i'll just take some of that. .. Dat victorious smile


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#5 - pappathethird (07/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #108 to #5 - Neodude (07/19/2013) [-]
I don't think I have ever seen anyone give less of a **** .
#9 to #5 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
That's only ugly bitch right there...
#12 to #9 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
Trust me, even she is out of your league.
User avatar #41 to #5 - greenstrongworld (07/19/2013) [-]
This is so cute.
#7 to #5 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
"Pay for your own food, bitch."
#20 to #5 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
omg tht guy is such a duche if i were him i wuld tret her lik a rinceacUWV8Y 9DH8OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUAAWa[aux hvqopwiauikz,l
User avatar #22 to #20 - zaiopeperse (07/19/2013) [-]
that a reference to something?
#42 to #22 - zombieindenial ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #133 to #42 - zaiopeperse (07/20/2013) [-]
awwwww sheeeeeeeiiiit. I got it now.. I think
User avatar #51 to #20 - thepandaking (07/19/2013) [-]
I laughed so damn hard at this holy **** .
User avatar #18 to #5 - captainkwilis (07/18/2013) [-]
Don't get between a man and his mother ******* mint chocolate chip ice cream cone.
#45 to #5 - hellol (07/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #5 - icecreamonnips (07/19/2013) [-]
holy ****
42-29? get your **** together Orlando
User avatar #75 to #26 - jmastermafia (07/19/2013) [-]
Well Indiana does have the best goddamn defense in the league, so can you really blame them?
User avatar #92 to #75 - icecreamonnips (07/19/2013) [-]
better than Memphis?
User avatar #93 to #92 - jmastermafia (07/19/2013) [-]
Yep, I think its Indiana, then Chicago, then Memphis, not completely sure though...
User avatar #94 to #93 - icecreamonnips (07/19/2013) [-]
as a Chicago fan, Memphis has a better defense. And the only reason Marc Gasol won DPOY is because he's a big man. Not saying he isn't good, but he isn't even the best defensive player on the team
User avatar #95 to #94 - jmastermafia (07/19/2013) [-]
Yes, sorry about that, Memphis was 2nd in Defensive efficiency while Chicago was 5th, about Marc Gasol, I think he deserved the DPOY because he may not statistically be the best defensive player, you have to see him in action, he coordinates Memphis's defense while rotating perfectly to help.
User avatar #96 to #95 - icecreamonnips (07/19/2013) [-]
that's true, but holy **** Tony Allen is just a monster
User avatar #97 to #96 - jmastermafia (07/19/2013) [-]
Well, his nickname isn't "the Grindfather" for nothing.
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User avatar #99 to #98 - jmastermafia (07/19/2013) [-]
How about that Andre Drummond guy though, someone that big should not be allowed to be THAT fast...
User avatar #100 to #99 - icecreamonnips (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, but with Josh Smith going to Detroit, he probably will be coming off the bench for Greg Monroe
User avatar #101 to #100 - jmastermafia (07/19/2013) [-]
Actually I'm pretty sure Smith will be playing at the 3.
User avatar #102 to #101 - icecreamonnips (07/19/2013) [-]
have you seen him shoot the 3? Josh Smith cant space the floor or face up past 17-18 feet
User avatar #103 to #102 - jmastermafia (07/19/2013) [-]
I agree, but they can't maek him come of the bench, the man has too much potential...
User avatar #104 to #103 - icecreamonnips (07/19/2013) [-]
The way i see it, Josh Smith signing with Detroit is like Al Jefferson signing with Charlotte, really good on paper, but ***** up the future of the team
User avatar #105 to #104 - jmastermafia (07/19/2013) [-]
Perfectly said, I feel the same way, you could have expected that from Charlotte, they've always been shortsighted, but I was hoping for more out of the Pistons. I mean seriously, if there was ever a time to lose for Charlotte, it was this next season, and then they screw it up...
User avatar #60 to #26 - seymourtets (07/19/2013) [-]
After they lost Shaq and Howard, they never will... Unless Oladipo turns them around
#6 to #5 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
wow she is so ******* adorable. surely would cuddle
User avatar #16 to #6 - bandoslootshare ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
shes as adorable as pam from the office, or lois from man of steel.. whatever her name is
#23 to #16 - cthumoo ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
you sure know your adorable women
you sure know your adorable women
#30 to #5 - walkerjam (07/19/2013) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #13 to #5 - Solidus (07/18/2013) [-]
Five minutes earlier: "Hey, I'm going to go get some ice cream: you want anything?" No"
#1 - mrawesomeman (07/18/2013) [-]
Dat victorious smile
User avatar #4 to #1 - gobnick (07/18/2013) [-]
he even starts to say "I DID IT!" after getting the bite
User avatar #15 - bandoslootshare ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
thats the hotest thing ive ever seen for some reason
User avatar #17 to #15 - bandoslootshare ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
the way she just dangles that meat in front of him, tempting him, then eventually she just gives in and lets him take a bite our of her meat..
10/10 would watch sequel
#27 to #17 - hairysmellyanus (07/19/2013) [-]
10/10 would watch a trilogy and the ****** reboot trilogy that comes out 15 years for now.
#2 - trollzorr (07/18/2013) [-]
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#31 to #3 - trollypollyz (07/19/2013) [-]
Get that cancerous 			****		 out of here...
Get that cancerous **** out of here...
User avatar #111 to #31 - thisisestonia (07/19/2013) [-]
crap. i had no aknowledge of that being cancer
#44 - josieabby (07/19/2013) [-]
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#63 to #44 - shroomftw (07/19/2013) [-]
oh my god whats the name of the show?! i cant think
#64 to #63 - faithrider (07/19/2013) [-]
the proud family
User avatar #67 to #64 - shroomftw (07/19/2013) [-]
thank you, kind stranger

