Well Shit. .. Instead of "AAAHHHHH" he goes "What the dude?" funny fail owned
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User avatar #1 - Shramin (07/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Instead of "AAAHHHHH" he goes "What the **** dude?"
#4 - opinionatedd (07/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)

This guy doesn't even flinch, hes just like "Wth dude there are scissors sticking out of my arm..."
#24 - bearbar (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#5 - thatsnumberwang ONLINE (07/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Even the guy who throws the scissors is like ''aww *****
#2 - fuckedbyapony has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxkelevraxx (07/28/2013) [-]
yeah you do.. right as he's spraying him
#67 - angelious ONLINE (07/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i like how the guy who got hit by the scissors is not screaming in paing but instead standing there like

"dammit lewis this is why we cant have nice things!"
User avatar #91 - samschowalter (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Be male, fifth grader, smart little bastard and athletic, too. Liked by majority of classmates. Kinda a kiss ass...
In fifth grade, a kid in my class thought it would be funny to cut off some of my hair. Being a normally friendly and nice kid, I said that it was ok, so long as he wouldn't do it any more. I seemingly shrugged it off and kept working on the assignment.
I didn't work on the assignment... I was really planning my revenge...
I asked him if he thought that it was funny to mess with other people, and he said yeah. So, I told him that he could mess with me by punching me in the gut, and I wouldn't even care, because I am forgiving and stuff.
He said "yeah right".
Lunch came around, and he came up to me and said something to the effect of "ok, lemme punch you now and see how much of a baby you are" or something, and proceeded to punch me in the gut. Once. Just once. And then he cried.
Little did he know that before he punched me, I had grabbed some tacks from off of the walls in the classroom, and was holding them in my hands, facing outward, inside my pouch-pocket on my hoodie... The punch came, I took it, and his hand got stuck to my hoodie, tacks sticking into his hand and pinning my hoodie to him. He couldn't get free and he said it hurt really bad, so he started bawling.
I can only imagine what the teacher must have thought, seeing a student crying and flipping **** while trying to pull his hand away from another student's shirt, as the other student is silently smiling, not doing anything to help or hinder the situation.
Had to wear PE shirt for the rest of the day because my hoodie had blood on it and I forgot to wear an undershirt. Super dirty... Made fun of because of the dried mud on the uniform. Called "poo-boy" by my crush, even.
Smiling to myself... No regrets. The bully had it coming. I am the winner of this fight. I got what I wanted... another to feel pain. Retribution. Still makes me smile when I think about it, to this day.
#85 - DutchBlood (07/29/2013) [-]
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#71 - ozzycross (07/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#78 - halfdemon (07/29/2013) [-]
a real ninja can use scissors like throwing stars.
#100 - opkmod (07/29/2013) [-]
**** just got real.
#63 - jakols (07/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I live how cool he is with the whole scissor in the arm thing...   
No screaming and shouting. He kept his calm and said;   
"i cant 						*******					 believe this. i have to go to a 						*******					 hospital now.... i got 						*******					 scissors in my arm."   
He's gonna grow up and become a Manly-Man Man
I live how cool he is with the whole scissor in the arm thing...
No screaming and shouting. He kept his calm and said;
"i cant ******* believe this. i have to go to a ******* hospital now.... i got ******* scissors in my arm."

He's gonna grow up and become a Manly-Man Man
#17 - becefalus (07/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #108 - extravix (07/29/2013) [-]
"well it did cut the tension in the room"
pun by John Navarro
#131 - crosskill ONLINE (07/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Well, scissor related storytime.
Meme arrows (Because **** you)

>Be me at age 12
>Be in sixth grade or something
>Be larger, chubby guy, but liked by people because kinda charismatic, so one of the popular kids
>Don't bully other people at all, nice and friendly, arrogant though
>Be in cooking class
>Have to team up with one of the nerdier guys, teeerrible acne, Yu-gi-Oh playing, wearing this stupid hat every single day, that made his hair look greasier than it already was (Pic related, but his hat was dumber and military-green) and chubby as well
>Not a bad guy normally, but never paid him any mind
>Well those three hours of cooking classes, he made it his mission, for some reason, to annoy the **** out of me
>Tried not to mind him at first
>But he kept hitting me with this wooden spoon
>After 30 minutes I started chasing him
>Hit him a few times and told him to stop
>That didn't seem to stop him
>So he kept on doing it, knowing full-well how pissed it was making me
>I just waited untill the end of the class to get back at him somehow

User avatar #35 - superjail (07/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - puut (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Guy's like "Ah **** I hit him, now I have to finish the job. My entire afternoon is ruined."
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