what i lift. sometimes, a little.. da tags like stevie wonder tho.
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He didn't yell " **** YOU" loud enough
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#19 to #18 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Oh, forgot to ask a question.

Guess it really doesn't matter at this point...
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well... fine then
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**theturkeyburger rolls 0** Will I ever get an 8/8 char on Rotmg?
User avatar #155 to #154 - theturkeyburger ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
:C
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You will never max life
User avatar #181 to #180 - theturkeyburger ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
Bitch I merchant
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I like the new guy better... Anything's better than that idiot
User avatar #197 to #184 - zyconx (07/22/2013) [-]
What do you mean new guy? Did msellers finally get fired? Holy **** if he did im going to start playing rotmg again
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By the way- Arbiterz is awesome. There is confirmed new work on Elder Realms, and we're getting an un-sb ut weekend. The shatters is also getting added. And msellers is gone.
User avatar #201 to #199 - zyconx (07/24/2013) [-]
Did you just say what I think you just said

>we're getting an un-sb ut weekend
>getting an un-sb ut
>un-sb ut
User avatar #202 to #201 - theturkeyburger ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #198 to #197 - theturkeyburger ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
ArbiterZero.
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I believe that's a yes.
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I don't know, can you?
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is the answer to my question no?
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**eatchickendaily rolls 2** That doesn't answer the question, asshole
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**eatchickendaily rolls 7** I like how most of the options aren't even a yes or no related answer.
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Holy 			****		.
Holy **** .
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dammmmm
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*roll x*

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#84 - crazyolitis (07/19/2013) [-]
It kind of looks like one of those American 'wrestling' moves.
It kind of looks like one of those American 'wrestling' moves.
#33 - ipostfunny ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Exerted too much force
blood rushed to his head
was screaming instead of breathing
=faint
=moron
#108 - grimmwaters (07/20/2013) [-]
>Not lifting evenly

***** you asked fo it.
User avatar #21 - losglatzos (07/19/2013) [-]
perfect time for a power-nap
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#1 - fingapopyabuttho (07/19/2013) [-]
is kill?
#109 to #1 - presentdent (07/20/2013) [-]
is kill.
User avatar #38 to #1 - kanpai (07/19/2013) [-]
why do you think they cal it a dead lift?
User avatar #72 to #16 - smellmyfaceforswag (07/19/2013) [-]
All hail master Ogniz!!
User avatar #127 to #2 - hor (07/20/2013) [-]
This is one of the reasons I don't get FJ. Whenever this gets posted, people either thumb it up a **** ton more than a reaction picture needs, or it gets thumbed down into oblivion.
#96 - cthumoo ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Lifted higher on one arm ey?
Lifted higher on one arm ey?
#5 - puttman (07/19/2013) [-]
dude didnt block so all his muscles tightening forced all the blood to his head. he then passed out as pressure was released
User avatar #36 to #5 - YllekNayr (07/19/2013) [-]
I would also like to know what blocking is.
#136 to #5 - welcometoatl (07/20/2013) [-]
What do you mean by blocking. When I go heavy on the deadlift, the blood rushes to my head as well.
#152 to #5 - DaShae (07/20/2013) [-]
EXPLAIN WHAT BLOCKING IS
User avatar #153 to #5 - misterobotunicorn (07/20/2013) [-]
you lift.
#203 to #5 - puttman (08/25/2013) [-]
blocking consists of the things
1. sticking out your chestby taking a deep breath in, fill your lungs with air like a balloon. this will help stiffen the rib cage and prevent your upper torso from bending forward.
2. contracting all your abdominal muscle to increase intra-abdominal pressure.
3. contracting the lower back muscles to arch your lower back.
this three simultaneous actions are called "blocking." their function is to avoid rounding the back (flexing the spine), which may cause a slipped disc if you work with heavy weight.
this is how i was told to block. what i wasnt told is to exhale as you finish the lift. as you breath out your relieving intra-abdominal pressure that increase do to muscles contracting through out the lift. if pressure is not relieved blood rushes to your head causing you to pass out.
consider the following lift jpeg


User avatar #9 to #5 - namx (07/19/2013) [-]
what does it mean to block?
User avatar #27 to #9 - oodlesandoodles (07/19/2013) [-]
He means that the guy didn't shield his face from the invisible ninjas, and when they kicked him in the face he passed out
#112 - derpingherper (07/20/2013) [-]
My word sir, you suck.
#47 - andersbreivik (07/19/2013) [-]
That's bitch weight for someone his size.
User avatar #49 to #47 - reaperssprint (07/19/2013) [-]
Apparently not.
User avatar #51 to #47 - spankyy (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah it is. I can't really give him **** for it though because my deadlift is TERRIBLE. I can MAYBE do 225 (2 plate) at a stout 175 pounds. My family doesn't exactly have great backs though. Got back problems on both sides. So that probably hinders it a bit. Legs also are pretty weak.

