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#1 - teranin
Reply +203
(08/23/2013) [-]
op walks into a bar, says "bartender, give me 11 shots of tequila"

bartender says "why, what's the occasion?"

op says "I just experienced my first blowjob today!"

bartender says "wow that's great! here, have a 12th on the house!"

op says "No thanks, if 11 won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will"
#134 to #1 - ogvind
Reply +4
(08/23/2013) [-]
FALSE! OP wouldn't want the taste out...
#37 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(08/23/2013) [-]
Stolen straight from Cyanide and Happiness.
#44 to #37 - teranin
Reply +6
(08/23/2013) [-]
I've known that joke since long before Cyanide and Happiness came out, anon. It's far older than that webcomic.
#20 to #1 - realgamergurgus
Reply +9
(08/23/2013) [-]
Did not expect that ending
Did not expect that ending
#10 to #1 - dwarfman
Reply +12
(08/23/2013) [-]
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#36 to #10 - goldenfairy
Reply +1
(08/23/2013) [-]
Source: Hellsing Ultimate
#9 to #1 - dunderbiffen
Reply +19
(08/23/2013) [-]
Kinda related

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