Mfw parents try to talk about sex. these are tags.. one time, my dad and i were on a trip back home from Washington D.C. and it was really quiet my dad just said, "you know, its ok to masterbate, i do it all in description
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#6 - hankspank (07/16/2013) [-]
one time, my dad and i were on a trip back home from Washington D.C. and it was really quiet   
my dad just said, "you know, its ok to masterbate, i do it all the time."   
i just sat there like wtf dad.
one time, my dad and i were on a trip back home from Washington D.C. and it was really quiet
my dad just said, "you know, its ok to masterbate, i do it all the time."
i just sat there like wtf dad.
#61 to #6 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
It's not like there's an actual appropriate time to discuss something like that.
User avatar #62 to #6 - psychodreadnought (07/16/2013) [-]
My father and I have an open relationship, and we literally talk about whatever is on our minds. I've heard many a stories of his strange sex life.
User avatar #7 to #6 - shadeyyy (07/16/2013) [-]
Really? lol Was he joking or what?
#70 to #7 - hankspank (07/16/2013) [-]
no, no he was not.
#54 to #6 - liamdurf (07/16/2013) [-]
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#23 to #6 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
In his defense, it really is ok to masturbate.
#33 - Yojimbo (07/16/2013) [-]
Almost as bad as that moment when you are watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
Almost as bad as that moment when you are watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
#1 - potatophucker (07/15/2013) [-]
<-- when my dad talked about sex
<-- when my dad talked about sex
#19 to #1 - danslfi (07/16/2013) [-]
I don't think that gif can be used in a better way
User avatar #43 - realitysabitch (07/16/2013) [-]
My parents didn't teach me about sex, they left me on my own to figure that **** out. All I had was the school sex ed and the internet.
And due to that I probably know more sexual acts then my parents would ever feel comfortable to know.
User avatar #44 to #43 - chuca (07/16/2013) [-]
same here

i know more about sex than any person who has not actually seen a girl naked in front of them should ever know

and then some
#46 to #44 - sourpotato (07/16/2013) [-]
and I thought I was a minority...
User avatar #47 to #46 - chuca (07/16/2013) [-]
we all did...i mean we still really are but on the internet we are slightly less the minority
User avatar #57 to #44 - klokwork (07/16/2013) [-]
Thank you porn.
#15 - brokenboulevard (07/16/2013) [-]
Mildly related.
Mildly related.
#3 - iamtheblackgoat (07/15/2013) [-]
Awkward as 			****		, but parents try and guide you in all aspects of your life so you can be successful and not make the same 			*******		 mistakes they did   
   
...			*******		 mistakes...sex...
Awkward as **** , but parents try and guide you in all aspects of your life so you can be successful and not make the same ******* mistakes they did

... ******* mistakes...sex...
#18 to #3 - cunningstunt (07/16/2013) [-]
Their biggest mistake of course, was having children.
Their biggest mistake of course, was having children.
#28 to #3 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (07/16/2013) [-]
My parents must have made a ******* of mistakes then.

I get lectured all the ******* time for the tiniest **** , especially the stuff that isn't even bad. It's as though they think their collegiate son with 2 legitimate majors who's also on the Dean's list has the critical thinking skills of a 12 year old. But I digress.
User avatar #49 to #28 - iamtheblackgoat (07/16/2013) [-]
Well, they're also only human....I feel your pain
#29 - pehnut (07/16/2013) [-]
MFW I hear, &quot;Son it's time you learned about sex.&quot;
MFW I hear, "Son it's time you learned about sex."
User avatar #20 - addictakilla (07/16/2013) [-]
Got my dad a poster for fathers day among other things, He was wrapping it up and said "this reminds me, remember to wrap your **** ." and lectured me on "the last thing you want is to get a girl pregnant" Mind you, he said all of this on FATHERS day.
User avatar #22 to #20 - dafogman (07/16/2013) [-]
That seemed pretty appropriate to me.
#16 - zenagirl (07/16/2013) [-]
Yeah until you've had your Dad tell you that ******* 3-4 times a week is average for a married couple.


Or that when he says your mom has a nice ass and then elaborates on how juicy her caboosey is




#25 to #16 - meganthemartian (07/16/2013) [-]
My mom got out her sex whip once and slapped my boyfriend with it -_-
#35 to #25 - moxmortuus (07/16/2013) [-]
That sounds extremely kinky.
That sounds extremely kinky.
User avatar #66 to #25 - epicurious (07/16/2013) [-]
your mom is a badass. XD
#71 to #66 - meganthemartian (07/17/2013) [-]
I was embarassed at first, but eh. Whatever. My boyfriend just laughed it off.
User avatar #59 - chuffberry (07/16/2013) [-]
once, while on a 16-hour car ride with my dad, he randomly turned to me and said "you know, your mother made me have a vasectomy after she found out she was pregnant with you." i then made the horrible mistake of saying "but don't i have a little brother?" which led to 16 hours of the intimate details of why his vasectomy failed.
#13 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
I'm to old for this sité..
User avatar #26 to #13 - zaiopeperse (07/16/2013) [-]
site*
#8 - subjectesixseven (07/16/2013) [-]
on an entirely unrelated note, i love this movie.
on an entirely unrelated note, i love this movie.
User avatar #9 to #8 - eating (07/16/2013) [-]
can you tell me name?
User avatar #11 to #9 - cupotruth (07/16/2013) [-]
Crazy Stupid Love.

Steve Carrel, Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, that chick from Warm Bodies.

It's da bomb.
User avatar #21 to #11 - eating (07/16/2013) [-]
wow, that movie was awesome, seriously
User avatar #12 to #8 - shadeyyy (07/16/2013) [-]
I know, this is one of my favorite all time movies, watched it with my girlfriend about 3 times now. Would recommend.
User avatar #51 - Ruspanic ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
The closest thing I got to a sex talk was the day before I left for college, when my dad told me "remember, the most important thing is that you have consent."

Thanks, dad.
#27 - fearlessteacup (07/16/2013) [-]
**fearlessteacup rolled a random image posted in comment #3063773 at Friendly ** How my parents describe sex
#65 - Bacula (07/16/2013) [-]
I learned everything i need to know from the internet.
I learned everything i need to know from the internet.
#24 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
My mother told me the process of sex when I was 7.

She later tells me that she's disappointed that I'm so desensitized at such a young age...
#2 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
I second this
User avatar #32 - ogomer (07/16/2013) [-]
I got "the talk" when I asked where babies come from. I was 2 years old. The only "talk" I got in my teenage years was about masturbation and to respect girls. Now they only nag about me not having a girlfriend.
User avatar #42 to #32 - dessydegreemurder (07/16/2013) [-]
I got the talk when I asked how I was related to my dad if I came out of my mom.
User avatar #17 - awesomedewd (07/16/2013) [-]
More annoying mom:

When I have a girlfriend she's bitching about every little detail.
When I don't have a girlfriend she's trying to push me into getting a new one.

Why can't I just relax and enjoy my life? ._.
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