Off-topic a bit there, but yeah that's pretty low weight for someone his size. Only, what? 315? 325 maybe?
User avatar #56 to #47 - studbeefpile (07/19/2013) [-]
Those are probably 100lb plates dumbass.
#61 to #56 - ncsutroll (07/19/2013) [-]
that'd still be sub 500
User avatar #62 to #61 - studbeefpile (07/19/2013) [-]
That'd still be more than you can lift.
#64 to #62 - ncsutroll (07/19/2013) [-]
well as a senior in highschool I could deadlit 675 so... no
#103 to #64 - bobmarleyistaken (07/19/2013) [-]
Damn, Im 145 at 15 and I ******* hate deadlifting AND squatting... mainly because I got Osgood Schlatters (knee problem) and if ******* SUCKS I can't do leg days, I can't run, I can't play basketball, plyometrics, NOTHING. The reason I hate Deadlifts and squats is because at the beginning of the years my knee wasn't feeling so bad, and I was able to squat about 185 (lol) which I thought was pretty good for 14 at the time and deadlift about 200. My one friend I would work out with had significantly ******* legs to start with. Then I had to stop leg days, and he got much better at squatting and deadlifting.. pissed me off, he can deadlift 285 and squat 225 and about same weight and age as me. Then 2 more of my friends start to work out for less then a month and they both can do those better then I could.
#158 to #103 - ncsutroll (07/20/2013) [-]
hey man if you have knee issues it is what it is. my knees are fairly tore up from football and lifting at this point. do what you're capable of doing, on leg days work on stretching and other light plyometrics that don't focus on a bending knee. You may feel helpless but you only get one set of knees, take care of em. surgery is no fun!
#130 to #103 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
The first time I ever lifted, which was at the age of 14, I could bench press that guys squat. Granted I haven't really gotten much better in the last 3 years, it is still pretty weak.
#186 to #130 - bobmarleyistaken (07/20/2013) [-]
i meant i would rep that, i never checked my max before...
#76 to #64 - ncsutroll (07/19/2013) [-]
edit* 575
User avatar #66 to #64 - studbeefpile (07/19/2013) [-]
Either you were on 'roids, or you have a rare muscular condition.

The human body doesn't start producing the necessary amount of HGH early enough to be able to naturally gain the amount of muscle needed to move that kind of weight at that age.
#132 to #66 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
That would be one of the only ages that it produces enough HGH. HGH is HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE YOU DUMB **** . You won't be producing more of it as you grow older because you won't be growing anymore.
User avatar #135 to #132 - studbeefpile (07/20/2013) [-]
You don't understand my point.

I'm saying the body doesn't start producing enough at an early enough age to start lifting, and get serious results. Most people that can deadlift over 600lbs have been lifting for at least 10 years, and you can't start making serious strength gains when you're 8.
#67 to #66 - ncsutroll (07/19/2013) [-]
well I was 6'6 295 so I must have a muscular condition
User avatar #71 to #67 - studbeefpile (07/19/2013) [-]
That's absolutely ridiculous.

You probably did have an abnormal growth condition then, because there are people who have been lifting for 15 years that aren't that strong. Either that, or you're just ************ .
#74 to #71 - ncsutroll (07/19/2013) [-]
just realized i typed 675. I meant 575, my apologies
User avatar #94 to #74 - andersbreivik (07/19/2013) [-]
Nice lifts, at what weight?

