Mfw parents try to talk about sex. these are tags.. one time, my dad and i were on a trip back home from Washington D.C. and it was really quiet my dad just said, "you know, its ok to masterbate, i do it all in description
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#6 - hankspank
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one time, my dad and i were on a trip back home from Washington D.C. and it was really quiet   
my dad just said, "you know, its ok to masterbate, i do it all the time."   
i just sat there like wtf dad.
one time, my dad and i were on a trip back home from Washington D.C. and it was really quiet
my dad just said, "you know, its ok to masterbate, i do it all the time."
i just sat there like wtf dad.
#23 to #6 - anon id: 646633ba
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In his defense, it really is ok to masturbate.
#61 to #6 - anon id: 1077182a
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It's not like there's an actual appropriate time to discuss something like that.
User avatar #62 to #6 - psychodreadnought
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My father and I have an open relationship, and we literally talk about whatever is on our minds. I've heard many a stories of his strange sex life.
User avatar #7 to #6 - shadeyyy [OP]
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Really? lol Was he joking or what?
#70 to #7 - hankspank
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no, no he was not.
#54 to #6 - liamdurf
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#3 - iamtheblackgoat
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Awkward as ****, but parents try and guide you in all aspects of your life so you can be successful and not make the same ******* mistakes they did   
   
...******* mistakes...sex...
Awkward as ****, but parents try and guide you in all aspects of your life so you can be successful and not make the same ******* mistakes they did

...******* mistakes...sex...
#18 to #3 - cunningstunt
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Their biggest mistake of course, was having children.
Their biggest mistake of course, was having children.
#28 to #3 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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My parents must have made a ******* of mistakes then.

I get lectured all the ******* time for the tiniest ****, especially the stuff that isn't even bad. It's as though they think their collegiate son with 2 legitimate majors who's also on the Dean's list has the critical thinking skills of a 12 year old. But I digress.
User avatar #49 to #28 - iamtheblackgoat
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Well, they're also only human....I feel your pain
#1 - potatophucker
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<-- when my dad talked about sex
<-- when my dad talked about sex
#31 to #1 - rockmanneos
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#19 to #1 - danslfi
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I don't think that gif can be used in a better way
#15 - brokenboulevard
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Mildly related.
Mildly related.
#33 - Yojimbo
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Almost as bad as that moment when you are watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
Almost as bad as that moment when you are watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
User avatar #43 - realitysabitch
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My parents didn't teach me about sex, they left me on my own to figure that **** out. All I had was the school sex ed and the internet.
And due to that I probably know more sexual acts then my parents would ever feel comfortable to know.
User avatar #44 to #43 - chuca
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same here

i know more about sex than any person who has not actually seen a girl naked in front of them should ever know

and then some
#46 to #44 - sourpotato
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and I thought I was a minority...
User avatar #47 to #46 - chuca
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we all did...i mean we still really are but on the internet we are slightly less the minority
User avatar #57 to #44 - klokwork
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Thank you porn.
#29 - pehnut
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MFW I hear, &quot;Son it's time you learned about sex.&quot;
MFW I hear, "Son it's time you learned about sex."
#41 to #29 - kakkakrabbypatty
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User avatar #20 - addictakilla
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Got my dad a poster for fathers day among other things, He was wrapping it up and said "this reminds me, remember to wrap your ****." and lectured me on "the last thing you want is to get a girl pregnant" Mind you, he said all of this on FATHERS day.
User avatar #22 to #20 - dafogman
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That seemed pretty appropriate to me.
#16 - zenagirl
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Yeah until you've had your Dad tell you that ******* 3-4 times a week is average for a married couple.


Or that when he says your mom has a nice ass and then elaborates on how juicy her caboosey is




#25 to #16 - meganthemartian
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My mom got out her sex whip once and slapped my boyfriend with it -_-
#35 to #25 - moxmortuus
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That sounds extremely kinky.
That sounds extremely kinky.
User avatar #66 to #25 - epicurious
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your mom is a badass. XD
#71 to #66 - meganthemartian
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I was embarassed at first, but eh. Whatever. My boyfriend just laughed it off.
#30 - breadmolester
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