Well Shit. .. Instead of "AAAHHHHH" he goes "What the dude?" funny fail owned


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User avatar #1 - Shramin (07/28/2013) [-]
Instead of "AAAHHHHH" he goes "What the **** dude?"
User avatar #151 to #1 - elcreepo (07/29/2013) [-]
Adrenaline after a severe injury usually makes a person unable to feel the pain for ten minutes.

I've known kids who broke their arms bike riding and didn't know it until they got home and it started to hurt like hell.
#145 to #1 - checkandmate (07/29/2013) [-]
He could be in shock.
#5 - thatsnumberwang (07/28/2013) [-]
Even the guy who throws the scissors is like ''aww *****
User avatar #8 to #5 - smittywrbmnjnsn (07/29/2013) [-]
Someone throws a pair of scissors at me for squirting him with water?
I'd beat the **** out of that guy.
#65 to #8 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
If you're being a dick to someone for no reason and they start being a bigger dick than you, you shouldn't be surprised.
User avatar #111 to #65 - smittywrbmnjnsn (07/29/2013) [-]
Being a harmless dick, doesn't allow for karma to attempt murder.
#146 to #111 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
the chance of a murder happening then is so ******* low that it's negligibile
#4 - opinionatedd (07/28/2013) [-]

This guy doesn't even flinch, hes just like "Wth dude there are scissors sticking out of my arm..."
User avatar #130 to #4 - BubsyB (07/29/2013) [-]
Such a Badass. "There are ******* scissors.... Sticking out of my ******* arm...."
User avatar #25 to #4 - spoogle (07/29/2013) [-]
Have you ever over-reacted so hard
User avatar #117 to #4 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [-]
That's shock. He's going to feel that in the mornin'.
User avatar #123 to #4 - sao (07/29/2013) [-]
"what if i told you,
le funyjunk army is taking over"

Why does this even happen?
#7 to #4 - JHDog (07/29/2013) [-]
he most likely went into shock
User avatar #13 to #4 - swimmingprodigy (07/29/2013) [-]
He says "I have to go to the ******* hospital now" as though it's the biggest inconvenience in the world and he's gonna miss the newest episode of Top Gear because of it. Ha
User avatar #67 - angelious ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
i like how the guy who got hit by the scissors is not screaming in paing but instead standing there like

"dammit lewis this is why we cant have nice things!"
User avatar #125 to #67 - hisnameisjake (07/29/2013) [-]
I doubt it would hurt enough to make you scream in pain, but i've never been stabbed with scissors so I could be wrong...
User avatar #122 to #67 - ragingchoad (07/29/2013) [-]
He is in shock.
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#144 to #71 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
this sloth has a name it is Buttercup google it
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#78 - halfdemon (07/29/2013) [-]
a real ninja can use scissors like throwing stars.
#16 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
Best thing about being guys is that they'll be best friends again the next day.
#36 to #16 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
actually i wouldnt be best friends with a fatty who gets pissed because i squirted him with water thus disrupting his world of warcraft experience and he ******* throws SCISSORS at me. what a cunt.
User avatar #105 to #36 - boydaranga (07/29/2013) [-]
but... but... it's world of warcraft.
User avatar #141 to #36 - fuckdisshit (07/29/2013) [-]
I know this is assuming a lot but from the vidoeo it looks like the computer guy is bullied/picked on by his roommate (one who gets scissored) and his friends... I think he's ****** ..
User avatar #91 - samschowalter (07/29/2013) [-]
Be male, fifth grader, smart little bastard and athletic, too. Liked by majority of classmates. Kinda a kiss ass...
In fifth grade, a kid in my class thought it would be funny to cut off some of my hair. Being a normally friendly and nice kid, I said that it was ok, so long as he wouldn't do it any more. I seemingly shrugged it off and kept working on the assignment.
I didn't work on the assignment... I was really planning my revenge...
I asked him if he thought that it was funny to mess with other people, and he said yeah. So, I told him that he could mess with me by punching me in the gut, and I wouldn't even care, because I am forgiving and stuff.
He said "yeah right".
Lunch came around, and he came up to me and said something to the effect of "ok, lemme punch you now and see how much of a baby you are" or something, and proceeded to punch me in the gut. Once. Just once. And then he cried.
Little did he know that before he punched me, I had grabbed some tacks from off of the walls in the classroom, and was holding them in my hands, facing outward, inside my pouch-pocket on my hoodie... The punch came, I took it, and his hand got stuck to my hoodie, tacks sticking into his hand and pinning my hoodie to him. He couldn't get free and he said it hurt really bad, so he started bawling.
I can only imagine what the teacher must have thought, seeing a student crying and flipping **** while trying to pull his hand away from another student's shirt, as the other student is silently smiling, not doing anything to help or hinder the situation.
Had to wear PE shirt for the rest of the day because my hoodie had blood on it and I forgot to wear an undershirt. Super dirty... Made fun of because of the dried mud on the uniform. Called "poo-boy" by my crush, even.
Smiling to myself... No regrets. The bully had it coming. I am the winner of this fight. I got what I wanted... another to feel pain. Retribution. Still makes me smile when I think about it, to this day.
User avatar #154 to #91 - elcreepo (07/29/2013) [-]
This sounds like it'd be great for an episode of a middle school drama.

