Meanwhile in Texas. MYAAH!.. She opened the bottle ... ALONE!!!! MY PRIVILEGES ARE THREATENED! meanwhile in texas gunshot gun Idiots i am the only one who knows How to use tags
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User avatar #3 - vikingfaen (07/20/2013) [-]
>No six-shooters or cowboy hats
>0/10 not texas
#114 to #3 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
*10/10 not texas.
Unnecessary double negative
#1 - mhden (07/19/2013) [-]
She opened the bottle ... ALONE!!!!
MY PRIVILEGES ARE THREATENED!
#59 to #1 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
I'm at least 90% sure that the joke isn't about masculinity and that it's about the bottle opening sounding like a gunshot.
User avatar #82 to #59 - dezider **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
so?
User avatar #109 to #59 - turboderp (07/20/2013) [-]
You sure? I'm pretty sure it's not.
#31 - rmoran (07/20/2013) [-]
Fake.
They didn't all point at the black guy.
#124 to #31 - levchenko (07/20/2013) [-]
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Somebody say NATO?
User avatar #79 to #31 - mephiblis (07/20/2013) [-]
i am confuse. Shouldn't it be 5.56 on teh case?
#105 to #79 - funmanigro (07/20/2013) [-]
its 7.62x51, AKA "7.61 NATO"
even if it WERE 5.56, it could be 5.56x39, AKA "5.56 soviet"
#139 to #105 - funmanigro (07/21/2013) [-]
*7.62 NATO
sorry
#46 - unknowntablets (07/20/2013) [-]
every thing is bigger in texas
every thing is bigger in texas
#47 to #46 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
LIKE MY PENIS LOL XD
User avatar #83 to #47 - docxy ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
No. None of that.
User avatar #54 to #47 - zaxzwim ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
no
#92 to #46 - richhtwo (07/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #41 - incontinence (07/20/2013) [-]
I guess she's doing shots.
#56 to #41 - hamsterpantsftw (07/20/2013) [-]
YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
User avatar #20 to #7 - bowlerpipe (07/20/2013) [-]
>continuing the use of quote pointers throughout the use of the rating
2/10m, see me after class
#112 to #7 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
Faggots win? Okay
#64 to #7 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
Same applies for Ireland.
There are two types of people, the ones who are Irish and the ones who wish they were.
#80 to #61 - timesmath (07/20/2013) [-]
What you meant to say.
#128 to #80 - sanguinesolitude (07/20/2013) [-]
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one of my favorite pictures
#74 to #8 - okieyo (07/20/2013) [-]
That really rustled my wranglers.
#6 - chuclitsaltyballs (07/20/2013) [-]
shoot her in self-defence
User avatar #9 to #6 - Temperance (07/20/2013) [-]
That's Florida...
#123 to #9 - deadwithbread (07/20/2013) [-]
It took just two assholes to screw our state over.

#39 to #9 - connecticut (07/20/2013) [-]
I never have these type of problems...
#36 to #9 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
No, that's also Texas. Trust me.
#13 - williamzanziger (07/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #69 to #13 - Epicpwnz (07/20/2013) [-]
Whats that from?
User avatar #81 to #69 - clareon (07/20/2013) [-]
looks like army of two from the face masks but i have no idea of the sauce.
User avatar #133 to #81 - Epicpwnz (07/20/2013) [-]
yeah thats what i was thinking
User avatar #11 - casval (07/20/2013) [-]
I'm from Texas and can confirm this is 100% accurate.
User avatar #94 to #11 - imnotmanbearpig (07/20/2013) [-]
Im 100% accurate and can confirm this from Texas
User avatar #130 to #94 - revanthewin (07/20/2013) [-]
I'm Texas and I can confirm % accurate is 100.
User avatar #32 to #11 - sonofposeidon (07/20/2013) [-]
Texas: the America of America.
#72 to #32 - jabzilla (07/20/2013) [-]
I'm also from Texas and can confirm this is also true, yall.
#107 - josieabby (07/20/2013) [-]
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#127 to #107 - sanguinesolitude (07/20/2013) [-]
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great show
#129 to #127 - josieabby (07/20/2013) [-]
Yes it was!  I still watch the re-runs as often as I can.
Yes it was! I still watch the re-runs as often as I can.
User avatar #12 - Blargosnarf (07/20/2013) [-]
A bottle that sounds like a gunshot? I'd like to take a SHOT of that!
User avatar #44 to #12 - europe (07/20/2013) [-]
Bottles sound like guns?
Bottles are now banned
#134 to #44 - anon (07/21/2013) [-]
But you're Europe, not Murica.
User avatar #136 to #134 - europe (07/21/2013) [-]
Neither are you
#95 to #19 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
I can't get over how cute that dog is.
#15 - kompleteciller (07/20/2013) [-]
i live in texas and i aprove this message
User avatar #65 to #15 - icecreamonnips (07/20/2013) [-]
Houston Master race reporting in
User avatar #85 to #65 - youtookpoop (07/20/2013) [-]
San Antonio master race reporting in
User avatar #122 to #85 - cirruss (07/20/2013) [-]
North Texas master race reporting in.
User avatar #137 to #65 - kompleteciller (07/21/2013) [-]
houston master race 2 reporting
#29 - fantomen (07/20/2013) [-]
Texas über alles!
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User avatar #78 to #75 - warzon (07/20/2013) [-]
You'd see more grenade launchers.
User avatar #96 to #75 - durkadurka (07/20/2013) [-]
I fail to see any sort of problem.
User avatar #73 - miklthepikl (07/20/2013) [-]
Actually an israeli commercial for online shopping, double funny if you know an israeli
User avatar #66 to #62 - volksworgen (07/20/2013) [-]
Xaolin showdown?
#91 to #66 - nightgoddess **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
Yup
User avatar #138 to #91 - volksworgen (07/21/2013) [-]
I wish i could watch it again ;w;
#141 to #138 - nightgoddess **User deleted account** (07/21/2013) [-]
Every episode is on youtube
#142 to #141 - volksworgen (07/21/2013) [-]
Wha?
Wha?
#143 to #142 - nightgoddess **User deleted account** (07/21/2013) [-]
Every episode is on youtube.
#26 - Mastaforga (07/20/2013) [-]
reminds me of everyday life in montana for the past 20 years
reminds me of everyday life in montana for the past 20 years
#37 to #26 - argyle (07/20/2013) [-]
Anyone else here from Montana?
User avatar #60 to #26 - hamsterpantsftw (07/20/2013) [-]
I tried out "NOT-SO-GREAT-FALLS" for awhile....bozeman was more my place...man how I miss cat eye cafe
#27 to #26 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
MONTANA **** YEAH!
#34 to #27 - Mastaforga (07/20/2013) [-]
My little town in western montana, is like the south, but with more mountaints, animals, and streams

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User avatar #57 to #34 - ponyfcker (07/20/2013) [-]
That's like Idaho!
User avatar #132 to #57 - Mastaforga (07/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, maybe cause I live 30 miles from the Idaho border
#30 to #26 - rmoran (07/20/2013) [-]
I never get to use this.
I never get to use this.
#38 to #35 - Mastaforga (07/20/2013) [-]
I couldn't quite tell, as you can see...
I couldn't quite tell, as you can see...
User avatar #77 - harbingerwolf (07/20/2013) [-]
That kinda looks like Ross from Friends behind her.
User avatar #42 - milliardopeace (07/20/2013) [-]
this reminds me of a world's dumbest criminals episode where a guy tried to rob a texas place without a gun and the commentary was hilarious.
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