Mfw parents try to talk about sex. these are tags.. one time, my dad and i were on a trip back home from Washington D.C. and it was really quiet my dad just said, "you know, its ok to masterbate, i do it all
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Mfw parents try to talk about sex

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#6 - hankspank (07/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
one time, my dad and i were on a trip back home from Washington D.C. and it was really quiet   
my dad just said, "you know, its ok to masterbate, i do it all the time."   
i just sat there like wtf dad.
one time, my dad and i were on a trip back home from Washington D.C. and it was really quiet
my dad just said, "you know, its ok to masterbate, i do it all the time."
i just sat there like wtf dad.
#3 - iamtheblackgoat (07/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Awkward as 						****					, but parents try and guide you in all aspects of your life so you can be successful and not make the same 						*******					 mistakes they did   
   
...						*******					 mistakes...sex...
Awkward as **** , but parents try and guide you in all aspects of your life so you can be successful and not make the same ******* mistakes they did

... ******* mistakes...sex...
#1 - potatophucker (07/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
<-- when my dad talked about sex
<-- when my dad talked about sex
#15 - brokenboulevard (07/16/2013) [-]
Mildly related.
Mildly related.
#33 - Yojimbo (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Almost as bad as that moment when you are watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
Almost as bad as that moment when you are watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
User avatar #43 - realitysabitch (07/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My parents didn't teach me about sex, they left me on my own to figure that **** out. All I had was the school sex ed and the internet.
And due to that I probably know more sexual acts then my parents would ever feel comfortable to know.
#29 - pehnut (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I hear, &quot;Son it's time you learned about sex.&quot;
MFW I hear, "Son it's time you learned about sex."
User avatar #20 - addictakilla (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Got my dad a poster for fathers day among other things, He was wrapping it up and said "this reminds me, remember to wrap your **** ." and lectured me on "the last thing you want is to get a girl pregnant" Mind you, he said all of this on FATHERS day.
#16 - zenagirl (07/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Yeah until you've had your Dad tell you that ******* 3-4 times a week is average for a married couple.


Or that when he says your mom has a nice ass and then elaborates on how juicy her caboosey is




#25 to #16 - meganthemartian (07/16/2013) [-]
My mom got out her sex whip once and slapped my boyfriend with it -_-
User avatar #59 - chuffberry (07/16/2013) [-]
once, while on a 16-hour car ride with my dad, he randomly turned to me and said "you know, your mother made me have a vasectomy after she found out she was pregnant with you." i then made the horrible mistake of saying "but don't i have a little brother?" which led to 16 hours of the intimate details of why his vasectomy failed.
#13 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm to old for this sité..
#8 - subjectesixseven (07/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
on an entirely unrelated note, i love this movie.
on an entirely unrelated note, i love this movie.
User avatar #51 - Ruspanic (07/16/2013) [-]
The closest thing I got to a sex talk was the day before I left for college, when my dad told me "remember, the most important thing is that you have consent."

Thanks, dad.
#27 - fearlessteacup (07/16/2013) [-]
**fearlessteacup rolled a random image posted in comment #3063773 at Friendly ** How my parents describe sex
#5 - couriersix (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
HOLLY **** IS THAT NANA VISITOR
User avatar #10 to #5 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
That's Juliane Moore, numbnuts
User avatar #32 - ogomer (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I got "the talk" when I asked where babies come from. I was 2 years old. The only "talk" I got in my teenage years was about masturbation and to respect girls. Now they only nag about me not having a girlfriend.
#24 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
My mother told me the process of sex when I was 7.

She later tells me that she's disappointed that I'm so desensitized at such a young age...
User avatar #17 - awesomedewd ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
More annoying mom:

When I have a girlfriend she's bitching about every little detail.
When I don't have a girlfriend she's trying to push me into getting a new one.

Why can't I just relax and enjoy my life? ._.
#2 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
I second this
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