I would have gotten into so much trouble though for carrying a "concealed weapon" in my sweatshirt. Even if I could say I was carrying them so I could pin up my project and that he just randomly hit me, they would question why there was no injury to my person. So to cover up this I would prick myself before hand and scratch myself with the pins in the area of the punch.
User avatar #97 to #91 - rantansoop (07/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #113 to #91 - douevensax (07/29/2013) [-]
You sound like a future movie villan. I'm watching you.
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User avatar #108 - extravix (07/29/2013) [-]
"well it did cut the tension in the room"
pun by John Navarro
#131 - crosskill (07/29/2013) [-]
Well, scissor related storytime.
Meme arrows (Because **** you)

>Be me at age 12
>Be in sixth grade or something
>Be larger, chubby guy, but liked by people because kinda charismatic, so one of the popular kids
>Don't bully other people at all, nice and friendly, arrogant though
>Be in cooking class
>Have to team up with one of the nerdier guys, teeerrible acne, Yu-gi-Oh playing, wearing this stupid hat every single day, that made his hair look greasier than it already was (Pic related, but his hat was dumber and military-green) and chubby as well
>Not a bad guy normally, but never paid him any mind
>Well those three hours of cooking classes, he made it his mission, for some reason, to annoy the **** out of me
>Tried not to mind him at first
>But he kept hitting me with this wooden spoon
>After 30 minutes I started chasing him
>Hit him a few times and told him to stop
>That didn't seem to stop him
>So he kept on doing it, knowing full-well how pissed it was making me
>I just waited untill the end of the class to get back at him somehow

#132 to #131 - crosskill (07/29/2013) [-]
Approx. 2 hours later

>Lunch break
> ************************** .jpeg
>The ****** is faster than I and I chase him towards our classroom
>Near our classroom are 2 glass doors
>One of the doors can be opened all the way towards the corner, thus making a little triangular prison inbetween the door and the corner
>He locks himself in there, thinking himself safe
>I have just eaten a peach and am now holding the sticky and nasty leftover pit
>"Do you like peaches?", I ask
>"You wouldn't dare, asshole.", he retorted
>As I threw the pit down on him and held the door so he wouldn't escape, he tried to avoid it
>The peach landed square on his cheek, and he was visibly disgusted by it
>I then threw an empty carton of milk down on him as well
>And so I started taunting him, "It's not so nice now, when it's the other way around, huh?", "Aaawe, are you going to cry?", etc.
>I released him and he fell to his knees choking back his tears
>Back to lunch
>I walk into the classroom and as Casper (Let's just call him that) enters the classroom as well, I continue.
>"Oh boohoo, Wittle Casper, gwonna cwy?"
>I turn around, laughing in victory
>Apparently he wasn't having none of my ****
>"Watch out!", a female classmate yells

#136 to #132 - crosskill (07/29/2013) [-]
>I quickly turn around to see Casper lunging at me with two pairs of scissors he had grabbed from a desk nearby
>Pic related, it's how he tried to stab me, but with a scissor in each hand instead
>Probably due to adrenaline and in the heat of the moment, I manage to grab each of his wrists, only 10-15 centimeters from hitting me in the chest
>Casper is screaming all the while doing this, mostly gibberish
>We lock eyes for a split second there and in his eyes are tears and behind that: The hatred, anger and sadness of a boy who has just gotten scammed of his first mithril armour in Runescape, and those emotions were fully focused on me
>He tries driving the scissors towards my chest, but I was larger and also stronger than him
>This goes on for about half a minute, with no help from my classmates whatsoever
>Casper, realising his inferior strength, drops the scissors
>I immediately let go of his wrists and he picks up his backpack from his seat and rushes out of class
>He didn't come to school the next day, but came the day after that, and just ignored me
>No apologies, no nothing
>I figured it was best not to appeal to the teachers or the principal, in fear of me getting all of the trouble (as previous incidents had shown me)

He didn't have anymore murder tendencies after that stunt as far as I know, but there were some pretty hilarious incidents.
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#140 to #136 - aiming (07/29/2013) [-]
were there no teacher who saw any of this?
#142 to #140 - crosskill (07/29/2013) [-]
Usually at lunch breaks there are no teachers to keep an eye on us.
And seeing as this teacher was still cleaning up in the classroom used for cooking classes, she was kind of entangled.
It wasn't as if the teachers hadn't heard about it, they probably just figured that we had resolved our issues since we seemed pretty indifferent about the incident afterwards.
#143 to #142 - aiming (07/29/2013) [-]
i see. good thing it ended well though
#138 to #136 - largeheadphones (07/29/2013) [-]
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#50 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
I like how everyone is hating on the larger guy....and if it's not fake, how many times did these other guys mess with him to make him resort to throwing something like that?
#76 to #50 - thenewneone (07/29/2013) [-]
how can you know that?
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User avatar #23 - puut (07/29/2013) [-]
Guy's like "Ah **** I hit him, now I have to finish the job. My entire afternoon is ruined."
#32 to #23 - neurofuzzy (07/29/2013) [-]
And the witnesses too. Such a shame.
#55 - skinless (07/29/2013) [-]
if you watch the video the guy isn't even mad, just disappointed

"great man now i have to go to the hospital"

and also i have to admit that was a damn fine throw
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