girls' fw they meet a foreign boy. "Stranger, from the outside, ohhhhhhhhh." And automatically, he's cute, hot, buff etc. How awesome to be a foreigne
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#4 - areo0420 (07/29/2013) [-]
I moved to Arizona from Ireland in 3rd grade. all i got was, "that kid talks funny. let's throw burritos at him!"   
   
But the joke was on them. because I love burritos.
I moved to Arizona from Ireland in 3rd grade. all i got was, "that kid talks funny. let's throw burritos at him!"

But the joke was on them. because I love burritos.
#6 - hypex (07/29/2013) [-]
>get foreigner in class
>girls really excited
>everyone wondering what he looks like
>in walks a fat atheist fedora neckbeard with way too tight sweatpants

>tfw all the girls faces go from excited to disgust in about 0.25 seconds
#3 - feragon (07/29/2013) [-]
mfw girls at uni don't realise I am foreign because I speak fluent english with no foreign accent
User avatar #2 - bluebandit (07/29/2013) [-]
....But aren't we all foreigners to someone?
User avatar #20 - adrilazzaro (07/30/2013) [-]
>be 13 moved so new schools
>apparently all girls were eagerly awaiting some hot italian like guy (i'm Argentinian)
> in comes an ugly dark south Italian descendant ****** .
I live to ruin dreams
#7 - demonatatoo (07/29/2013) [-]
I had a few German exchange students come to my class to help us learn more commonly used words and all of the girls in the school kept asking me who they were because apparently, since they said they liked video games and sat in on my class, that automatically makes me know them.
User avatar #8 to #7 - trailoftears (07/29/2013) [-]
Well, i dunno man.

If it was me and you knew i'm german, like video games and go to school that's about all there is to know about me.
User avatar #9 to #8 - demonatatoo (07/29/2013) [-]
Well, yeah, but goddamn, don't you think it'd be a bit creepy if a girl that you've seen in the halls just walks up and starts talking about really specific stuff you like? I don't know if I'm just paranoid, but I'd think they were messing with me.
User avatar #10 to #9 - trailoftears (07/29/2013) [-]
I'd inform my fellow truthseekers that i've found one of the secret agents trying to pry information from me.
#11 to #10 - demonatatoo (07/29/2013) [-]
wat
wat
User avatar #13 - fireprincess (07/30/2013) [-]
I'll be honest. I really love certain accents. and yes British is one of them.
#15 to #13 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
Define a British accent, because I'm pretty sure we have more than one...
User avatar #17 to #15 - fireprincess (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm not sure how to answer this. Um I guess I like John Oliver's accent.
User avatar #16 to #15 - themisstophat (07/30/2013) [-]
Forgot to log in...
User avatar #18 to #16 - fireprincess (07/30/2013) [-]
I've always wondered, how does an American accent sound to you? Does it just sound like gravel to your ears, butchering your language? Cause I've never once heard anyone fawn over an American accent.
User avatar #19 to #18 - themisstophat (07/30/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say I have any personal preference, its not like I've heard them all to judge; that and the way you speak is just the way you speak, accents don't really bother me...
Although I like the Texan accent myself.
#14 - babbylicious (07/30/2013) [-]
And then they find out he is uncircumcised....
#21 - jamesrustler (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm British living in Australia and I can confirm this
I'm British living in Australia and I can confirm this
User avatar #23 to #21 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
British + Big ass spider pet + Beer = Australians
User avatar #24 to #23 - jamesrustler (07/30/2013) [-]
+ " ****** oath cunt"
User avatar #25 - itsmedumbass (07/30/2013) [-]
I've lived in Canada my entire life, but I sound slightly British, its worked out really well.
User avatar #22 - azumeow (07/30/2013) [-]
When I came to college...bitches flocked to the tall dude with the french accent.

I was pretty jealous, to be honest, but then again, I got to masturbate in peace, so joke's on him!
User avatar #12 - gunslayer (07/30/2013) [-]
This is true. When I was in 7th grade my family moved from Mcallen,Texas back to Mexico, and since I didn't know a **** of spanish all the girls (all of them 2/10s btw) were on my ass asking me to say random **** in english and so all of the other guys got jelly and tried to kick my ass but luckily my older brother beat the **** out of them all. Now I'm in 10th grade and I'm glad to say I don't receive the same attention.
#5 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
mfw thats true
;)
User avatar #1 - acemcgunner (07/29/2013) [-]
heresy
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