/27/2013) [-]
i havent seen this bit.
or if i have it was years and years ago.
i apologize.
#18 to #17 - tikledpikle
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(08/27/2013) [-]
History of the world, part 1 by Mel Brooks. Go watch it. right now.
#3 - spainisbad
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Ah... Monty Python...
#4 to #3 - anon
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(08/27/2013) [-]
yes, benny hill is quite hillaroius
#9 to #3 - hertogrick
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(08/27/2013) [-]
History of the World, part 1.   
Classic film
History of the World, part 1.
Classic film
#5 to #3 - danlathegreat
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(08/27/2013) [-]
You spelled Mel Brooks wrong.
#6 to #5 - spainisbad
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Sorry.
#48 - personz
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Actually, When Moses got the ten commandments and walked back down the mountain, he saw the people worshiping an idol, like the one thing he told them not to do. So he went up to the guy who had started it/was leading it, and broke the ten commandments over his head. Seriously, he had to go back up there and get a new pair of rock slabs with the ten commandments on them from God.
#50 to #48 - urbemarmis
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(08/28/2013) [-]
didnt it also take them a long ass time to get back to israel too? god saw them doing this and said "aww hell naw" i vaguely recall it being either 7 years or 40. i feel like 7 would make more sense
#53 to #50 - personz
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(08/28/2013) [-]
I believe it took them 40 years, and yeah, that's a really long time for how small the area is.
#75 to #48 - hachintheaxe
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(09/20/2013) [-]
and then moses ****** himself over anyway and couldn't enter into the promised land
#76 to #75 - personz
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Wasn't that because he died before they made it to the promised land? I believe he was dead for Jericho , the city who's walls were destroyed by playing the instruments around them , which was while they were wandering.
#77 to #76 - hachintheaxe
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(09/20/2013) [-]
god told him he wuld be able to look at the promised land but not enter, because he was taking credit for the provisions the hewbrews go instead of giving praise to god
#78 to #77 - personz
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(09/21/2013) [-]
ah, that makes sense. For a preacher's kid who's read the bible, it seems that I really got that bit wrong.
#51 to #48 - theluppijackal
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(08/28/2013) [-]
That must've been the ******* conversation
'I need another set'
'What, why? I just gave you a pair'
'I had to deck a ******, he was worshipping a false idol'
'Seriously moses? I'm trying to teach peace and love here. I got a son I'm working on'
'Just give me another set. You made a whole universe is two rocks that hard?'
#54 to #51 - urbemarmis
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(08/28/2013) [-]
i love it!
i love it!
#55 to #51 - personz
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Actually, God in the old testament would smite people all the time, the reason Angels always say "do not be afraid" is because if they didn't it meant you were about to get your **** wrecked harder than Hiroshima was by the Nuclear bomb.
#65 to #55 - theawesomeguy
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(08/28/2013) [-]
that was very out of taste
#69 to #65 - personz
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Actually, it was on purpose, a single angel was sent to purge a city that had Pissed God off, and the next day the city was found to have been completely obliterated, there was no trace of the city ever having existed there. I referenced Nuclear bombs because that's the only thing I know of that also pack city-destroying power in such a small package.
#24 - theashenwhiteness
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(08/27/2013) [-]
"JEWS IN SPACE"

srsly though, History of the World pt.1 is glorious
#28 to #24 - Kainim
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(08/27/2013) [-]
what is this amazing jewcraft from?
#32 to #28 - frozencrown
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(08/28/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo

Last scene of "History of the World" by Mel Brooks. Awesome movie.
But I just now realized that's the same tune as "Men In Tights".......How did I not notice this before?
#31 to #24 - ihaveakeyboard
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(08/28/2013) [-]
protecting the hebrew race
#35 - spikebin
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(08/28/2013) [-]
If only...
11 - Thou shalt not believe any book written about me, for much is lost in translation.
12 - Thou shalt not build monuments in my name, for each must learn to worship in their own way.
13 - Thou shall go forth and explore to your hearts content, for the world is wide and waiting.
14 - Thou shalt not fear when the apocalypse comes, for it will be an apocalypse only for those who believe it to be.
15 - OP is Faggot
#38 to #35 - icametocomment
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#45 to #35 - tragicrhapsody
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Pretty good, I can see it existing
Pretty good, I can see it existing
#36 to #35 - seymourtets
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(08/28/2013) [-]
I am a Christian and this is beautiful to me. Thank you for this.
I am a Christian and this is beautiful to me. Thank you for this.
#57 - theguywithnopants
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(08/28/2013) [-]
#37 - payseht
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(08/28/2013) [-]
what he saw
#41 to #37 - utasco
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(08/28/2013) [-]
**utasco rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at U.S. Millitary ** what he saw
#66 to #41 - theawesomeguy
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(08/28/2013) [-]
just as bad
#40 to #37 - icametocomment
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Thanks a ton for putting the "NO" in nostalgia. ******.
#43 to #37 - lordpancake ONLINE
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(08/28/2013) [-]
That ****** creeped me out when i was younger. "Return thee ssllaaabbbbb"
#46 to #43 - payseht
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(08/28/2013) [-]
"Or drop it... that's fine, too, I guess..."
#59 - deadmuerto
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(08/28/2013) [-]
**deadmuerto rolled a random image posted in comment #3576883 at Friendly **oh, Jews
**deadmuerto rolled a random image posted in comment #3576883 at Friendly **oh, Jews
#64 to #59 - skitthecrit
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Wut
#42 - shitflippingpattie
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(08/28/2013) [-]