i know, it hurts.. .. Please somebody. Find a way to make this happen. So I can purchase 55 of them with a lava lamp and remain a pure virgin wizard for the rest of my days.
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#12 - zeylin (07/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - Sockopolis (07/15/2013) [-]
Please somebody. Find a way to make this happen. So I can purchase 55 of them with a lava lamp and remain a pure virgin wizard for the rest of my days.
#28 to #11 - pokimone (07/15/2013) [-]
Dude... I hate to break it to you... but I have a virgin friend who just hit 40. He didn't become a wizard at thirty, we thought we'd wait... he didn't at 40 either. I've asked tons of people, they all say the same thing. Its a conspiracy to keep the population down. There are no wizards, there is no magic, only lies.
User avatar #31 to #28 - haroldsaxon (07/15/2013) [-]
You have to hit 30 without masturbating as well, sadly.
User avatar #35 to #31 - deescalation (07/15/2013) [-]
I want to undo my life and become a wizard
#38 to #31 - ButtonFly ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Just nine and a half more years then.   
This can be done.
Just nine and a half more years then.
This can be done.
#45 - pridestalker (07/15/2013) [-]
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#61 to #45 - randomzdude (07/15/2013) [-]
I watched this three times through. Holy **** .
#89 to #45 - mitchimusk (07/15/2013) [-]
That was so suspenseful I almost pooped myself!
#97 to #45 - dominoazmc (10/18/2013) [-]
i logged in after being anon for "X" amount of months specifically to let you know you have completed my life thus far
User avatar #46 to #45 - victreebro (07/15/2013) [-]
It's times like these, watching a gif for 3 minutes, that i wonder what I'm doing with my life
#51 to #46 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
better than watching dumb content on funnyjuk for half an hour
#79 to #51 - hairibar (07/15/2013) [-]
Only half an hour?
#25 - mrfishie (07/15/2013) [-]
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#70 to #25 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
Do you have any more like this? It's awesome.
#47 - suckittrebek (07/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - sockprague (07/15/2013) [-]
Wonder what Lao Tzu would say about this.
User avatar #23 to #22 - darthblam ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Probably something along the lines of "WHAT IS MOVING PICTURE? WHY IS THERE LIGHT BUT NO TORCH? WHO ARE YOU!?"

But.. y'know.. in Chinese.
#39 to #23 - takedatsociety (07/15/2013) [-]
This ******* comment made me laugh harder than any other post here. Good job sir
User avatar #1 - crazymero (07/14/2013) [-]
This is pleasing my OCD in very mysterious ways.
#63 to #1 - neokun (07/15/2013) [-]
Let me fix that for you.
User avatar #6 to #1 - lmOldGreg (07/14/2013) [-]
That comment made me rage.
#7 to #6 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Maybe you should grow the **** up then, eh?
#41 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
ITT: 12yr olds that think they have OCD
#17 - ironsoul ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #59 - rapsuskiller (07/15/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who doesn´t find this hard to understand or look at?
User avatar #68 to #59 - dubslao (07/15/2013) [-]
i understand it
the only thing that hurts is trying to figure out how to make it work so perfectly together
#75 to #68 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
you might be retarded.
User avatar #76 to #75 - dubslao (07/15/2013) [-]
i mean like how it all is perfectly timed

dude, i cant even operate a watch
much less work that thing
#82 to #76 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
You know it's CGI, right?
User avatar #83 to #82 - dubslao (07/15/2013) [-]
**** yes, i know its CGI.
anon, you might be an even bigger retard than me.
you know there is actual IRL **** of this right?
User avatar #72 to #59 - vexaton ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
The only thing making this hurt my brain is the way they're connected... It doesn't work.
#24 - camerel (07/15/2013) [-]
YOU ADDED TWO MORE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!
YOU ADDED TWO MORE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!
User avatar #65 to #24 - grimagination (07/15/2013) [-]
one more... count the colours if you must
User avatar #93 to #65 - camerel (07/15/2013) [-]
there are four halves, 2 of which are blue. you added two more.
#26 - gravitystereo (07/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 to #26 - milliardopeace (07/15/2013) [-]
his is better
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#44 - fuckyosixtyminutes (07/15/2013) [-]
This is what passes for "science" for some people? lol
#55 to #44 - clifford (07/15/2013) [-]
Well science and engineering get mixed up sometime, lol.
Well science and engineering get mixed up sometime, lol.
#80 to #55 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
It's not even engineering, lol
more retardation
User avatar #56 to #55 - clifford (07/15/2013) [-]
sometimes*

#3 - napalmpie (07/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #60 - annogram (07/15/2013) [-]
the balls always go through the same holes
User avatar #73 to #60 - payseht (07/15/2013) [-]
homophobe
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