and for the iron giant pic. Saved.
User avatar #69 to #67 - faithrider (07/19/2013) [-]
yeah no problem... i am severely lacking in the iron giant department. i just thought it slightly related to yours
#66 to #63 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
The Proud Family.

dear god I wouldnt believe it if anyone liked this show...
User avatar #80 to #66 - nortledrones (07/19/2013) [-]
That show was great.
#68 to #66 - ireallydontpostcp (07/19/2013) [-]
then i guess your living in denial. i liked it.
#70 to #68 - shroomftw (07/19/2013) [-]
well i think youre wrong
well i think youre wrong
#52 to #44 - scg (07/19/2013) [-]
mfw i see a successful black family
User avatar #58 to #52 - defacedcreeper (07/19/2013) [-]
Come on!
Everyone knows those are just myths, just like a Black man with a job
User avatar #47 to #44 - windmagevaati (07/19/2013) [-]
******* chicken and waffles...
#48 to #47 - josieabby (07/19/2013) [-]
Nobody steals my chicken and waffles.
Nobody steals my chicken and waffles.
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User avatar #77 to #65 - themassivefail (07/19/2013) [-]
After that last content... ughh... of COURSE he's a rapist.
#73 - workablenathan (07/19/2013) [-]
Was that a steak on a stick? I need it.
Was that a steak on a stick? I need it.
#91 to #73 - danielhargadine (07/19/2013) [-]
Sauce...for raisins
User avatar #110 to #91 - workablenathan (07/19/2013) [-]
Its an anime called Seitokai Yakuindomo. Its pretty amazing.
User avatar #78 to #73 - thegrimgenius ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
the gif.... it's so graphic
User avatar #29 - Reydel (07/19/2013) [-]
She's Kim Jones. twitter.com/KimJonesSports
#25 - yuukoku (07/19/2013) [-]
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Oh, man...

I've always loved the Yankees since I was a kid...

It really sucks that they're not doing so well this year -_-
#56 to #25 - jacebelmont (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm a Rays fan too! God damn we're poor but we're pretty good at baseball
#90 to #25 - lemurlemur (07/19/2013) [-]
keep it in the bronx you disgusting waste of a human lifeform. btw go mets
User avatar #106 to #90 - yuukoku (07/19/2013) [-]
Aww, how did you know that my family's from the Bronx? Actually, I lived around Scarsdale if you wanted to know that I'm not exactly poor.

