Sub teacher. .. Sauce from the .gif: its actually a pretty funny story. Also here's the .gif for your pleasure. tumblr sub teachers
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#50 - blacknbluebrony (07/21/2013) [-]
Speaking of tumblr and praising satan
#11 - insertclevernames (07/20/2013) [-]
Sauce from the .gif:   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZO9tMetxno   
its actually a pretty funny story.   
Also here's the .gif for your pleasure.
Sauce from the .gif:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZO9tMetxno
its actually a pretty funny story.
Also here's the .gif for your pleasure.
User avatar #99 to #11 - rumpelstilzchen (07/21/2013) [-]
Poor Germans can't watch it.
User avatar #14 to #11 - derpishb (07/20/2013) [-]
This dude is HILARIOUS. Thanx for the link!
User avatar #19 to #11 - joshofsouls (07/21/2013) [-]
Fun fact, He was one of the guys in the balloon shop videos...

I miss balloon shop.
#51 to #11 - Rascal (07/21/2013) [-]
Holy **** that was cringeful. Almost like Pewdiepie or Ray William Johnson. I expected 9Gag to like something like this, but FJ? **** .
User avatar #35 to #11 - draagz (07/21/2013) [-]
holy **** that was funny
#39 to #11 - xqwertyqtx (07/21/2013) [-]
This video made me cry is was so ******* funny.
User avatar #87 to #11 - ctenop (07/21/2013) [-]
Olan ********* rogers
User avatar #95 to #11 - toxicovrtake (07/21/2013) [-]
I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER.

I love this guy, i've been subscribed for a long time.
#36 to #11 - wehavecandy (07/21/2013) [-]
GHOST IN THE STALLS In case you're too lazy to click the link.
#47 to #36 - theist (07/21/2013) [-]
clicking the link takes the same amount of effort as clicking your video
User avatar #48 to #47 - drfuzzynuts (07/21/2013) [-]
shhh... no logic, this is the internet
User avatar #72 to #47 - theoriginalzombie (07/21/2013) [-]
Guess he's referring to the fact that you stay on FJ page instead of being linked to another page
#33 - Thenewguygunther (07/21/2013) [-]
>be last summer
>family decides to move
>move into nicer neighborhood, super white, super suburban
>meet my neighbors, all very weird people, like to live normal boring lives, favorite thing to do is to gossip
>get bored one day
>decide to **** with people
>take a robe and hoodie and combine into one dark magician, satanic, bath time outfit
>draw pentagram in middle of sidewalk
>surround with chicken nuggets and scented candles
>put old baby doll in middle and squeeze ketchup on chest
>proceed to chant nonsense about sacrificing a child for the devil to gain powers and respect my lord
>neighbors that always seem to be around just sit and watch
>no one knows it's me, i'm fully covered, pentagram is in middle of common area
>mfw next day I hear neighbor talk to my dad about the unkown weirdo doing devil **** the day before
#46 to #33 - qosfortyone (07/21/2013) [-]
i read old baby oil and got confused for a second there
i read old baby oil and got confused for a second there
#75 to #46 - luwak (07/21/2013) [-]
As did I.. I was like "Whut."
As did I.. I was like "Whut."
User avatar #18 to #15 - dickstick ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
Hopefully not in the bathroom stalls near this guy....
#21 to #18 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (07/21/2013) [-]
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#69 - willindor (07/21/2013) [-]
ST's FW entering the class.
#79 - ainise (07/21/2013) [-]
They were actually sacrificing the English language.
#32 - atwfoomn ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
silly silly olan
silly silly olan
#106 to #41 - atwfoomn ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
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Post 'em.
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#45 - watchesupee (07/21/2013) [-]
My friend and I did this all the time in 9th grade, except we used to draw the star with the circle all over our books and chant around it.    
   
"Swiggitty, Swag, this class is a drag, boopity bop please make it stop"   
Or we'd just quote something from Dora.   
   
Our teachers just gave us a funny look then looked scared af when she realised what we were doing. I remembered we were called to guidance before because they thought we were satanists.
My friend and I did this all the time in 9th grade, except we used to draw the star with the circle all over our books and chant around it.

