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User avatar #20 - murgul (08/20/2013) [-]
Source is Porn Sex vs Real Sex, is anybody wants to know.

Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food
#49 to #20 - whatamidoingwithme (08/20/2013) [-]
Come on, who doesn't like light bondage.
#199 to #20 - emeraldslam (08/20/2013) [-]






Really hoping all that food didn't go to waste..
User avatar #46 to #20 - hemming (08/20/2013) [-]
I'm a little above 7 inches
I'm shaved, every girl I've been with are shaved, including current Gf
On average i last 20-30 mins (This is both a good and a bad thing, it is extremely exhausting and sometimes result in having to take a break. And also mean only sex once or twice per day..)
Current Gf will swallow (i tell her not to though, i think it's gross and so does she)
Old gf had orgasm every time from penetration alone, sometimes twice.
Light Bondage? Sure

My sex life is apparently 60% Porn..
User avatar #212 to #20 - daentraya (08/20/2013) [-]
I just found out that you can bypass the agerestriction just like this. This is what you get for not paying attention when you make accounts and just put in your real age. God forbid that 17 year olds see such filthiness
User avatar #42 to #20 - lmfaoattheboat (08/20/2013) [-]
feeling better about myself in 0-10 seconds.
#64 - krynax (08/20/2013) [-]
**krynax rolled a random image posted in comment #443802 at Ponyville **
#129 to #64 - DJKitty (08/20/2013) [-]
haha wow thats perfect
haha wow thats perfect
#1 - procrasturbate (08/19/2013) [-]
Whelp.
Whelp.
#9 - gayboard ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
What kind of anal have you been having?
What kind of anal have you been having?
User avatar #21 to #9 - quackyquack ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
the best kind
#22 to #9 - alpacalypse ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #117 to #9 - swagloon (08/20/2013) [-]
the good kind.
User avatar #38 to #9 - enlil (08/20/2013) [-]
The real life not-porn one.


****** cash
User avatar #40 to #38 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
>implying enema is a porn thing only
#65 to #40 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
People here don't know how to prepare their anus properly.
#31 to #9 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
the ****** kind
User avatar #39 to #31 - iowintai (08/20/2013) [-]
I see what you did there

that one was deep
#41 to #31 - evilredmuffin (08/20/2013) [-]
thats funny heres a thumb   
   
 wow i actually thumbed an anon
thats funny heres a thumb

wow i actually thumbed an anon
#89 to #9 - sparox (08/20/2013) [-]
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#18 to #9 - deadfed ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
The girl was ugly, didnt clean herself, just purely nasty. It was a ****** experience in general.
#116 - ahoi (08/20/2013) [-]
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#36 - demented ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
B-But I poop from there!




not right now you don't
User avatar #43 to #36 - ghostisaho (08/20/2013) [-]
and?
#72 to #36 - smokekusheveryday (08/20/2013) [-]
Don't matter now bend over
#125 to #36 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
not right now you don't
#26 - infinitereaper (08/20/2013) [-]
This is a bad example,

I mean a banana covered in chocolate sounds delicious and would probably make me feel good.

10/10 anal is the best.

User avatar #57 to #26 - anikinskywalker (08/20/2013) [-]
Actually, and I don't know this for sure, but I think that is Nutella.
User avatar #97 to #26 - dantemp (08/20/2013) [-]
It's the ultimate desert
User avatar #109 to #26 - octaviano (08/20/2013) [-]
A banana covered in chocolate nutella sounds is ******* delicious
User avatar #161 to #26 - sackit ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Example of what?
#51 to #26 - sketchE (08/20/2013) [-]
dont tempt me to start a dump....


eh eh
#4 - lyukang (08/20/2013) [-]
Thank you for bringing some "good" old memories to me, OP
#95 to #4 - desecratedstudios (08/20/2013) [-]
Bahaha xD
Bahaha xD
User avatar #90 to #4 - iamundecided (08/20/2013) [-]
Of you and your childhood priest?
#181 - frysfrys (08/20/2013) [-]
**frysfrys rolled a random image posted in comment #5751853 at Funnyjunk is DEAD. Fuck this site. ** mfw anal
#44 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
This is pretty much how it's gonna go the first few times most of you try anal.

It's an unfortunate myth propagated mostly by mainstream pornography that anal sex is just as easy as shoving it in there. It takes a good deal of preparation, and unless the preparation is extremely thorough (I'm talking about deep enemas) it can get messy.

Before embarking on any anal (mis)adventures, I strongly recommend you both check out a few guides. There are many out there on youtube, porn websites etc, they will prepare you, make the whole experience far more enjoyable and steer you away from easily avoidable accidents that may well put you or your partner off anal sex forever.


Yes, I do realise the average age here is like 13. Just remember this for the future, kids. Colons ain't no walk in the park.
User avatar #50 to #44 - sketchE (08/20/2013) [-]
my only knowledge on the matter is use your fingers to get her looser before trying
User avatar #62 to #44 - senseiweasel (08/20/2013) [-]
Has one such misadventure myself with my first real girlfriend, way back when I was a teenager. I can attest to the fact that having a ************ dick will indeed put you off anal for life.
User avatar #45 to #44 - dudenectar ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
13? Jesus christ.
#126 to #45 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
Probably one of the most important thing about anal is LUBE
Srsly pour just like a whole tube around there. And make sure you not only lube up the outside, but the inside.
And please for the love of god, if the girl looks like she's in a teeny tiny bit of pain, stop right there cuz if she's in pain then she's tensing up and you're just gonna make it hurt more.
Anal porn makes it look easy cuz the girls' assholes are so stretched out on a consistent basis that they don't need much lube. But you CANNOT go into it expecting that after a few quick sessions you'll be able to ram your dick right up there without a care in the world
User avatar #66 to #45 - Noah (08/20/2013) [-]
It's not 13, someone took a survey and the average age is 16-18.
User avatar #2 - antsman (08/19/2013) [-]
It's so nice you have to dunk twice ^0^
+9
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#127 - optimussum (08/20/2013) [-]
Oral
Oral
#37 - mormon (08/20/2013) [-]
You forgot something,
User avatar #70 to #37 - goldenfairy (08/20/2013) [-]
What's the source? I'm pretty sure I asked before but it seems I still didn't watch it.
#138 to #70 - fiercebannana (08/20/2013) [-]
looks like the main girl from love lab
#74 - tehbestever (08/20/2013) [-]
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#92 to #91 - tehbestever (08/20/2013) [-]
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What do you mean man?

The mods love me
#94 to #92 - teranin (08/20/2013) [-]
oh, well good luck then. And no, I didn't report it.
User avatar #173 to #74 - smellmyfaceforswag (08/20/2013) [-]
As if anime would have a black dick in it...
#96 to #74 - thechosentroll (08/20/2013) [-]
NO! Bad penis! Don't get an erection. This is illegal and wrong and SON OF A BITCH! What did I tell you a second ago?
User avatar #100 to #96 - certifiedidiot (08/20/2013) [-]
Personally I'm just sitting here thinking ''...JUST EAT THE ******* THING YOU LITTLE CUNT!''
User avatar #101 to #100 - thechosentroll (08/20/2013) [-]
I was expecting her to bite half the thing off in a comic fashion.
User avatar #106 to #101 - certifiedidiot (08/20/2013) [-]
I just pretty much instantly lost patience with her because I know ******* well that the creators of it just went ''lel it'll make them think of sex''

And that in my opinion is just beating around the bush for a bit too much
#27 - mondprinzessin (08/20/2013) [-]
how bout a cream pie
#120 to #27 - stijnverheye (08/20/2013) [-]
i like pies
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