at 217lbs I could DL 445lbs.
#97 to #94 - ncsutroll (07/19/2013) [-]
I was o line so I fluctuated between 280-295, if i wasn't playing ball i'd say my natural weight woulda been around 250ish
User avatar #100 to #97 - andersbreivik (07/19/2013) [-]
**** , you get any scholarships? You sound ******* huge. I'm a senior this year (first year as a tight end)
#101 to #100 - ncsutroll (07/19/2013) [-]
had offers to several d2 and d3 schools, went d1 was supposed to be an invited walk on, got here and they had took somebody else without telling me. just stayed here to get a better degree. If you want to go in to college ball start going in to training camps next year. There are so many politics in collegiate sports its disgusting.
User avatar #102 to #101 - andersbreivik (07/19/2013) [-]
If I don't get a scholarship I will probably just try to be a walk on at UTSA. It's a new program so why not try?
#157 to #102 - ncsutroll (07/20/2013) [-]
absolutely give it a shot. but if you really want an opportunity go to camps. scouts are getting lazy, put up good numbers there and you can get a D1 offer even if your skill level isn't quite there yet.
User avatar #77 to #74 - studbeefpile (07/19/2013) [-]
That's a bit more believable.

I'm 16 and I Dead 405 at the moment, I'll probably be somewhere around there by the time I'm 18.
#79 to #77 - ncsutroll (07/19/2013) [-]
stay dedicated and you will get there for sure. I went to school with this kid, always made everything feel a bit more humble haha.

www.powerliftingwatch.com/node/12892

#73 to #71 - ncsutroll (07/19/2013) [-]
You can think what you will, I broke the leg press machine at the school and I wasn't even the strongest there.
#60 to #47 - ncsutroll (07/19/2013) [-]
thats all i could think too
User avatar #6 - isabossfulla (07/19/2013) [-]
The black guy in the background.
User avatar #23 to #6 - LovegoodJuggalo (07/19/2013) [-]
I don't why you got thumbed down that was a great catch lol
#118 - rjgnal ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
does that guy look like jeremy piven to anyone else?
#86 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
That's exactly how you do it: all back and keep your legs out of it completely. Great form.
#128 to #86 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
Straight leg deadliftt you are suppose to do that aren't you?
User avatar #137 to #128 - datfunnyguy (07/20/2013) [-]
if you no longer wish to have a spine
User avatar #20 - nonnotitiapono (07/19/2013) [-]
to me it looks like hes trying to lift with his back. you should never lift with your back.
User avatar #44 to #20 - coolcman ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
no no no, you got it all wrong. You need to use a quick jerking motion all with your back to really move things easily
#31 to #20 - ipostfunny ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
It's a dead lift, it's meant for your lower back, but if you're not working out, then yes never use your back
#93 to #31 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
No, you power through directly upwards with legs. Its all legs, only ******* idiots try and lift with their backs. He didn't even bend his knees at all.
#46 to #31 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
You sir are a complete and total retard deadlift is a leglift not a lowerback lift if you use only your back you will kill your back
User avatar #55 to #46 - studbeefpile (07/19/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up anonymous bitch, you have no idea what the **** you're talking about.

While the legs are incorporated in the deadlift, the exercise is still primarily a back targeting movement. (I'm a competitive level powerlifter, I know what the **** I'm talking about.)
#105 to #55 - lolsrsslybro (07/20/2013) [-]
I honestly don't understand how some people can comment about something they are totally ignorant about with so much ******* confidence.

I read 4 different comments saying that "he's supposed to be lifting with his legs not his back"

LIKE LITERALLY, DO THEY EVEN LIFT? WHY COMMENT WHEN THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT A ******* DEAD LIFT IS.



Jimmies were rustled today.

#35 to #31 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
The deadlift ude all the musclegroups, not just the back... It's also one of the first lifts you learn, along with 5 others called "compound lifts"
User avatar #139 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/20/2013) [-]
LIFTING MAX TREAD
POST YOUR HEIGHT AND AGE, AND YOUR MAX ON BENCH, SQUAT, AND DEADLIFT.
5'11
15
Bench: 185 (shut the **** up I know it sucks)
Squat: 290
Deadlift: 340
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User avatar #188 to #139 - metajunky (07/20/2013) [-]
not anymore since starting college so i will put high school stats

17
5'8"
weigh 210
bench- 310
squat- 365 (recovering from an acl tear made the strength ****** up)
deadlift- 350
User avatar #144 to #139 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/20/2013) [-]
and how much you weigh.
me: 240
User avatar #142 to #139 - batguy (07/20/2013) [-]
Wtf does height have to do with anything, weight.
User avatar #145 to #142 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/20/2013) [-]
i totally forgot about that
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**andrewolfzoom rolls 5** do i even lift
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#161 to #160 - kinglev (07/20/2013) [-]
well ****
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Oh magical conch, is OP a faggot?
#173 to #170 - tehtrollface ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
Well, **** .
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#179 to #156 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3**

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