"Swiggitty, Swag, this class is a drag, boopity bop please make it stop"
Or we'd just quote something from Dora.

Our teachers just gave us a funny look then looked scared af when she realised what we were doing. I remembered we were called to guidance before because they thought we were satanists.
#77 - Rascal (07/21/2013) [-]
It would have been better if he came in and said "no, no, no, you're doing it all wrong"
#84 - Rascal (07/21/2013) [-]
>Satanic star

This bugs me WAY more than it should. First off it isn't a star, it's a pentagram.
Second, it isn't ******* SATANIC! It's a symbol of the pagan faith that can be interpreted as representing plains of existence. While the upright pentagram represents this world, the inverted pentagram represents the side of existence beyond this one. Or the world after death. It isn't related to Satan in any way. The Church was in contest with the Pagans in Europe and so they spread lies about them. They told people that they we're followers of the devil ad all that slanderous horse **** . So, the pentagram is a symbol from a religion that was phased out by the catholic church.


I'm an atheist but misrepresentation of beliefs and stupid **** like this annoys me.
User avatar #88 to #84 - rheago (07/21/2013) [-]
Hey op, stickie this
User avatar #92 to #88 - nesquik (07/21/2013) [-]
Stickying on content is absolutely retarded.
It inevitably leads to uber-amounts of thumbs, either red or green.
#96 to #84 - Rascal (07/21/2013) [-]
That is not entirely true.

Yeah, it's right it used to be a pagan symbol, but it wasn't just the church that made it into something Satanic.
Aleister Crowley, you know one of the big main guys behind the satanic church, is the main reason the pentagram is consider an unholy symbol. It was his description of how these symbols were used in magic practice, that made the church consider them "satanic".

Besides, getting angry about people considering something Satanic these days, is like getting angry people think the swastika is a Nazi symbol, when the Nazi's simply stole it from the Egyptians.
Symbols and symbolism changes, deal with it.
#100 to #84 - godlycuntdestroyer (07/21/2013) [-]
Does being an Atheist mean failing history guys? "The" Pagan faith? I sense major Wiccan ******** .

The symbol is first attested in Sumeria where it's used for Geometry **** guys, its a geometric system. Some Pythagoreans used it to show health...as in it was balanced...they knew this because it was once more** derived from Geometric theories.** The ancient Chinese admittedly attached mad spiritual significance to it, but ok whatever.

It also has bona fide Christian connotations. The original occult meaning was made up in the 19th century and since propagated by those neo-Pagan/Wicca/Satanist mouth breathers.

Swastika: Pretty common worldwide though only the Hindus, Jains etc attach religious significance to it.

Yes I too am an Atheist before you guys start.
#43 - desmondaltairezio (07/21/2013) [-]
i like the gif
i like the gif
#22 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 to #22 - iamyourfetish (07/21/2013) [-]
SHUT UP!!




you read this in Anthony voice, don't ya?
#7 - Mebeshe (07/20/2013) [-]
How is there a gif in this?
How is there a gif in this?
User avatar #57 to #7 - tragono **User deleted account** (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm going to assume that that was merely a brain fart on your part
User avatar #9 to #7 - zaiopeperse (07/20/2013) [-]
the entire post is a nicely done .gif is my best guess
#8 to #7 - bollenn (07/20/2013) [-]
Ehh... the whole image is a gif, just that the other parts arent moving?
User avatar #38 - mman (07/21/2013) [-]
>call sex shop
>ask about storage box or basement
>tell him we are the police
>tell him we had some complaints
>tell him we have to check it out
>his reply: "again?"

turns out there where 9 officers a few weeks before we called checking out if he wasn't making weed!
#1 - Rascal (07/20/2013) [-]
sauce on the gif?
#74 to #1 - Rascal (07/21/2013) [-]
Ketchup?
User avatar #2 to #1 - purpelpumpkin (07/20/2013) [-]
@Youtube: Olan Rogers - GHOST IN THE STALLS