**** THE METS!
User avatar #114 to #106 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
didnt mention your family
dont know where saarsdale is. dont care
i used the bronx as a synechdoche for the yankees. didnt imply financial situation
engaging in sexual relations with a sports franchise is not wise
you make me hate the yankees even more
go mets
#115 to #114 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
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Oh, I thought you were smart. Now I get that you're just a ******* idiot.
User avatar #116 to #115 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
what part of my comment made me look like an idiot? you seem like a genius
btw why u mad bro? you seem so uptight about your team when atleast you guys are above 500. i should be mad the mets are mediocre at best
User avatar #117 to #116 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
I don't think I need to say much more than "We've won the World Series more than you could ever dream of."

Get a life, man. And an education.
User avatar #118 to #117 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
i find it funny yet disconcerting that you continue to berate me like a simpleton while you consistenly do not understand my posts. you come off too hostile. you will never make friends like that. now calm..down
User avatar #119 to #118 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
“Does he really think big emotions come from big words? He thinks I don’t know the ten-dollar words. I know them all right. But there are older and simpler and better words, and those are the ones I use.” - Ernest Hemingway
User avatar #120 to #119 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
what is this some sort of competition? frankly you are becoming pathetic. that quote doesnt support anything of yours
User avatar #121 to #120 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
Doesn't need to. I've got you figured out.
User avatar #122 to #121 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
what do you mean? and i have to ask: you arent trolling me right because im quite confused?
User avatar #123 to #122 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it. Just get on with your life.
User avatar #124 to #123 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
actually to be honest i found this conversation enthralling, exciting, and delightfully bellicose
#125 to #124 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
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You didn't take a word of what Hemingway said to heart, did you?
I literally put it right in front of you and you didn't apply a single word of what he said.
User avatar #126 to #125 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
if you are offended by my vocabulary, well i cant change how i talk. and i think any high caliber author would appreciated flourished prose.
and i hate to brag but i just cant help but mention that i got a 4 on the ap english. i know that sounds childish but while you called me uneducated all i could think of was this achievement and how proud i was of this
User avatar #128 to #126 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
In every post you have made, you haven't capitalized a single "I" or any letter to begin a sentence.

Alright, if you want to have a bragging competition, let's have a go.

Yes, I've taken AP classes, too. I also read and speak in Chinese and study philosophy on the side, but I find egocentricity to be disgusting, so I don't indulge in eulogizing myself. As you may have heard, Socrates once asked, "All I know is that I know nothing"
What does this mean to you? Does it mean that to be educated is nothing but a lie? Does it mean that we are all but the sum of nothing? Is this conversation meaningful to any extent in the course of human existence? Does the course of human existence decide our thoughts and emotions? Would the merits of Existentialism outweigh the merits of deciding that we, as human beings, know all?
User avatar #129 to #128 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
once again, PLEASE CALM DOWN. this is funnyjunk, not deserving of my full attention on punctuation. no need to fight. i respect your bilingualism and fellow hatred of egocentricity, and am pleased to find that not all yankee fans are stupid.
i recommend Fathers and Sons by Ivan Turgenev. one of the main characters thinks that, like myself, philosophy and other non tangible studies are useless as opposed to sciences that actually accomplish things. what do you think about my opinions? and please dont answer with a declaration of war or another philosophy lecture
User avatar #130 to #129 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
I think you're kidding yourself if you think I'm not calm, as you've now resorted to using caps lock.
And I also personally believe that philosophy is and has always been an indicator of a healthy society, because if a man can't eat or isn't healthy, how on Earth could he think?
User avatar #131 to #130 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
that's an interesting point but the way you deliver it still comes off as hostile. i was merely presenting a counter argument of my own to fuel the debate. this has been the best conversation i have had on funnyjunk yet. it's passed 12 now and i have to work tomorrow but i would love to continue this tomorrow same place same time?
User avatar #132 to #131 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
Same time tomorrow if you'd like.
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#32 to #25 - veryboredlookfunny (07/19/2013) [-]
get over it. every team does bad, i love the giants. last year we win the world series this year we suck
User avatar #33 to #32 - yuukoku (07/19/2013) [-]
Woah, where did that come from? I just said that it sucks that my team isn't doing to well. Calm down, man.
#34 to #33 - veryboredlookfunny (07/19/2013) [-]
sorry didnt mean to come off as hostile. maybe i should have said get used to it
User avatar #35 to #34 - yuukoku (07/19/2013) [-]
Well, It's not like it's a huge deal to me. I'm not one of those ass holes that gets into fights over baseball. I get what you're saying, but you just came off on the wrong foot.
#36 to #25 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
No it doesn't. Go Rays!
#53 to #25 - astafarianp (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm a mariners fan, every year they're not doing well.
User avatar #107 to #57 - yuukoku (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm okay with this.
#61 to #57 - scotlandhome (07/19/2013) [-]
****		 off. You're the Yankees of our division.
**** off. You're the Yankees of our division.
#49 - lostxprophit (07/19/2013) [-]
HFW she finds out he took a bite out of whatever it was she was going to eat
HFW she finds out he took a bite out of whatever it was she was going to eat
User avatar #55 to #54 - lostxprophit (07/19/2013) [-]
yea...some of the text quality is horrible :| (I found a whole bunch on a couple of Reaction GIF sites that has archives of diff GIFs) If you have a better quality that'd me great (anyone)
#62 to #55 - thatguyinthecorner ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
I don't have one   
But take this Asian eating fish in recompense.
I don't have one

