i know, it hurts.. .. Please somebody. Find a way to make this happen. So I can purchase 55 of them with a lava lamp and remain a pure virgin wizard for the rest of my days. i know it hurts Please somebody Find a way to make this happen So I can purchase 55 of them with lava lamp and remain pure virgin wizard for the rest my days
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#22 - sockprague
Reply +12
(07/15/2013) [-]
Wonder what Lao Tzu would say about this.
#23 to #22 - darthblam
Reply +130
(07/15/2013) [-]
Probably something along the lines of "WHAT IS MOVING PICTURE? WHY IS THERE LIGHT BUT NO TORCH? WHO ARE YOU!?"

But.. y'know.. in Chinese.
#39 to #23 - takedatsociety
Reply +3
(07/15/2013) [-]
This ******* comment made me laugh harder than any other post here. Good job sir
#11 - Sockopolis
Reply +52
(07/15/2013) [-]
Please somebody. Find a way to make this happen. So I can purchase 55 of them with a lava lamp and remain a pure virgin wizard for the rest of my days.
#28 to #11 - pokimone
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Dude... I hate to break it to you... but I have a virgin friend who just hit 40. He didn't become a wizard at thirty, we thought we'd wait... he didn't at 40 either. I've asked tons of people, they all say the same thing. Its a conspiracy to keep the population down. There are no wizards, there is no magic, only lies.
#31 to #28 - haroldsaxon ONLINE
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(07/15/2013) [-]
You have to hit 30 without masturbating as well, sadly.
#35 to #31 - deescalation
Reply +2
(07/15/2013) [-]
I want to undo my life and become a wizard
#38 to #31 - ButtonFly
Reply 0
(07/15/2013) [-]
Just nine and a half more years then.   
This can be done.
Just nine and a half more years then.
This can be done.
#36 - nightdge
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(07/15/2013) [-]
#45 - pridestalker
Reply +32
(07/15/2013) [-]
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#61 to #45 - randomzdude
Reply 0
(07/15/2013) [-]
I watched this three times through. Holy ****.
#69 to #45 - jimjoejohnson
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(07/15/2013) [-]
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#89 to #45 - mitchimusk
Reply 0
(07/15/2013) [-]
That was so suspenseful I almost pooped myself!
#97 to #45 - dominoazmc
Reply +1
(10/18/2013) [-]
i logged in after being anon for "X" amount of months specifically to let you know you have completed my life thus far
#46 to #45 - victreebro
Reply +8
(07/15/2013) [-]
It's times like these, watching a gif for 3 minutes, that i wonder what I'm doing with my life
#51 to #46 - anon
Reply 0
(07/15/2013) [-]
better than watching dumb content on funnyjuk for half an hour
#79 to #51 - hairibar
Reply +4
(07/15/2013) [-]
Only half an hour?
#12 - zeylin
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(07/15/2013) [-]
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#1 - crazymero
Reply +26
(07/14/2013) [-]
This is pleasing my OCD in very mysterious ways.
#63 to #1 - neokun
Reply -2
(07/15/2013) [-]
Let me fix that for you.
#6 to #1 - lmOldGreg
Reply 0
(07/14/2013) [-]
That comment made me rage.
#7 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(07/14/2013) [-]
Maybe you should grow the **** up then, eh?
#25 - mrfishie
Reply +14
(07/15/2013) [-]
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#70 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(07/15/2013) [-]
Do you have any more like this? It's awesome.
#10 - dildoes
Reply -42
(07/15/2013) [-]
Attention! There's a man-whore going around calling people bad for being gay, straight, acting gay, then straight and worst of all, changing his profile picture extremely often!
The indecisive liar in question is therealsuperderpy, and he needs to stop fingering himself while on the fence of absolutely everything. He has yet to state any decision at all in which he doesn't change his mind about in less than 24 hours. Absolutely all of his life is indecision and shenanigans.
If you are to spot this butt, you mustn't believe that he believes a word he says, regardless of how real, legit and true his belief for it seems.
#29 to #10 - fallenstar
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(07/15/2013) [-]
#33 to #10 - formerlyaceseleven **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(07/15/2013) [-]
bro, im might be gay, but your a ******* faggot for spamming this
#14 to #10 - xmonke
Reply +9
(07/15/2013) [-]
#15 to #14 - lucilavit
Reply 0
(07/15/2013) [-]
I'm starting to think you and dildoes are the same person, It's the same reply in every ******* post, why?
#16 to #15 - xmonke
Reply 0
(07/15/2013) [-]
I'm not him. I was just bored and he's an asshole so I spammed all his spam. I got every single one, haha.
#47 - suckittrebek
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(07/15/2013) [-]
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#62 to #47 - hypnoso
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(07/15/2013) [-]
#59 - rapsuskiller
Reply +5
(07/15/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who doesn´t find this hard to understand or look at?
#68 to #59 - dubslao
Reply 0
(07/15/2013) [-]
i understand it
the only thing that hurts is trying to figure out how to make it work so perfectly together
#75 to #68 - anon
Reply 0
(07/15/2013) [-]
you might be retarded.
#76 to #75 - dubslao
Reply 0
(07/15/2013) [-]
i mean like how it all is perfectly timed

dude, i cant even operate a watch
much less work that thing
#82 to #76 - anon
Reply 0
(07/15/2013) [-]
You know it's CGI, right?
#83 to #82 - dubslao
Reply 0
(07/15/2013) [-]
**** yes, i know its CGI.
anon, you might be an even bigger retard than me.
you know there is actual IRL **** of this right?
#72 to #59 - vexaton
Reply 0
(07/15/2013) [-]
The only thing making this hurt my brain is the way they're connected... It doesn't work.