Camouflage. .. There could be an octopus on your computer screen right now and YOU'D NEVER KNOW octopus
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#13 - darthacerbus (08/25/2013) [-]
There could be an octopus on your computer screen right now and YOU'D NEVER KNOW
There could be an octopus on your computer screen right now and YOU'D NEVER KNOW
#57 to #13 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
I just started watching this show...

I wanna do such dirty things to Annie...
#100 to #13 - thundafangs (08/25/2013) [-]
except if you, you know, touch your computer screen to verify.
#157 to #13 - darthacerbus (08/25/2013) [-]
I honestly didn't think this comment was that funny, but I'll take it.
I honestly didn't think this comment was that funny, but I'll take it.
User avatar #101 to #13 - redneckhokage (08/25/2013) [-]
you mean the one i just took off my dick?
User avatar #26 to #13 - masdercheef (08/25/2013) [-]
Let's see it try to keep up with this.
Warning, contains flashing images. Enter at your own peril, yada yada...
User avatar #27 to #26 - masdercheef (08/25/2013) [-]
oh, damn, forgot the link www.staggeringbeauty.com/
User avatar #39 to #27 - georgeojffs (08/25/2013) [-]
**** YOU. **** . YOU.
User avatar #40 to #39 - greenstrongworld (08/25/2013) [-]
What is this?
User avatar #41 to #40 - georgeojffs (08/25/2013) [-]
If you click it its a black worm thing then if you move your mouse enough it induces a spastic colour filled music blaring dance party. scared the **** out of me
User avatar #47 to #41 - treefox (08/25/2013) [-]
I thought I was prepared... Now there's **** in my pants.
User avatar #50 to #47 - fuckgaryoak (08/25/2013) [-]
Just found out my mom is epileptic
User avatar #66 to #47 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't prepared either, now there's **** all over my ceilling fan and my room.
User avatar #65 to #27 - ugottanked ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
GOD DAMNIT scared the **** outta me
#29 to #13 - itsmewaffle (08/25/2013) [-]
me when i read your comment

