Why don't you draw this????. . Hi  mom
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#4 - nooneofinterest
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(07/28/2013) [-]
#54 to #4 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I don't think your boobs need to fall out of your shirt to be straight...
#134 to #54 - anon
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(07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#178 to #134 - anon
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(07/29/2013) [-]
dude I am asain. read ur mind realized ur crazy
#137 to #4 - anon
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(07/29/2013) [-]
no no no, she's just mad because he has made her cum so much that she's trying to hold it back
#5 to #4 - crowd [OP]
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(07/28/2013) [-]
look at her in the begining.
#6 to #5 - nooneofinterest
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(07/28/2013) [-]
She was in shock
#1 - vetnern **User deleted account**
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Wish I looked like that...
#194 to #1 - bonding
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#25 to #1 - mechaemperor
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Takes a long time, but getting a nice body is achievable. The face... well, not much to do unless you pay some surgery.
#30 to #25 - ledane ONLINE
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(07/28/2013) [-]
auch
#32 to #30 - mechaemperor
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Oh, don't get down. A clean shave, a haircut and a bath do wonders.
#61 to #1 - Kairyuka
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I'm just joking man, appearance isn't THAT important. It's more important to look decent than to look like a video game character.
#211 to #61 - xacuop
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(07/29/2013) [-]
hover your mouse on the eye, will you?
#35 - csonosky
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(07/28/2013) [-]
wow this is such bull ****, when i do this is math i get detention
#62 to #35 - impaledsandwich
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Wrong class, dude.
#111 to #35 - jacobclabough
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Do it to the wrong girl and it's rape
#112 to #35 - anon
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Cause you aren't even supposed to be wearing a bra!
#42 to #35 - blarghagh
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(07/28/2013) [-]
what do you say, whip your dick out on the desk "calculated this?"
#43 to #42 - csonosky
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(07/28/2013) [-]
i make them right a proof on why my cock rocks
#82 to #43 - sinonyx
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(07/29/2013) [-]
god i ******* hated proofs.. jesus christ, why did you have to remind me of that ****
#44 to #43 - blarghagh
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(07/28/2013) [-]
oh geometry, sorry dude
#45 to #44 - csonosky
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(07/28/2013) [-]
they call me 90 degree angle and never argue with me cause im always right sorry
#76 - hydromatic
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Did this girl's hair just get a boner?
#124 to #76 - yomommabinshoppin
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I thought it was supposed to represent "blown away" but who gives a damn, right?
#104 to #76 - zakaizer
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Girl wood, what else is it gonna be?
#143 to #104 - blacklightsun
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Like... You know... The tits in the first gal (Blond one)... Just Saying
#79 to #76 - tankerdude
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(07/29/2013) [-]
yes
#122 to #76 - abysmalshadow
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(07/29/2013) [-]
You mean yours didn't?
#47 - punmeister
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(07/28/2013) [-]
The result.
#88 to #47 - popkornking
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Is that Bill Murray?
#69 to #47 - schmuxy
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(07/29/2013) [-]
****** Goldblumm
#197 to #47 - applejaxl
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Jurassic Park!!!!
#230 to #47 - kratosalza
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(07/30/2013) [-]
The Goldblumm lives!
#100 to #47 - yeorey
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Pic somewhat related.
#105 - bonding
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#149 to #105 - thebigcountry
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(07/29/2013) [-]
You made me blow air out of my nose rapidly. Thumb for you!
#106 - redrock
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I wish girls' tits got noticeably perkier when they get aroused.   
   
It's only fair since we have to deal with pitching tents, even when we aren't the slightest bit horny, and would make it much easier to tell if a girl was attracted to you.   
   
Evolution missed a step, is what I'm saying
I wish girls' tits got noticeably perkier when they get aroused.

It's only fair since we have to deal with pitching tents, even when we aren't the slightest bit horny, and would make it much easier to tell if a girl was attracted to you.

Evolution missed a step, is what I'm saying
#116 to #106 - anon
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(07/29/2013) [-]
For the record, clothes make it much harder to tell when a woman gets wet...
#132 to #116 - redrock
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(07/29/2013) [-]
...which is why what I said would be a better option. I don't see what you're trying to say
#139 to #106 - Shadow Guardian
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(07/29/2013) [-]
They do. Unfortunately the bras keep it from showing.
#141 to #106 - hotsaws
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(07/29/2013) [-]
It'd be pretty impractical though, don't you think?
#226 to #141 - redrock
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(07/29/2013) [-]
As impractical as a dick that doesn't even require a mating partner to be around to become erect?
#229 to #226 - hotsaws
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(07/29/2013) [-]
The reason is because breasts do nothing when two people have sex. The only purpose they serve is to feed your baby. And then they do swell and harden. I don't know why dicks harden for no reason, but if evolution ****** up anything, I'd say it'd be your random boners.
#101 - Protomix
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(07/29/2013) [-]
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#121 to #101 - sirnigga
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(07/29/2013) [-]
probably not this
#140 to #121 - Shadow Guardian
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#136 to #121 - Protomix
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#127 to #121 - machomustachio
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(07/29/2013) [-]
thumbs says he right
#128 to #127 - sirnigga
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(07/29/2013) [-]
what
#231 to #128 - machomustachio
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(07/31/2013) [-]
he was not aroused by the picture so him or someone red thumbed it
#232 to #231 - sirnigga
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(07/31/2013) [-]
i was just saying that he wouldnt fap to it
#17 - pokimone
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#74 - hydromatic
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(07/29/2013) [-]
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#86 to #74 - anon
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I'll let you run your fingers through it if you want to....