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User avatar #78 - exhaustedheadcase (08/11/2013) [-]
so mr johnson we have given you twenty million dollars,
two years, unlimited manpower, and equipment. what have you come up with for us?
its a paper airplane making machine!
...are....are you ******* serious? you told us you were going to cure cancer!
but its a machine.. that makes paper airplanes!!!
i dont think you know how hard i want to punch you right now
#72 - kaycie (08/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 - missrainbowdash (08/11/2013) [-]
does it land perfectly every time?
#65 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
Is that box full of ******* airplanes? Are they all landing in the exact same place?
#64 - dflash (08/11/2013) [-]
This reminds me of Aperature because of how they make the product, use it, throw it away, recycle it and use it again... Nothing ever gets done because it's an endless loop creating and destroying.
This reminds me of Aperature because of how they make the product, use it, throw it away, recycle it and use it again... Nothing ever gets done because it's an endless loop creating and destroying.
#79 to #64 - xaviodron (08/11/2013) [-]
WHOA WHOA WHOA
User avatar #62 - Lordskull (08/11/2013) [-]
Looks like he could have used this


www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QAI4B_2Mfc
#61 - danilawleit (08/11/2013) [-]
make a rapid fire one   
   
???   
   
conquer the world   
   
MFW
make a rapid fire one

???

conquer the world

MFW
#73 to #61 - collegedood (08/11/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at a repost, i know **
probably rip paper, wouldn't work the best in windy places like hurricanes, also the chances of getting paper cutted to death is astronomically low, and you will piss off environmentalists who will probably hug your machine to death. trust me, i'm an engineer
User avatar #74 to #73 - danilawleit (08/11/2013) [-]
Replace paper with aluminium

Solve environmental problems

gun becomes 300% deadlier
#75 to #74 - collegedood (08/11/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #3260182 at Friendly **   
who will we invade first my lord?
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #3260182 at Friendly **
who will we invade first my lord?
#76 to #75 - danilawleit (08/11/2013) [-]
Tonight we advance on Japan! This way we can mass-produce and miniaturise the guns!

WORLD DOMINATION!
+1
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User avatar #60 to #59 - sienimies (08/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it sure is cool.
#54 - bongconnery (08/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #53 - dragonassault (08/11/2013) [-]
And this is what engineering school is all about...
#50 - electrictroll ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
1. Have ads/a message of some sort on the paper.
2. Place machine on top of a tall building in the middle of the city.
3. ???
4. Profit
User avatar #43 - redstag (08/11/2013) [-]
Unemployed engineers?
User avatar #42 - elyiia (08/11/2013) [-]
Damn it, my only skill I can boast of has been outsourced to machines.
#13 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
Dude, what are you waiting for? Crank that **** up to Full Auto!!!
#12 - felixfj (08/11/2013) [-]
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#52 to #12 - TheMagicBong (08/11/2013) [-]
I thought he was making a paper virus until the petal fold part.
#48 to #12 - trandhal (08/11/2013) [-]
Welp, I just spent the last thirty minutes doing paper roses.... now I know how to do that.   
   
   
Day well spent.
Welp, I just spent the last thirty minutes doing paper roses.... now I know how to do that.


Day well spent.
User avatar #71 to #48 - dubii (08/11/2013) [-]
The gif is too fast for me, how does one make the rose?
#55 to #48 - macuto (08/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #12 - thewowpimp (08/11/2013) [-]
my brother does that all the time and it gets a little tiresome.

I'm sure a quiet guy who's good at origami would make for a good anime but he is kind of a dick.
User avatar #70 to #46 - guenane (08/11/2013) [-]
konan from naruto can manipulate paper to make a ******** of origami in 5 seconds but yeah the idea of using origami as the principal subject for an anime is a great idea
User avatar #67 to #46 - nefarian (08/11/2013) [-]
Pimp
User avatar #49 to #46 - xoyv (08/11/2013) [-]
maybe


IF THE PAPER WERE TO COME TO LIFE

"COME CHILD, YOU MUST JOIN THE GRAND ORIGAMI TOURNAMENT"
#39 to #12 - morphodite (08/11/2013) [-]
That suave ************ .. I can just imagine him pulling this **** while his date's in the bathroom.
User avatar #11 - baconface (08/11/2013) [-]
Tax dollars at work.
User avatar #15 to #11 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (08/11/2013) [-]
You were gonna blow it all on coke anyways, why not?
#14 to #11 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
valuable internet memory at work.
#8 - upyoursnumbnuts (08/11/2013) [-]
Ok, either an engineering/robotics class or bored nerds.
#7 - anonymouzss (08/11/2013) [-]
>no superb blunt front fold
>no elite double wing fold
>not using perfectly square paper
>using copy (of all things) paper with words (increasing the weight) on it
>not using specially crafted rice paper for paper jets
>using heartless robotics to build the jet
>not putting love in with your own two hands.
>using the term paper airplane instead of the obvisously superior term: paper jet/origami jet
>using the most basic model is existence
ishygddt
User avatar #47 to #7 - thewowpimp (08/11/2013) [-]
forget that other guy, I respect your opinion.
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