(sorry for **** editing, i'm new to photoshop)
User avatar #167 to #29 - NotASingleFuck (08/25/2013) [-]
I have to ask one question though. If this was photoshopped, does that mean a picture of a business man crawling on all fours exists?
User avatar #168 to #167 - itsmewaffle (08/25/2013) [-]
no, it was originally him pointing at the screen with one finger.
User avatar #178 to #168 - NotASingleFuck (08/27/2013) [-]
How in the **** did I perceive it that way?
#16 - stagger (08/25/2013) [-]
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#117 to #16 - greensky (08/25/2013) [-]
holy ****** ****
#114 - curtisbentley (08/25/2013) [-]
> inb4 "it's not a squid it's an octopus"
#121 to #114 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
it's not a squid it's an octopus
#11 - warofsodom (08/25/2013) [-]
**warofsodom rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at GENIUS ** What will be inserted into my rectum today?
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#14 to #11 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Surprisingly relevant
#17 - stagger (08/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #79 to #17 - redrex (08/25/2013) [-]
i dont understand, is it ACTUALLY getting fatter? or are my eyes playing tricks on me?
User avatar #90 to #79 - pwnfrnzy (08/25/2013) [-]
If you watch it's tentacles closely, you can see that they get shorter when he "expands".
User avatar #88 to #79 - Encarna (08/25/2013) [-]
From the looks of it, it's simply moving the "fat" around its body. The farthest left tentacle helps you notice a bit better.
User avatar #21 to #17 - scostil (08/25/2013) [-]
thats some zoobooks ****
#31 - Weirdozzy (08/25/2013) [-]
*******		 dick just throws the octopus...I shouldn't feel so bad for it but I do...
******* dick just throws the octopus...I shouldn't feel so bad for it but I do...
#46 to #31 - SILENCEnight (08/25/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #3403633 at Friendly ** Dont feel too bad for the octopus, he raped a few asian schoolgirls before he got caught.
User avatar #33 to #31 - Protomix (08/25/2013) [-]
dont worry, its boneless and capable of absorbing falls of up to thirty feet with no damage sustained
User avatar #72 to #33 - burtgasm (08/25/2013) [-]
So, Chell is an octopus?
User avatar #76 to #72 - redrex (08/25/2013) [-]
good god, long fall boots are made of octopus
#36 to #33 - Weirdozzy (08/25/2013) [-]
Thank you...I will admit I have minimal knowledge of Octopi anatomy..you have eased my heart..for this I give you batman
#123 to #36 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
3autistic5me
User avatar #95 to #33 - Mojake (08/25/2013) [-]
That's usually 3d6 damage.
User avatar #42 to #33 - Carlospiceyweiner (08/25/2013) [-]
For what though? Where the hell do you fall in the ocean, haha! It's a completely useless evolutionary ruse.
User avatar #45 to #42 - phantomi (08/25/2013) [-]
Its not a direct "I want to survive long drops thing" its a side effect from being in essence a cartilaginous sack of jelly...
User avatar #49 to #42 - morbidbreath (08/25/2013) [-]
it lives in the ocean. it needs to sustain that much damage in order to survive in high amounts of pressure.
#44 to #42 - Protomix (08/25/2013) [-]
it's sort of a secondary perk. in the the water their anatomy allows them to withstand immense water pressure, and force themselves through extremely small spaces. pic related
it's sort of a secondary perk. in the the water their anatomy allows them to withstand immense water pressure, and force themselves through extremely small spaces. pic related
User avatar #43 to #42 - Weirdozzy (08/25/2013) [-]
It's for when they decide to conquer the world..Think about it..they can almost become invisible, they could find ways to launch themselves into the sky...and crush us...all fear Octolord
User avatar #78 to #43 - redrex (08/25/2013) [-]
but we have guns, and fire
User avatar #34 to #33 - byobgraffpro (08/25/2013) [-]
i actually am impressed you know that
User avatar #35 to #34 - Protomix (08/25/2013) [-]
biology major
User avatar #37 to #35 - byobgraffpro (08/25/2013) [-]
ohhhh now im really impressed, good for you man
User avatar #111 to #33 - srapture (08/25/2013) [-]
I wanted to thumb up your comment, and the comment above it, but they're bother square numbers and it looks lovely.
#2 - ghostbat (08/24/2013) [-]
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#23 to #2 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
biology........
#25 to #23 - XanicLyoka (08/25/2013) [-]
Biology is a type of science.
User avatar #83 to #25 - olmesy (08/25/2013) [-]
Not if you ask a chemist
User avatar #105 to #83 - metalmind (08/25/2013) [-]
I know chemists that consider biology a science.
User avatar #4 to #2 - israelleelll (08/24/2013) [-]
It feels great when you get a Stargate Atlantis reference.
User avatar #7 to #4 - parralax (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm not seeing one here... shut up.
#1 - frycook (08/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #52 to #1 - icecreamonnips (08/25/2013) [-]
is that Jasper and L-Boy?
#108 to #52 - dmxking (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes, this is a scene from the Odd Future show Loiter Squad an Adult Swim.
#24 - yellowcardraiden (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for those things to be wearable and camouflage on to things.
I'm still waiting for those things to be wearable and camouflage on to things.
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#96 - thechosentroll (08/25/2013) [-]
Reminds me of a theory I read in a manga about how much **** octopi can do that's not really vital to their survival. Especially their analytical abilities. When the ******* change to look like a different animal, it's not a reflex. They change based on what the threat is, so they technically posses a form a critical thinking. It also theorized that they could have once been the dominant species on the planet and been highly advanced and intelligent, but we'd never know, since they don't leave any fossils behind. Then a genetically engineered octopus took the form of a guys' dead sister, raped him, killed him and laid its' eggs in his corpse.

I have odd tastes in literature.
#132 to #96 - legendofbearo ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Do you remember the name of the Manga?
User avatar #148 to #132 - thechosentroll (08/25/2013) [-]
The octopus one's chapter 53, though I recommend reading from the start. Makes it a lot less confusing.
#147 to #132 - thechosentroll (08/25/2013) [-]
Have a link instead. You need to login to view this link

If you feel like reading it, scroll down. There's a list of chapters. The first one's at the bottom. The first couple of chapters have both english and turkish versions, so make sure you click the one with the english flag next to it.

Enjoy your mental scars! It gave me 2 whole new ones, which is saying a lot, considering I'm the type of guy who browses Encyclopedia Dramatica and cracks jokes.
#177 to #147 - legendofbearo ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Thank you, I find this type of material quite interesting to read.
#12 - whathaveyoudone (08/25/2013) [-]
hell yeah!! octocamo!
User avatar #93 to #85 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
And that is how Hentai was born
#73 - optimussum (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh 			****		 where'd it go?
Oh **** where'd it go?
User avatar #130 - harbingerwolf (08/25/2013) [-]
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#20 - Ricogator (08/25/2013) [-]
mfw all the gifs in the comment section load before the post does
mfw all the gifs in the comment section load before the post does
#81 to #20 - iamspika (08/25/2013) [-]
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#84 to #81 - sevvan (08/25/2013) [-]
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#18 - stagger (08/25/2013) [-]
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#30 to #18 - junahi ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
What a rude octopus, leaving the guy hanging there like that and not giving high five!
#68 to #18 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
The crab's all like, "Ha cha cha cha, cha!"
#110 - donaldducksdick (08/25/2013) [-]
Octopus's fw
#150 - vlf (08/25/2013) [-]
Nailed It!
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