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i went to wrastling once, there was this older guy there, think he was about 19-21 years old, middle eastern.
his name was Achme, i was about 13 at the time, i'd been going there for 3 years i think. in all the time we never spoke to each other, except for one time when we were in the shower, again i was 13 so i didnt know anything like shaving or anything, hell i barely knew what a finger hut was. so we get out of the shower and just before the guy leaves he tells me that i should shave my dong, saying "girls love dick ties".
You can imagine my first gf's face when she zip'd down my pants to find my dick dressed in a tuxedo.