Hilarious story and storytelling btw.
User avatar #4 to #2 - purpelpumpkin (07/20/2013) [-]
Or just here: www youtube com/watch?v=cZO9tMetxno
#5 to #4 - Rascal (07/20/2013) [-]
Thank you
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User avatar #13 - myrtille (07/20/2013) [-]
olan is a sexy ************
he used to have a channel with a couple of friends and it's hilarious
#16 to #13 - Rascal (07/21/2013) [-]
He was from BallonShop, right?
User avatar #17 to #16 - myrtille (07/21/2013) [-]
yeah! that's the one
"DO I LOOK LIKE A HUSH PUPPY?"
"SHUT UP DERREK I'M TRYING TO ENJOY MY SNACK"
User avatar #73 to #17 - bigsteamingpile (07/21/2013) [-]
"What was practical about coming in my room and moaning while I'm trying to read my LL Bean catalog?"
User avatar #104 to #73 - myrtille (07/21/2013) [-]
not totally sure why i got thumbed down but...whatever i guess haha
User avatar #108 to #104 - bigsteamingpile (07/22/2013) [-]
Don't worry, buddy. I thumbed you up so now you're even. Seriously, who doesn't like BalloonShop?
User avatar #110 to #108 - myrtille (07/22/2013) [-]
i don't know! i guess it could be considered annoying? who knows
User avatar #20 - ajperry (07/21/2013) [-]
What is a satanic star?
User avatar #86 to #70 - ajperry (07/21/2013) [-]
That's not a Satanic Star that's a Pentagram, it wards off evil
User avatar #109 to #86 - apothicary (07/22/2013) [-]
I know, that was kinda why i posted it. It was meant to be some what ironic
User avatar #85 to #20 - ajperry (07/21/2013) [-]
Why the **** would I get all these thumbs down for a ******* question.
#97 to #85 - Rascal (07/21/2013) [-]
Because you ask a question instead of google it
User avatar #25 to #24 - ajperry (07/21/2013) [-]
Thank you.

Is this any relation to a Pentagram btw or is it different?
User avatar #26 to #25 - mcderper (07/21/2013) [-]
I is just an inverted pentagram. Kind of like how an upside crucifix is a satanic sign. I think devil worshipers just take **** from other religions and turn in upside down, I don't know why.
#28 to #26 - meganthemartian (07/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, the upside down cross isn't Satanic...it is the cross that Peter was crucified on. He refused to be crucified the same way as Jesus, claiming that he wasn't worthy.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mcderper (07/21/2013) [-]
Why didn't he just refuse to be crucified if they were doing what he said?
I think Peter could have played his cards better.
#40 to #29 - Rascal (07/21/2013) [-]
if i remember correctly, the romans were going to crucify him anyways and the people hoisting up the crucifix had no problem turning him upside down
kind of like a dying wish thing
#30 to #29 - meganthemartian (07/21/2013) [-]
Something about him being a martyr, but I honestly don't know.
User avatar #34 to #30 - richardastley (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure if you choose to be a martyr, you're not a martyr.
User avatar #37 to #34 - malhaloc (07/21/2013) [-]
At the risk of starting a religious **** storm:

Its because since he was the son of God he had an abnormally strong connecting with him. Which is where all the miracles he worked came from. This also meant that he knew what his purpose was on the earth. He didn't want to do it and didn't choose to do it. He was merely obeying the will of his father, which back then (especially in his case) was the thing to do. In other words he didn't choose it, it was chosen for him.
User avatar #58 to #28 - neutralgray (07/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's the original meaning and in that context it's a powerful Christian symbol but it's been essentially robbed of its powerful holy image by modern Satanists who use it for edginess and being "deep."
User avatar #27 to #26 - mcderper (07/21/2013) [-]
*It
User avatar #55 to #25 - theavatarspupil (07/21/2013) [-]
It is called a Sigil of Baphomet, and is the official symbol of the satanic church.
#91 to #24 - queefquizzler (07/21/2013) [-]
Sure that's not a blood seal?
#98 - flada (07/21/2013) [-]
That was really hard to read.
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