But take this Asian eating fish in recompense.
#59 to #55 - articulate ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
I know how you feel. I get GoT gifs from tumblr and the text can be so hard to see.
I know how you feel. I get GoT gifs from tumblr and the text can be so hard to see.
#14 - leojxxitenah (07/18/2013) [-]
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#39 to #14 - imakeursammiches (07/19/2013) [-]
I think I just peed a little from laughing so hard at this gif..
I think I just peed a little from laughing so hard at this gif..
#79 - nortledrones (07/19/2013) [-]
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Funny because that one bite in Yankee Stadium would cost you 100 dollars.
User avatar #81 to #79 - alfjnn (07/19/2013) [-]
I hate the new Yankee Stadium.

They're ******* nazis in there, man.
User avatar #82 to #81 - moooossseeee (07/19/2013) [-]
I love my Yankees

and this is really true...
User avatar #83 to #82 - alfjnn (07/19/2013) [-]
Yankees are a great team and franchise man.
Ever since I came to the USA, I've had a love for the team, and the mentality.

It broke my heart to see what the Franchise had become.

I miss George Steinbrenner. He knew how to run a team and keep people happy.

Now the Stadium is full of nazis, tickets are hella expensive, and you really can't have fun anymore.
User avatar #109 to #83 - nortledrones (07/19/2013) [-]
My boyfriend lives right next to there so he goes a little bit more often and he tells me that it simply isn't entertaining anymore, it sucks.
User avatar #112 to #109 - alfjnn (07/20/2013) [-]
It's really not.
It's boring, you get treated like **** , they cut off beer after a while, you can't have any fun.
User avatar #85 to #83 - moooossseeee (07/19/2013) [-]
The show is *literally* the same thing every time I go there. Like please, change it up. Its great to see the Yankees play and I love it, but seriously, I'd much rather watch from home than go to a game cause it EVER changes.
User avatar #113 to #85 - alfjnn (07/20/2013) [-]
No Fun Allowed.
User avatar #10 - playercz (07/18/2013) [-]
I like that woman, who is she ?
User avatar #11 to #10 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
she is cute
User avatar #28 to #10 - Reydel (07/19/2013) [-]

Her name is Kim Jones.
#46 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 - biblioklept (07/19/2013) [-]
the fact that she let him do that
#8 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
is that the actor from District 9?

i think it is
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User avatar #37 to #21 - Thevaultboy (07/19/2013) [-]
Cool avatar.
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